Something went wrong. Try again later

Giant Bomb News

122 Comments

Worth Reading 02/15/2013

With a little bit of Siri's help, Worth Reading is now the FANCY pile of links you've come to expect every week.

I survived. Mostly.
I survived. Mostly.

I would like to start out this edition of Worth Reading by thanking everyone for the kind, funny, and ridiculous comments about my recent collarbone injury. You need a really good laugh when it's three in the morning and you can't get to sleep for the second night in a row because your arm is screaming in fiery pain. Too bad laughter feels like a knife jabbing me over and over.

(That part is getting better, though!)

The most awkward part about a broken bone is figuring out new ways to do things. Take this story, for example, which I dictated most of using software on my Mac. I didn't even know this dictation existed before a few hours ago! While it's a little weird to literally announce punctuation when crafting a story, I'm able to save the moments where both hands are required, which is awkward and painful over a lengthy period of time. (As much as I've been enjoying marathoning Fire Emblem: Awakening, I really want to get back to Dead Space 3!)

I won't know more about my body's healing process until sometime next week, so the meantime, I'm trying to come up with new ways to cover games that doesn't necessarily involve long form writing. More short audio interviews with game developers, perhaps? A Fire Emblem spoilercast? Answering more questions on a couch? I'm open to your ideas. I wrote features ahead of the site's relaunch, and those will roll out next week, including looks at the creation of Spaceteam, a history of Dark Sector (?!) and others.

Hey, You Should Play This

No Caption Provided

This is another one of those games where I don't really want to say much, but how about this: it'll take less than five minutes of your time, and it's from the creators of the upcoming horror game starring a baby, Among the Sleep. Needless to say, these guys have some pretty, uh, interesting ideas for games.

***
No Caption Provided

It's not often a game elicits a genuine "whoa" moment, but the gameplay hook for 400 Years, which involves holding down the space bar to fast forward through time, does that more than once. Manipulating time pushes the game's world through seasonal changes, which impact the environment in fun and surprising ways that are crucial to solving the game's few but worthwhile puzzles. Much like The Plan, 400 Years won't take you long to see through to the end, but the various eureka moments are worth it.

And You Should Read These, Too

  1. Virtue's Last Reward Postmortem Q&A with Kotaro Uchikoshi
No Caption Provided

It's going to be a couple of years until we have another entry in the Zero Escape series. In the meantime, we have these wonderful interviews with the games creator, Kōtarō Uchikoshi, that shed some light on the complicated storytelling decisions made for the most recent game, Virtue's Last Reward. If you followed my response to the sequel, you know I wasn't particularly happy with some of the broader decisions made about the growing mythology, but that doesn't mean I'm no longer addicted--I totally am. An important note: please be careful regarding spoilers for 999 or Virtue's Last Reward in the comments, since most people probably haven't played either game.

***

No Caption Provided

Reviewing games has become a lot more complicated. When is a review considered criticism? What kind a review do people want on the first day a game is out, or prior to its release? Does the score attached to a review actually mean anything anymore, or just serve as useless fodder for the comment section below? The games that push these questions to their breaking limit are the more esoteric releases like Journey, Dear Esther, or more recently, Proteus. Academic Ian Bogost tackles this in a unique way over at Gamasutra by writing three reviews of Proteus.

If You Click It, It Will Play

Kickstarter Has Promise, Hopefully Developers Don't Screw It Up

Yeah, Greenlight Still Has Issues, But Some Games Look Pretty Cool

Let's Read Positive Reviews of "Bad" Game, Alien: Colonial Marines

(Note: I do not feature these reviews to mock them, especially since I have not yet played the game. Reading contrary opinions, especially ones on the polar extreme, is profoundly educational.)

"Even if Gearbox Software could craft an enjoyable sequel to Aliens in video game form, what could it hope to show players that they haven’t seen before? Yet, the developer stuck to its guns, believing all the while that it could create a quality first-person shooter based on a license that Gearbox obviously loves. And the really weird bit is that Gearbox was absolutely right."

