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A Greeat Action Game and a Great Way to Start the New Year! 0

  Originally Posted on Pixelated Sausage.  Bayonetta is a Japanese game. It has a unique style that you would never see from a Western-made game and it delivers a wonderful and enjoyable experience. I won’t say that I understood what was going on in any way, but it was ridiculous, funny, and overtly sexual. I never expected to enjoy the character that is Bayonetta, but I ended up finding her quite interesting and I hope we’re lucky enough to see more of her in the future. It may sou...

43 out of 51 found this review helpful.

Exciting, over the top, and incredibly satisfying 0

Being the mastermind behind the original Devil May Cry and hence a pioneer of sorts of the "character action game", Hideki Kamiya had a lot to live up to with Bayonetta, the game that many consider the spiritual successor Devil May Cry. However, Bayonetta exceeds expectations by not only delivering a tight, well executed gameplay experience but also offering delightfully over the top and campy narrative filled with great tongue-in-cheek dialogue.  From the first moment you step foot into the wo...

15 out of 17 found this review helpful.

A Blush Worthy Good Time - A Bayonetta Review 0

BayonettaPublisher: SegaDeveloper: Platinum GamesPlatforms: Playstation 3, Xbox 360 (reviewed)From just looking at the packaging, it should be evident what to expect from a game like Bayonetta. From the flattering backside view on the back of the box to her playful wink printed on the disc, the feeling of overt sexuality is present before the game even starts. Once it does however, it doesn't let up as it is soon coupled with an over the top adventure that will certainly leave players wit...

6 out of 7 found this review helpful.

Seriously bizarre albeit seriously awesome 0

 Pretty lights often lead to confusion and dead angels. If one was to inquire about what games they should purchase for their entertainment needs titles like God of War, Devil May Cry, Ninja Gaiden and stuff like Batman: Arkham Asylum would come up undoubtedly. Bayonetta bends that talk in a unique direction but will no less be added to this list of must-play action titles. But coming from the mind of DMC creator Hideki Kamiya, that was almost a sure-fire bet anyhow.  What’s different...

3 out of 4 found this review helpful.

FLY ME TO THE MOON 0

Before anyone starts acting like an escapee from an insane asylum, I have the rights/permission to use these images. Thanks! -RC    When one mentions Sega, the first thing that comes to mind, for most people, is a spiky blue hedgehog. However, Sega has taken steps over the past couple years to let people know there is a lot more to them than our superfast friend. First came Jack in last year's sleeper hit Madworld, with his chainsaw and the game's Sin City style sending gamers into a frenzy. Now...

3 out of 4 found this review helpful.

Ryu Hayabusa has some new competition! 0

 For those of you that don't know Ryu Hayabusa (  隼・リュウ )  , from the critically acclaimed fast paced hack-and slash ninja action game - ninja Gaiden, meets some heavy competition from Bayonetta. Bayonetta is a witch, and apperantly lost all her memories. The only thing she remembers is that she is powerful and from a clan of witches known as the Umbra Clan. At first glance, Bayonetta looks like another standard button mashing hack and slash game, however looks are very deceiving, just lik...

4 out of 8 found this review helpful.

WHO KNEW SKIMPILY DRESSED LIBRARIANS COULD KICK SO MUCH ASS! 0

WHO KNEW SKIMPILY DRESSED LIBRARIANS COULD KICK SO MUCH ASS!Let's get one thing straight, librarians are rarely sexy. There usually mature ladies dressed to high heavens in three layers of wool, and dressed in a horrid coloured skirt that goes right down to their ankles and probably sipping a nice cup of tea. They won't suddenly start attacking angelic creatures who appear in the non-fiction aisle, they won't suddenly generate huge monsters from the fabrics of their cloths and they probably woul...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Hair Punch! 0

 Leggy Superasskicker Bayonetta, at normal difficulty, is hard as hell. When you're doing poorly, the game's advice to you is to play the game better. Maybe if you hit the correct buttons, you'd have more success. Seems hard to argue the point. This game pulls no punches, but offers some clever upgrades to help you in a pinch. It also offers an "easy" and "very easy" mode, which at certain points in my play through I was pining for. Bayonetta's story, at any difficulty, is totally batshit cr...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Revenge power fantasy arcade machine sex 0

Here is a common scenario that aspiring electronic video gamers can look forward to upon booting up Bayonetta. The player, a leather-clad witch of abnormal height, will leap across the screen doing battle with angelic monsters. You will fire guns strapped to your arms and legs and batter enemies with giant fists and legs manifested from your hair. Your hair also doubles as the material for your clothing, so the more elaborate your attacks, the more skin is revealed. You can also spank your enemi...

