Sexiness
What you need to know: Bayonetta is awesome.
Questions:
Does it have attractive ladies with guns? Yep.
Does weirdness abound? Yep.
Have sexy fight moves? Yep.
Can you buy more? You betcha!
Can you buy new guns and accessories? Yeah buddy.
Can you craf.....What's that Sonic? Do you collect gold rings? Haha, funny, but YES!
Do I know what's going on? No idea.
Do I care about that. Not at all.
Is this game awesome? Yes!
Is it worth purchasing? Yes.
What did Jeff just tweet today? "Just saw something from the later parts of Bayonetta that makes it look/sound like the greatest game ever made."
What did Ryan reply with to that tweet? "Truth"
Seriously, from the moment this game started it hooked me and has not let go.