I stake my reputation and the entire reputation of the giantbomb staff on this game. 
 
 For fucking Years I have tracked this game's development, sending love letters to the PR department just to gain the tiniest whiff of what was going on in this immense undertaking.  One could go as far as to say that this game in itself embodies, to fruition, the interactive entertainment industry.  From first person shooters like Duke Nukem 3D, to strategy games like Starcraft, nothing, and I mean fucking Nothing, has managed to Demand the attention of anyone even remotely interacting with it, like this game. 
 
They say the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012.  Well im here to tell you that fucking Deadliest Catch: Sea of Chaos will be launching its massive IP straight into our pink little unsuspecting brains soon! 
 
GET HER FUCKING DONE.  
 
THIS SHIT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
 
 When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school. 
His mind would turn unto the waters. 
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule, 
He has no time for farmer's daughters. 
Alienated from the clique society, 
A lonely boy finds peace in fishing. 
His mother says "John this is not the way life's supposed to be." 
"Don't you see the life that you are missing?" 

And he says... 


When I grow up I want to be, 
One of the harvesters of the sea. 
I think before my days are done, 
I want to be a fisherman. 


Now years gone by we find man that rules the sea. 
He sets out on a dark May morning . 
To bring his catch back to this small community. 
He doesn't see the danger dawning. 
Four hours up, oh the ocean swelled and swelled, 
The fog rolled in it started raining. 
"The starboard bow." "Oh my God we're going down!" 
The do not hear his frantic mayday. 

And he says... 


When I grow up I want to be, 
One of the harvesters of the sea. 
I think before my days are done, 
I want to be a fisherman. 
"I'll live and die a fisherman." 
Calling John the Fisherman..

What?

" What? "

Is this a backhanded attack on Deadly Premonition, or are you just weird?
 
Might as well launch a pre-emptive "I see what you did there" just in case Deadlist Catch dissolves my brain and the world ends.

" Is this a backhanded attack on Deadly Premonition, or are you just weird?
 
Might as well launch a pre-emptive "I see what you did there" just in case Deadlist Catch dissolves my brain and the world ends. "

I SUPPORT THIS

"Oh look a game that's so bad I'm going to make a thread and call it GotY." 
 
No, you're not funny. Go away.

" "Oh look a game that's so bad I'm going to make a thread and call it GotY."  No, you're not funny. Go away. "

" @Mrskidders said:

" What? "

sweet hat. "

" "Oh look a game that's so bad I'm going to make a thread and call it GotY."  No, you're not funny. Go away. "

" @foggel: Just because you are the lead singer of Muse doesn't mean you can just one up whenever you want. "

now now, we all know my hat is superior 

How original...

i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS..........................BUT IM HOPING THIS THREAD DOESN'T DESOLVE INTO A "SEA OF CHAOS" 

Plot

A group of crap fisherman get word that the Bering Sea is full of Opilio and King Crab.

"

Plot

A group of crap fisherman get word that the Bering Sea is full of Opilio and King Crab.

"  

" i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS..........................BUT IM HOPING THIS THREAD DOESN'T DESOLVE INTO A "SEA OF CHAOS"  "

" @astromanz said:

" i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS..........................BUT IM HOPING THIS THREAD DOESN'T DESOLVE INTO A "SEA OF CHAOS"  "

Is "desolving" when you have a perfectly good solution to a problem and then you fuck it all up? "

" @astromanz said:   "...the greatest interactive experience since masturbation. "  famous words of the eternal virgin. "

" @apeman said:

" @astromanz said:   "...the greatest interactive experience since masturbation. "  famous words of the eternal virgin. "

ur like a mobile ammo factory. "

" @apeman said:

" @astromanz said:   "...the greatest interactive experience since masturbation. "  famous words of the eternal virgin. "

ur like a mobile ammo factory. "

I want a Ryan/Vinny Quick Look of this game.

" i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS..........................BUT IM HOPING THIS THREAD DOESN'T DESOLVE INTO A "SEA OF CHAOS"  "

" @astromanz said:

" i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS..........................BUT IM HOPING THIS THREAD DOESN'T DESOLVE INTO A "SEA OF CHAOS"  "

Banned. "

This is the funniest thing i've read in a long time.. some people need to lighten up.

I can't help but notice this game obviously started the Giant Enemy Crab thing.

if you can crash your ship into dutch harbor then i vote yes. OR into the big off loader ship they use in the winter. that would be instant win.

Final boss is the ocean. You must defeat it and rid the world of its evil before the game can be completed. Also, trophy support. 

" Final boss is the ocean. You must defeat it and rid the world of its evil before the game can be completed. Also, trophy support.  "

Now THAT is fucking concept driving!

ITT: People being overtly harsh. Satire, or even a bad joke, is better than no joke at all. I'd infinitely prefer more threads like these to the continuous bullying nay-saying that derails threads and adds nothing to the discussion (Wii, Deadly Premonition, etc etc).

"

Plot

A group of crap fisherman get word that the Bering Sea is full of Opilio and King Crab.

"

Here I thought the deadliest catch was Aids. Looks like I lose again.

" "Oh look a game that's so bad I'm going to make a thread and call it GotY."  No, you're not funny. Go away. "

To everyone against this thread:
hatersgonnahate.gif

" @LordAndrew: I noticed that....do you think they are bad fishermen or just hauling turds out of the sea in giant nets. "

OH...SNAP

Good Sir, 
 
I too have been following this game since its inception. 
Being a very big fan of the non-scripted, non-edited-for-television Television program, I will be ready with money in pocket to purchase this quite fine video game product. 
 
I look forward to more topics on this soon to be Game of the Century title.

" @astromanz:  I like the cut of your jib astromanz. What is kind of think you? "

If you finish this game on ULTIMATE SEAMEN MODE, you get a mechwarrior tugboat with three rail guns and five mini-nukes!

This game needs to have a quick look.