"The visuals are subpar in places, but the overall aesthetic makes creeping through the shadowy, blood-soaked wreckage with a group of Marines a real nail-biter. While the core Soldier Xenos should probably figure out that ramming bullets with their face isn’t the best strategy, Gearbox’s other baddies offer up a great deal of variety. This sets up some dreadful moments of anticipation, fearsome firefights, and even a few harrowing escapes, making Colonial Marines’ campaign an intense experience that’s sure to appeal to franchise buffs and shooter fans alike. Sure, you’ve got some definite dents in the hull here—such as the occasionally oblivious squadmate AI, the training-wheel cover system, and the woefully heinous cinematics—but the hits far outweigh the misfires."

"The fact is, Alien Colonial Marines doesn't stand a chance if you compare it to James Cameron's seminal 1986 flick. Aliens is filed and receipted as one of the greatest horror films ever made, one of the best sequels ever made and an iconic entry in the canon of science-fiction cinema. Aliens Colonial Marines is a patchy shooter standing on the shoulders of a giant."

Tweets That Make You Go "Hmmmmmm"

Here in video games we invented a new word, "permadeath," to describe what in real life is called "death".

— Matthew S. Burns (@MrWasteland) January 23, 2013

Oh, And This Other Stuff

Patrick Klepek on Google+

122 Comments

Avatar image for mattyftm
MattyFTM

14914

Forum Posts

67415

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 11

MattyFTM  Moderator

7th Guest was awesome. I own it on GoG, but I'd buy it again if it were on Steam.

Avatar image for gold_skulltulla
Gold_Skulltulla

329

Forum Posts

169

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 36

User Lists: 0

@zornack: I'm eager to try Esther, but haven't. I love Proteus though. I think Bogost nailed what makes that game special in his 3 part essay, essentially breaking out the major factors into separate criticisms. I find it helpful (and to the game's credit, quite rewarding) to approach Proteus like an artwork. Even a great painting can be "boring" if you go in with expectations that it has no intention of fulfilling. Does Proteus offer to quench our "gaming fix" or does it want to engage with a different part of the brain? For me, the cool thing is that it does a little of both.

Avatar image for everyones_a_critic
Everyones_A_Critic

6500

Forum Posts

834

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 1

Test

Avatar image for lyfeforce
Lyfeforce

450

Forum Posts

9

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I always save Worth Reading, the bulk of it at least, for Saturday morning when I can grab some whiskey, put on some tunes and make a morning of it. Thanks for that, Patrick. Hope the pain gets managed easily.

Also, on a tangent, I really like the new look for quotations. Still getting used to the new rounded, serif-y font though.

Avatar image for toyboxx
TOYBOXX

327

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 1

Edited By TOYBOXX

In response to the "Proteus: A Trio of Artisanal Game Reviews" segment:

When it comes to game reviews, people don't want to say what is really on their minds at the moment of writing a review for fear of offending the audience, game developer, or publisher. And this is where game reviews, or gaming journalism, falls short. It is the responsibility of the media to light the fire under the asses of the industry to help improve and maintain innovation. Even if it means saying things that they don't want to hear.

For Gamasutra to intentionally write additional reviews that covers multiple perspectives is simply crazy to me. Might as well do a podcast about the game, at that point, which isn't a bad idea. But it shows that they don't want to offend anyone in the process of writing a review.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Honesty and integrity goes a long way.

As for review scores in general - it's crap and deceptive! Game reviewers love to use the 1-10 rating scale (thankfully not on Giantbomb) which is the equivalent of throwing darts at a dart board. Might as well say 1-1000. The scope is too wide. It needs to be narrowed down to help judge if a particular game is at least worth a rental. Using 1-10 scale who says if a game is good or bad when reviewers specifically say the game sucks, and in turn, they give it a 6 or a 7? That's an above average score, but they've written that the game sucks. It's confusing and deceptive to the reader if they only pay attention to the rating system.

Both the gaming media, and the console market, need to stop being in bed with each other. Media prostitution reveals who people really are. It's despicable and embarrassing to the rest of us who love this hobby of playing video games.

