What would you whisper to your assassination victims?

#1 Posted by mordukai (7817 posts) -

Pretty much self explanatory.   
 
 Mine would definitely be a quote from my all time favorite books, The Book of Five Rings.  
      "Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye."     Miyamoto Mushashi    

#2 Posted by Dejkrigeren (388 posts) -

Goodnight sweet prince, obviously.

#3 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

I heard you like Mudkips.

#4 Posted by TheJohn (566 posts) -

just to get it out of the way:
"UH UH UH UH UH"
 
sorry

#5 Edited by ESREVER (2821 posts) -

"Assassination, ho!" 
 
~! Edited to fit the scenario.

#6 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

"I'm sorry we couldn't work out our differences in a manner that was more agreeable with your spine."

#7 Posted by CornBREDX (6546 posts) -

I'm sorry

#8 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -

oops

#9 Posted by Ryax (4580 posts) -

"your peach fuzz makes me happy" 
 
or 
 
"just imagine its my organ"

#10 Posted by SquirrelGOD (517 posts) -

"You know, you poop yourself when you die."

#11 Posted by TheHT (12352 posts) -

'I PITY DA FOO. Requiescat in pace.'

#12 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3475 posts) -

"like tear drops in the rain"- Or something like that^^

#13 Posted by CL60 (17120 posts) -

"Nice ass"

#14 Posted by RichardLOlson (1904 posts) -

You gonna kneel, but your not gonna pray!  Then I would look down at my crotch and say "Stand and deliver"

#15 Posted by Rockdalf (1328 posts) -

Probably something along the lines of: 
 
"You have that look in your eyes of a man who is bewildered, as if the sudden realization that a universe you thought belonged to you suddenly crashed around, revealing in it's empty abyss that you're not the center upon which it revolves.  Take a moment then to reflect what you used to think were achievements in life, all the vain goals you've striven for, only to have them all taken away by a person you don't know with motives you're to afraid to ask.  Perhaps once you finally accept that these goals were as equally vain before your impending demise as they are now, you'll find some piece on the other side to solace your broken so--, wait, are you still alive?  Well fuck me, I've been sitting here for some thirty odd minutes talking philosophy with a corpse.  Now there is irony."

#16 Posted by DoctorTran (1584 posts) -

"I am the walrus. Goo Goo gachoo. "

#17 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

"I took you like my woman... from behind."

#18 Posted by Yummylee (23259 posts) -

I would recite this entire song. 
 
  

   
 
Or if I'm feeling lazy I'll say ''Game Over''
#19 Posted by PhaggyBigNastyMcKill (565 posts) -

"WHAT!!!!!!"

#20 Posted by Za3r0 (109 posts) -
surprise!
#21 Posted by ptys (2030 posts) -

Suck it or #&ck it.

#22 Posted by Liono88 (367 posts) -

"Wildcard .....Bitches! *cowboy laugh* "

#23 Posted by Toxin066 (3383 posts) -

"Dosvedanya," with a Russian-Martian accent.

#24 Edited by Jack268 (3368 posts) -
#25 Posted by sgjackson (533 posts) -

make a really obnoxious slurping noise

#26 Posted by Raakill (850 posts) -

 “I love you but I am not IN LOVE with you."  

#27 Posted by ESREVER (2821 posts) -

There needs to be a feature in this game where you can record like a 5-10 second audio clip of the player saying their assassination line of choice and it will play everytime you are killed by the player in a stealthy manner.

#28 Edited by obiwan (101 posts) -

 "Yippee kai yay, motherfucker!"     
 
  

#29 Posted by Deusoma (3191 posts) -

"Eat several dicks!"

#30 Posted by AyKay_47 (295 posts) -

"Your corpse will satisfy my sexual fetish :)"

#31 Posted by Eaxis (1002 posts) -

"You are already dead".
#32 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

Die. Would you kindly?

#33 Posted by Raymayne (1230 posts) -

"Y'all be gettin assassinated up in here"

#34 Posted by Captain_Insano (1719 posts) -

'After this, I'm going to bang your mum'
 
Pretty crude, but would completely mentally crush anyone who I was murdering

#35 Posted by JJOR64 (19549 posts) -

"Tune into Conan.  Weeknights on TBS."

#36 Posted by zyn (2765 posts) -
@Axxol said:
" I heard you like Mudkips. "
I was going to say the same thing!  :)
#37 Edited by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

 Vieni qui cagna e succhiare il mio pene    

#38 Posted by chrissedoff (2244 posts) -

look. a three headed monkey

#39 Posted by SuperfluousMoniker (2907 posts) -

"Remember when I said [I loved you, you could trust me, I'd kill you last, etc]? I lied."

#40 Posted by Fattony12000 (7944 posts) -

"When I'm done killing you, I will sexually defile your corpse and then hunt down your wife and children, horrifically raping and murdering them before tearing their bodies asunder and casting the bones unto the cruel sea; so their souls may never find respite in the Hell that I sent them to."
 
or
 
"gg"

#41 Posted by sarahsdad (1282 posts) -

"Thank you"

#42 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8553 posts) -

you dead, motherfucker

#43 Posted by Colin (709 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:

" I would recite this entire song. 
 
  

    Or if I'm feeling lazy I'll say ''Game Over'' "
This, I can't help but laugh.
#44 Posted by rosebud04 (369 posts) -

"All your base belong to us"

#45 Posted by Doopliss (28 posts) -

Right behind you *le backstab*
 
Nah, but maybe "DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS"

#46 Posted by DarkTravesty (333 posts) -

slayer!

#47 Posted by Asrahn (572 posts) -

"Game over man, game over!"

#48 Posted by ch13696 (4760 posts) -

(This is not my knife. I'm actually happy to see you.)

#49 Posted by WilliamRLBaker (4941 posts) -

My secret name is PoopDickPappy...

#50 Posted by TheHT (12352 posts) -

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."

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