2 out of 3 found this review helpful.

In the words of Bayonetta herself, "Mwah" 0

It would be very easy for Bayonetta to make itself an excruciatingly hard game - indeed in spots it comes very close - but although the combat system may be deeper than a single playthrough will lead you to believe, the game is very good at only revealing its complexity to those who want to find it. It seems Hideki Kamiya has learnt his lesson from directing the first Devil May Cry game in this regard, because Bayonetta's difficulty level makes it a very easy game to enjoy.Much of this ease come...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

As long as there's music, I'll keep on dancing. 0

 Describing the world of Bayonetta in any way that makes sense would require a whole lot more familiarity and understanding of just what the heck is happening in that game than I posses, so I'm just going to say that this game is completely bananas, and leave it at what little I do know.  You take the role of a ridiculous, over-sexualized witch named Bayonetta who uses her dark witchy powers to fight against a horde of insane looking monsters, which I believe mostly originate from Heaven.  I don...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

I've got a fever. And the only cure is more dead angels. 0

I never really got into Devil May Cry back in the day. The mix of shooting and swordplay felt a little weird, and the overly melodramatic and edgy tone just didn't sit well with me. That's why I was a bit hesitant to give Bayonetta a try, given all the comparisons that were being drawn between the two. Fortunately for me, Bayonetta avoids the parts of Devil May Cry that I didn't like, making it a totally competent action game that never takes itself too seriously, and is a ton of fun as a result...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

I think I just climaxed 0

I have just beaten this game and let me tell you that by action game standards, it is by no means a short experience.  The total time clocked me in at 14:30 on the normal difficulty, even longer than it took me to beat Ninja Gaiden the first time through.  Still, that didn't stop me from doing it all in one sitting.  From the start of the game, it had its hair-made hooks in me and they only got tighter as I got farther and farther to the point where I'm going to be on a messed up sleep cycle for...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta Review 0

  Bayonetta does not shy away from being over-the-top and out of this world but if you can look past the madness then Bayonetta is a solid action game that is a thrill to play and watch.   If I said that walking on walls, riding motorcycles in the air and using hair as your weapon where all primary features of Bayonetta then I would still not be doing justice to how crazy and over-the-top this game is. Sometimes I had to pause the game for a few seconds just to regain my sanity. Of course I...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Am I The Only One That Thinks This Game Is Average? 0

The word around town is that Bayonetta is the first big hit of 2010.  Well you can imagine my dismay as put this bad girl into my console and really don't see any of the great things being said about it.    For a start the story is an absolute joke, the cut scenes are of Metal Gear proportions all be it dumbed down counterparts.   Yes its tru that the combat feels good, that's if you can actually see what is happening on the screen with so much visual rubbish flying around.   In all honesty I do...

5 out of 32 found this review helpful.

Sexiness 0

 What you need to know: Bayonetta is awesome.  Questions:Does it have attractive ladies with guns?  Yep.  Does weirdness abound?  Yep.  Have sexy fight moves?  Yep.  Can you buy more?  You betcha!  Can you buy new guns and accessories?  Yeah buddy.  Can you craf.....What's that Sonic? Do you collect gold rings? Haha, funny, but YES!   Do I know what's going on?  No idea.Do I care about that.  Not at all.Is this game awesome?  Yes!Is it worth purchasing?  Yes.What did Jeff just tweet today?  "Jus...

1 out of 3 found this review helpful.