Avatar image for sheeshor
sheeshor

20

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By sheeshor

Man, you really like capitalism -take a few days off! (glad you didn't)


That tweet is really hilarious. Get well soon!

Avatar image for krathoon
Krathoon

309

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

It would be better if there was a remake of the 7th guest with a meatier story.

Avatar image for noobsauceg7
NoobSauceG7

1420

Forum Posts

85

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 15

Get well soon Patrick. My brother had surgery on Thursday on his gums and can only eat none hot liquids for a few days (which is hard to find) so taking care of him I must see how bad you are doing. A Fire Emblem Spoilercast would be awesome since that game is really incredible, I have my Donnel at level 19 already and he is already one hit killing everything, even 2 hit killing bosses and I am at Chapter 10! We miss you a lot but this and your Q&A from earlier this week helped fill that Patrick shaped hole.

Avatar image for chaser324
chaser324

9416

Forum Posts

14945

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 15

chaser324  Moderator

@patrickklepek: As someone that has been known to enjoy the occasional western and visual novel, you should take 10 minutes to play through the latest from Christine Love, creator of Digital: A Love Story and Analogue: A Hate Story.

I personally found it to be a very cool and unique approach to the visual novel format with a great payoff ending. The plot is also well worth bringing up the next time you have a "depiction of women in gaming" discussion.

You can find it over here: http://scoutshonour.com/cowgirl/

Avatar image for synthesis_landale
synthesis_landale

301

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

I hate that people jump on the grave of living consoles long before they're even near dead. They did the same thing to the 3DS and now the WiiU. They did it to the Vita too when it launched.

Though.. it's kinda funny how little of this I see for the Vita NOW considering it still has a dire lack of good non-port games. That said, I'm still happy with my purchase of the portable Persona 4/Disgaea 3 machine.

Avatar image for bbqbram
BBQBram

2497

Forum Posts

88

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Get well dude.

Avatar image for tigerdx
TigerDX

492

Forum Posts

487

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By TigerDX

@patrickklepek Really appreciate the effort to crank the content, but seriously, the best thing you can do is rest up and get the hell better soon!

Avatar image for comradecrash
comradecrash

603

Forum Posts

40

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By comradecrash

While the Wii U looks in dire straits, the 3DS has become something worth owning in my book.

Avatar image for dr_mantas
dr_mantas

2557

Forum Posts

92

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 9

Ok, I finally realised what has been bothering me about the new site.

The text EVERYWHERE is WAY TOO BIG.

I prefer minimalism and smaller text (like reddit)

Avatar image for mutha3
mutha3

5052

Forum Posts

459

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

More FE content sounds good to me, but I don't know if a spoilercast is the right medium.

@erinisadrunk said:

Good stuff. Glad to see it back this week in the more traditional format.

As for none writing things you could do, I think it would be really awesome if you did some kind of audio interview with the 8-4 guys about the "Fire Emblem: Awakening" localization. The localization is aces and the brief time they spent talking about it on their podcast was cool and I would love to hear more about it.

This on the other hand...

Avatar image for dungbootle
dungbootle

2502

Forum Posts

19953

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Get well soon Patrick

Avatar image for winternet
Winternet

8454

Forum Posts

2255

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

@patrickklepek the font for the quotes makes it tough to read. Maybe go for something more traditional next time? Also, I see your New Year's resolution of watching TED talks has ended. Actually, as New Year's resolution goes, it lasted for quite a while :) Get better soon, Tricky.

Avatar image for abendlaender
abendlaender

3100

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By abendlaender

The tweet is form the future! I always knew Patrick was a time traveler

Avatar image for kyodra
Kyodra

145

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

@parsnip said:

That quote font is painful to read. Just really awful.

I agree, a thinner font would work better than this bold one. Otherwise very enjoyable reading.

Avatar image for deactivated-64b8656eaf424
deactivated-64b8656eaf424

1450

Forum Posts

12205

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

That quote font is painful to read. Just really awful.

Avatar image for ch3burashka
ch3burashka

6086

Forum Posts

100

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By ch3burashka

I'm a bigger proponent of Dark Sector than most, but what the hell prompted an article on its history? Assuming internet content is mostly driven by interest (inb4 for the hits), where does this sudden interest in Dark Sector come from?

