Brad Shoemaker
Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.
THE BRAD SHOEMAKER FORUM IS IN FULL EFFECT
"I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."Oh hai thar!
"I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?
"BRAD WAS BORN WITH THOSE SIDEBURNS, SO HIS FATHER DECLARED "THIS KID IS BOTH BITCHIN' AND RAD... BRAD!"."Hahahaha, that was actually pretty good.
"Brad said:Brad creates paradoxes all the time since he can communicate to the gods with his voice."I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
"TheGTAvaccine said:"Brad said:Brad creates paradoxes all the time since he can communicate to the gods with his voice.""I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
Brad, just make sure the Brad Forum doesn't see you or there will be a break in the space-time continuum and the universe will collapse!
"I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass.
"LtColJaxson said:Dude, if we get Vinny in here shit's gonna hit the fan"TheGTAvaccine said:"Brad said:Brad creates paradoxes all the time since he can communicate to the gods with his voice.""I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."Brad...in the Brad forum...what are you trying to do, create a paradox here or something?"
Brad, just make sure the Brad Forum doesn't see you or there will be a break in the space-time continuum and the universe will collapse!"
"Brad said:"I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass."
In Soviet Russia, Bear Masturbate you!
"MasturbatingBear said:that sounds rough :P"Brad said:"I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass."
In Soviet Russia, Bear Masturbate you!"
"If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"
This alone is what makes GB the best site ever.
""If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"
This alone is what makes GB the best site ever.
"
Who would win in a fight, Brad Shoemaker's sideburns or Chuck Norris?
"BiggerBomb said:"MasturbatingBear said:that sounds rough :P ""Brad said:"I'll never get tired of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Maybe I'm alone in that."I was just about to say the same exact thing. "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are bad ass."
In Soviet Russia, Bear Masturbate you!"
Oh! MasturbatingBear Likes it Rough
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"Black_Rose said:Dood...I'm not ready for Earth implosion!!! Even SAYING shit like that could cause the Apocalypse to draw nigh!!!""If Brad were to shave his sideburns uneven, the resulting shift in balance would make him incapable of standing up"
This alone is what makes GB the best site ever.
"
Who would win in a fight, Brad Shoemaker's sideburns or Chuck Norris?"
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