What might put you off... 0

First off - Bayonetta is as amazing as everybody says it is...   Bayonetta - the supersexy and uberconfindent umbran bulletwitch you play as Disclaimer: Played 360 version - First playthrough on Normal difficulty in about 12 hours - then went on to play a little on Hard, Very Easy and Easy difficulty.  Premise:  Bayonetta is a linear over the top sexy action game featuring a fluid combo heavy combatsystem focusing on allout offensive gameplay. Any well timed defensive action will trigger Witcht...

1 out of 5 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta: a gamer's game 0

 IN my time as a gamer I’ve been a bald space marine, a rogue government agent and an underworld crime figure about a thousand times. But until Bayonetta I’d never played as a witch who looks like a sexy librarian crossed with a stripper, armed with a gun in each hand and two more strapped to each of her ridiculously long legs. As you’ve no doubt gathered the titular star of Bayonetta is a unique creation that is at first confronting, but soon proves to be a powerful independent female characte...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Best female controlled game ever! 0

 This game is simply amazing! You control a witch named Bayonetta, where you fight against huge god's and monsters. And btw, your clothes( hairsuit ) is a demon which you use to fight and defeat your enemies with.   Awesome!!!  Visually, the game is gorgeous, with bright colors and sharp textures. Some parts of the game I actually had to stop too take an extra look around. The funniest part around the graphics is that it's so much better on the 360, than it is on the PS3. :D   The gameplay is fa...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Nothing special 0

End of 2010 is closing and Bayonetta keeps on popping up on various top 10 games of the year list. My Bayonetta copy has been sitting on the shelf for months and seeing how few actual 2010 titles my own list has wanted to see what the hassle with this game was about. Bayonetta can be categorized as a third person action game. It has number of different gameplay mechanism. Such as shooting, brawling and some aspects of platforming. As well as few minor puzzles and driving sequences. When viewin...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

It's insane. Absolutely Insane. 0

I know the game came out in 2010, but I just played it this year due to finding it in a bargain bin for 5 bucks.Bayonetta is a really strange game. I'm not talking about the ludicrous main character or her insane beehive hairdo. The entire game is concentrated insanity. It's almost as if the creator and the artists were on LSD when they were making it.But on the bright side, it plays great.Bayonetta is a story about a Witch, some Sages, Angles, Hair-suits, and gun-shoes. That's honestly about al...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

What the hell did I just play 0

It's been covered in other reviews ad nauseum, but allow me to reiterate: this game is batshit insane. No, really.  In fact, it was almost too overwhelming at first. Torture attacks? Nonsensical Eastern cutscenes? Cringe-inducing, sexploitative combat? Erotic librarians? It was all too much.  But I soldiered on, and after a few chapters I warmed up to the game in a big way. If I had to come up with some bullets on why you should play Bayonetta besides the fact that it looks and plays great, I'd ...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Aiming for the stars 0

It would be foolish to bring up character action games without praising Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry director Hideki Kamiya; without him, I’m not sure the genre would’ve flowered as much as it has for the past two cycles of consoles. The Japanese developer once again fills the director’s seat for Bayonetta, a sort of cross between his past two combo based fighters. Stylistic to a fault, Bayonetta fires off cheesy one-liners, absurd break dancing combos, and massive boss encounters with amusin...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Better Than It Has Any Right To Be 0

After an exceptionally long dose of hype, Bayonetta is finally unleashed on the gaming world and one of the more intense character action games is let loose. A game that is proudly an opus to style and flash, Bayonetta takes the gameplay model of Devil May Cry and makes it significantly more fun and enjoyable and provides a much more enjoyable main character to manipulate.  To describe the story is to give it more meaning than the writers did. It is an absurd story with almost no semblance to ac...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Spectacular or spectacle? 0

Bayonetta is a spectacle of a game.   The title character is a witch whose power originates from her hair, which is long enough to cover her whole body in a rigid, skin-tight suit.   Let me just repeat that: Bayonetta wears a magic suit made of her own hair.   So right from the beginning you should understand that the developers don’t mean for you to take Bayonetta too seriously.   She is not so much an R-rated seductress as a female version of Austin Powers stuck in a Twilight movie.  Bayonett...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

