It's dark bomberman, and it's hilarious how unintentionally ridiculous it is. A match starts, and a tortured bomber man gets taken out of his Matrix-style cocoon with a giant evil UFO catcher claw, gets fitted with cybernetic enhancements, and is then unceremoniously dumped into an expansive warehouse filled with blocks. When he/she lands, it's in that ridiculous Terminator "time traveler" pose. I had no idea what to expect and I nearly shot soda through my nose. It's played ENTIRELY straight.
I played for about 15 minutes earlier today and just from that got my $5 worth, just seeing what Japan thought the west was demanding from their games (360 exclusive). I really like bomberman and I already own a bunch of different versions, this is different while still being exactly the same. It's worth it just to subject friends to it, because you know none have them have ever seen it, or likely even heard of it.
I will say that even loaded onto the HDD, the load times are atrocious, though. I have no idea what it's loading, it's only 388mb. They could load the entire thing into RAM with room to spare.
Edit: That said, Prince of Persia for 3.99 is by far the better value, but I'm not trying to convince anyone to get that. This is less a "OMG, GREAT DEAL!" thread and more of a "take a minute to re-evaluate just why you think you hate this game because you know you've never played it or know anyone who has played it." I can honestly say I'm not going to play this thing for more than an hour, total, over the life of my XBL account, but I don't feel I've wasted my money because I finally got a chance to experience this mess of design for myself.
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