Avatar image for wrecks
wrecks

2685

Forum Posts

1152

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 13

Bold block quote font needs some serious changing. Other than that, cool stuff as usual!

Avatar image for inquisitor
Inquisitor

240

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Thanks for this wonderful mostly gaming related Worth Reading :)

Avatar image for princess_zelda
princess_zelda

58

Forum Posts

58

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

I liked Septerra Core a lot as a young child, but I tried revisiting it about 5 years ago and it was rough going. Hasn't aged well at all.

Avatar image for y2ken
Y2Ken

3308

Forum Posts

82

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 28

Edited By Y2Ken

Rest well, young Klepek. If anything that you got this article out just proves how much you must love your job. Most people would have just let it slide for a few weeks, but not our Scoops. Here's to a speedy recovery.

Avatar image for happymeowmeow
happymeowmeow

226

Forum Posts

10

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 8

Edited By happymeowmeow

Have vague but fond memories of Septerra Core. Still have the disk and manual somewhere.

Patrick have you ever tried any of the Etrian Odyssey games? If not, with Etrian Odyssey 4 coming out this month it might be worth your while to check out the series. In the spirit of exploring games off the beaten path and outside your comfort zone and all. They are definitely time consuming, but nothing else quite like em.

Avatar image for castiel
Castiel

3657

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

Edited By Castiel

Holy shit is that Klepek on that pic!?!

He looks different. First of all he has stubble and because of the lighting it looks like he has a tan.

Avatar image for frostedminiwheats
FrostedMiniWheats

55

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

One thing you could do both to keep generating content and keep yourself from going insane from boredom is to seek out games that can be played with only one hand, since that level of accessibility isn't normally considered. Since Giantbomb just got the new connecting cable to do video coverage of iOS games, there's a ton out there. There's also a limited selection of games on PC, Wii, and DS/3DS that use only the mousese/wiimote/touchscreen respectively. I've been playing Puzzle Quest off the DSi Ware service recently, and I realize that one is touch only. Then you could write a piece about it once your through the ordeal sharing which games worked and hooked you and which didn't.

Of course, more coverage of Fire Emblem is always welcome too. When last we heard you were uncertain about whether to allow your units to die or not. Follow up! What did you decide, and how did it work out for you?

Avatar image for badsmalltalker
badsmalltalker

361

Forum Posts

36

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

Man, the comments on that LA Times article...

Avatar image for nekroskop
Nekroskop

2830

Forum Posts

47

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Damn. Scoops is still going strong. Nothing stops the Klepek train.

TOOT! TOOT!

Avatar image for beasmeeply
BeasMeeply

23

Forum Posts

6

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

The Plan made me giggle because the Horsehead Nebula is not inside the Eagle Nebula! Also, there are not light bulbs in space.

Avatar image for bombkareshi
BombKareshi

1042

Forum Posts

3448

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

No, you're not, dammit! I enjoyed Septerra Core too! I loved it to bits. I just wish I could get that game to work on my Windows 7 PC, though. Feels like I've tried everything.

Avatar image for ryusko
ryusko

16

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

My vote is for Fire Emblem spoilercast! I'm not getting the game for a few weeks, and consuming as much media as I can about it keeps me sated in the meantime.

Avatar image for patman99
Patman99

1650

Forum Posts

70

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@ikabubu said:

Nothing stops the Worth Reading! NOTHING!

NOTHING EXCLAMATION POINT

Avatar image for walker_boh
Walker_Boh

45

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Septerra Core was one of my first PC games (along with Shogo) and one of my first RPGS. I loved it so you are not alone Patrick.

Avatar image for kinapuff
kinapuff

277

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

That super hexagon lbp stage is mindblowing.

Avatar image for deactivated-5f71e1dc474f5
deactivated-5f71e1dc474f5

379

Forum Posts

730

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Thanks Patrick!

Avatar image for danthegamer32
DanTheGamer32

266

Forum Posts

171

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

Edited By DanTheGamer32

Hmmm that section of the EGM review doesn't *sound* like a 9/10...