El nuevo estándar de accion ha sido creado. 0

                   "Épico" no empieza a describir que es Bayonetta. Es tan ridículamente excesivo con toda situación en que participas que te dejara exhausto pero con una sonrisa llena de satisfacción. La primera impresión que da Bayonetta es que es un Devil may Cry en esteroides. Ya cuando se tenia mas experiencia con el juego se noto como la mecánica del juego es diferente a DMC. El estilo de pelea es basado en evasión, velocidad y conectar combos. Este estilo ha sido construido de tal manera ...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Completely Insame 0

I have been playing this game for a week now and I am just blown away. There is sooo much going on on-screen at one time. There is a lot of action in the game but its fun as well. The characters have grown on me and the game is just plain funny. There are too many combos for be to get my head wrapped around all of them but that is never a bad thing. I love the dark arts and how you feel as if you are a bad-ass witch in the game. Definitely a must play if you are into action superhero/villain gam...

0 out of 2 found this review helpful.

It doesn't get much crazier 0

Bayonetta is a very generous game. Past the 14 hour run time, through the epilogue, final credits and beyond, it never stops giving, providing plenty of surprises and spectacular moments that are sure to leave you picking your jaw up off the floor time and time again. Emerging from the mind of Hideki Kamiya and PlatinumGames, the comparisons to Devil May Cry are plentiful. But Bayonetta’s sultry female lead, ridiculous action, flawless combat and sheer over-the-top nature make it a cut ab...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta is Bat-shit Insane. You're going to love it. 0

I can hardly think of a better game to kick off the new year than Platinum Games' Bayonetta. Prior to founding Platinum, these guys have been responsible for such quality series as Devil May Cry and Viewtiful Joe, and with Bayonetta the team have greatly refined and built upon everything that made those games great.    The game oozes style from every pore, it's got constant, crazy, over-the-top action sequences, many taking place in unbelievable settings that will leave y...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Play it NOW!: Bayonetta 0

  The time where Japan dominated the economic landscape of gaming is fading fast, as more publishers are looking to the west for inspiration in design. Sega is one example of this, but their most recent release is not. Instead, Platinum Games and Sega proudly tout that there will always be Japanese developers and Japanese culture reflected in video games. If there is any game released in 2010 so far that supports this theory, it's Bayonetta. Set in a fictional universe where witches and angels ...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Video Review: Super Nuts. Super Fun. 0

Link because embedding doesn't workThis is my video review of Bayonetta. I uploaded this shortly after the game came out but I'm in the process of putting up all my video reviews on my actual review page. I also need to have this been 100 words so in short: Bayonetta is a completely insane game that is memorable if nothing else. The combat system is very in depth, but the game's demanding difficulty and arcane mechanics and story elements may deter some people from completing the game....

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Great, at first... 0

Firstly let me say that I was greatly looking forward to this game. I have played all of the Devil May Cry Games (though not completed them all) and thus was really excited to see new take on the DMC gameplay. Initially I was really pleased with what I was greeted with. The graphics were beautiful (I played the 360 version), the soundtrack was catchy and most importantly the game play was fun. Sadly however by the time I was about a third of the way though the game I was no longer sold. The grap...

0 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Look past the sex to the awesome game at it's core 0

  +'sFantastic main character Bayonetta is like some 8 foot tall super woman with a slightly too small head and way too long legs. Strangely, if you look at her, she looks good but if you really take time to loooook at her, you can see that she's proportioned like some kinda alien amazon woman. Still, she's awesome. She's very certain of herself and her sex appeal and she flaunts it every opportunity she gets. Most of her combos and special moves end with her in some crazy ass stripper po...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta Review 0

Bayonetta is one of those games that will constantly leave you in awe with its sheer ridiculousness and no holds barred action. It’s over the top, hyper-sexualized female lead might make you feel a little guilty, but despite all that she is cool, calm and can kick some major back. Just a warning, your wife/girlfriend may not appreciate you playing a game where the protagonist’s clothes constantly disappear for climax attacks. Right from the beginning of the game, you are treated to a lengthy in...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

hot witch! 0

u may bored with puzzling kind of game , but this game deliver u a candy for your eye !!1 really nice.. the character each one is uniq and loveable , especially bayonetta , she is gorgeus and fast . this game difficulity is just right as matter a fact its easy to be play , u get easy enjoyable game with different way of story telling ...what a fun!  i bet u wanna girl like bayonetta :)...