Avatar image for lazyaza
Lazyaza

2584

Forum Posts

7938

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 27

User Lists: 43

Edited By Lazyaza

I wrote 99% of the Septerra Core wiki page, have completed it 5 times and absolutely 100%ed the entire game twice, so no you aren't alone Patrick ^_^

Avatar image for phatmac
Phatmac

5947

Forum Posts

1139

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 18

User Lists: 12

Thanks for the VLR story link! Didn't know a new one was available. :)

Avatar image for mrfluke
mrfluke

6260

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

@zornack: i like L.S.D. cause of the aggressive weirdness of the game, and i think those 2 games take inspiration from L.S.D

Loading Video...

Avatar image for mrfluke
mrfluke

6260

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Good stuff. Glad to see it back this week in the more traditional format.

As for none writing things you could do, I think it would be really awesome if you did some kind of audio interview with the 8-4 guys about the "Fire Emblem: Awakening" localization. The localization is aces and the brief time they spent talking about it on their podcast was cool and I would love to hear more about it.

Get well soon!

@patrickklepek yea im with this guy, more interaction with 8-4 would be good as well.

maybe like a video podcast (sort of in the vein of what Jeff did with you all in the beginning of this year with skype or with google hangout?) in which you talk with the 8-4 guys about video game localization, or weigh in with them on various topics (i believe "Gaming Jesus" Mark Macdonald wanted to do a gaming journalism podcast one day, and hey if you do get to playing dark souls or monster hunter, you should join in on that when they do those podcasts), or heck, just join in and be a guest on the 8-4 podcast every now and then. they streamed in the skulls of the shogun guy on this latest episode of 8-4 via skype. so it seems they got their skype stuff working now.

Avatar image for talon64
Talon64

326

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I went ahead and bought System Shock 2 the second I read right here that it was finally available at gog.com. Patrick's perseverance in the face of fucking-awful-broken-collarbone to put this together finally got me System Shock 2, so many thanks for that!

Avatar image for truthtellah
TruthTellah

9827

Forum Posts

423

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By TruthTellah

@patrickklepek I really enjoyed your video from home and I'd welcome more videos like it. Having that kind of fun and personal aspect to it fits so well with Giant Bomb's aesthetic. Vinny's at home video was one of my favorite's, and Jeff's are always nice and odd. You and that adorable dog and creepy doll just gave a great atmosphere for talking about games. :)

And please do get better soon! My prayers are for you and your continued recovery!

Avatar image for efesell
Efesell

7505

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Longest Journey has some psychotic adventure game logic, and Dreamfall has questionable combat but the stories will always hold up.

Avatar image for zornack
Zornack

263

Forum Posts

162

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By Zornack

Anyone here like Protues and/or Dear Ester? I found both incredibly boring.

Avatar image for mrfluke
mrfluke

6260

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By mrfluke

@patrickklepek i do hope you continue answering tumblr questions through video, someone as opinionated as you i think really benefits by having a "video soapbox" as your able to fully articulate your opinion and make it more well rounded, vs writing a opinionated story and having people make their assumptions and tear it apart in the comments and rage about you.

u shouldnt worry about when you're talking into a camera in your questions videos about when said video is going too long, as essentially the people that are watching a solo video of you speaking are interested in hearing you speak :)

maybe watch one of Jeff's Jar time videos for research and see how he carries himself talking into a camera?, dude answers questions, but when he also has something big to say about a topic he does go all out, and he's been doing these soapbox style videos for years since the launch of the 360.

so in short to condense all that ramble above, my suggestion is, you should mix answering tumblr questions and talking about news into one "video soapbox" weekly or bi weekly video.

Avatar image for beachthunder
BeachThunder

15269

Forum Posts

318865

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 30

I really enjoyed Septerra Core (but it really dragged on in some parts)...

Avatar image for dizzyhippos
Dizzyhippos

5461

Forum Posts

383

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 5

No Caption Provided

NOTHING STOPS THE KLEPEK

quick someone get this to the photoshop thread stat!