0 out of 5 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta is crazy. And fun. Maybe even crazy-fun. 0

  Pros Bayonetta is a fun character to watch, whether you're playing her in game or watching her in one of the games many over the top cinematics.Motorcycle, Rocket Riding sections and more do a good job of adding variety to the game.Not that the game's fun, hyper kinetic combat system isn't fun enough on it's own.Great soundtrack. ConsCamera sometimes doesn't keep up with the action.Story wasn't especially engaging. I probably would've skipped cutscenes if they weren't generally fun to watch...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Amazing. 0

Best action game I've played since DMC3. It's amazing, and one of the great Japanese made games this gen that do more than upgrade the graphics on an essentially PS2-era game. I laughed, I cried, I raged, I smiled with satisfaction. I still think it's a try before you buy, but if you love it, you will LOVE it....

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Choclate on salami game (With J POP!) 0

                                                                                                                                                    Bayonetta Xbox 360                                                                                                                                                                                        By AmirHayek      Introduction: Bayonetta is a newly released action game from  Team Little Angels at Platinum Games and is considered to b...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta Review 0

*Take into account, I wrote this for a 10/10 system.   When word got out that Hideki Kamiya (maker of Devil May Cry, and Viewtiful Joe) was making a new game, the hack and slash community had a bit of a “may cry” in their pants. I was among the group of people looking forward to it, considering how well done Viewtiful Joe was. Then info started to trickle out that it was going to be more along the lines of Devil May Cry, which made the joy in my pants less viewtiful. Don’t get me wrong, Devil Ma...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Review: Bayonetta 0

(Read the original review on my blog)   I should probably be asleep right now, but I'm fresh off of completing Bayonetta, an over-the-top (thats understating it) action game from developer Platinum Games and publisher Sega. No way am I going to be able to sleep peacefully unless I get all my words down right now. To say that Bayonetta is ridiculous would do the game a great injustice. I think incredible might be a more suitable term here. See, at first I found the action to be frantic and overw...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

A Love Letter To Action Game Fans 0

Action videogames seemed like they were somewhat on the wane. There were still a great many of them coming out (and there are many still to come) but the thrills they offered were becoming derivative and, worst yet, repetitive. When Bayonetta was first announced, skepticism abounded. It seemed destined for the obscurity that came with being a Devil May Cry clone these days (the fact that the creator of that series was attached gave little solace). Then the demo came out. And opinion began to shi...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Tough,Fun and Slightly Sexy 0

For the people at home who want an easy game, I don't recommend Bayonetta. This game is a challenge to say the least, but you get pretty damn good fairly quickly. But as I said, for about the first couple of hours be prepared to have a few retries Bayonetta is a game that was released in 2009, and it doesn't look too bad. Plus it has a fantastic sense of scale, second only to God of War.They throw you right into the action during the intro without telling you a single thing. LADIES AND GENTLEMA...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Bayonetta is a must play 0

 If you like Devil May Cry or more so Ninja Gaiden you must play this game, it is so over the top and creative you will not be able to put down the controller with out smiling. I just finished up my last achievements that I wanted to get and I told my wife that I will miss Bayonetta, she was like WTF...I then made her watch the ending video and she was like WTF (in a good way) again. The action is super with tight controls that make you feel like a magician for pulling off some the moves that Ba...

0 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Curiously lacking in rifles 0

Between Dante's Inferno and God of War this year, it would seem that all the good religions for stylish third-person action games had been taken up. The Greeks have Polytheism and Judaism is basically Christianity at a core level, so unless you want to try and tackle the politically incorrect nightmare that an Islamic videogame would be, then Abrahamic belief is out. Trust me, we don't want to go into the connotations of an Islamic videogame... So really you're left with 2 options: Buddhism or P...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

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