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    Fable III

    Game » consists of 16 releases. Released Oct 26, 2010

    The third game in the Fable series sets you with the task of overthrowing your own brother, the tyrant ruler of Albion, as the kingdom enters the industrial era.

    There Are No Farts In These Fable III Screens

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    Edited By mattbodega

    I was explicitly told--by Vinny, no less!--that Fable III was an elaborate and highly detailed gas expulsion tech demo. And not just any fart sim, either, but the most advanced portrayal of waste distribution and management since the elaborate poop physics employed in Black and White 2
     
    But from the look of these latest screens, it appears that Fable III is actually an action adventure game in a world where steampunk tech and magic come together!
     
    ...Unless I'm just not seeing the farts.
     

     I guess this guy is so deep in the chair that the farts could catch in the cushions.
     I guess this guy is so deep in the chair that the farts could catch in the cushions.


     Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything.
     Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything.


     ...Skyfarts.
     ...Skyfarts.
     
    Help me out, folks. Can you see the farts?
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    #1  Edited By mattbodega

    I was explicitly told--by Vinny, no less!--that Fable III was an elaborate and highly detailed gas expulsion tech demo. And not just any fart sim, either, but the most advanced portrayal of waste distribution and management since the elaborate poop physics employed in Black and White 2
     
    But from the look of these latest screens, it appears that Fable III is actually an action adventure game in a world where steampunk tech and magic come together!
     
    ...Unless I'm just not seeing the farts.
     

     I guess this guy is so deep in the chair that the farts could catch in the cushions.
     I guess this guy is so deep in the chair that the farts could catch in the cushions.


     Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything.
     Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything.


     ...Skyfarts.
     ...Skyfarts.
     
    Help me out, folks. Can you see the farts?
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    #2  Edited By Yummylee

    I can't smell them either, fortunately.

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    #3  Edited By Banggoo

    What 

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    #4  Edited By Cincaid

    No farts?!
     
    But awesome looking screens nontheless.

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    #5  Edited By JarenFace

    Fable II was my game of the year when it came back way in 2007. Seriously. Sort of looking forward to this though.

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    #6  Edited By Kazona

    Poot!

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    #7  Edited By Jack268

    I'll probably buy collectors edition just for the good-evil coin :< I think fable has seriously degraded from the original, which saddens me

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    #8  Edited By KnifeySpoony

    "Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything."
     
    I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T SEE ANY FARTS. THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE.

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    #9  Edited By Three0neFive
    @MattBodega said:
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    dem textures
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    #10  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

    Those screens look great.  I'm having fun looking up Fable 3 stuff, so I guess you could say I'm having a gas.  Oh, come on.  Don't poo-poo me for joining in on some fart jokes.  Your shit stinks too, you know.

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    #11  Edited By Veriwind

    *sniff* I can't complain

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    #12  Edited By ribeye

    i loved the first fable, played it 4 or 5 times all the way through and i still love it. so much so that i bought the 2nd one on launch day without blinking
     
    the only problem is i kind of....didn't love it
     
    ol' peter "muh bawls" moleneux is gonna have to prove it to me this time
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    #13  Edited By KillerBears

    "Not only will I show you the most realistic portrayal flatulence ever rendered by computer, I will make you feel love..."

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    #14  Edited By Jayzilla

    The first Fable was a decent game. I just picked up the second Fable on XBLM because it got decent scores from reviewers and fans alike. To be honest though, I didn't find that game any better than mediocre. It has a lot of texture pop-in and character lag. The combat is pretty boring. It feels too linear. My favorite part so far is the Pub games lol. I love that Arch game!

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    #15  Edited By jkz

    I adored Fable II. Bring on Fable III, I can't wait.

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    #16  Edited By drowsap
    @Jack268 said:
    " I'll probably buy collectors edition just for the good-evil coin :< I think fable has seriously degraded from the original, which saddens me "
    i feel the same way
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    #17  Edited By Azteck
    @drowsap said:
    " @Jack268 said:
    " I'll probably buy collectors edition just for the good-evil coin :< I think fable has seriously degraded from the original, which saddens me "
    i feel the same way "
    Definitely. The first one is one of my all-time favorite games, whereas Fable II falls short in a lot of areas. Here's to hoping Lionhead at least fixed their busted-ass multiplayer component in this one.
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    #19  Edited By Quacktastic

    Sneak peek at Fable 3:
    1. Do a thumbs-up in the middle of town.
    2. Marry everyone.

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    #20  Edited By NemoDat
    @Azteck:
    So are all of you who loved the 1st Fable looking forward to what you have seen of Fable III or not?  I finally gave in and bought my first 360 and I'm wondering if I should care about this series or not, heard so much about it I feel obligated give it a shot.
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    #21  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    He said fart! *giggle*

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    #22  Edited By MrMuscle

    Do we know if they will actually have some real co-op in this one?
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    #23  Edited By DarthB

    Can't wait to see more fart-ventourus quick look when this game comes out!  I'm gonna have to get it or my gf might murder me.  This time I'll try to avoid too many mr.ballz exaggerations about what this game will really be.

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    #24  Edited By Yelix
    @Quacktastic:  Sounds alright to me!
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    #25  Edited By Detrian

    An article just about fart jokes? We have hit rock bottom.

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    #26  Edited By DaManGB
    @Quacktastic said:
    " Sneak peek at Fable 3: 1. Do a thumbs-up in the middle of town. 2. Marry everyone. "
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    #27  Edited By voodooterror
    @Detrian said:
    " An article just about fart jokes? We have hit rock bottom. "
    what more is there to say about fable screens?
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    #28  Edited By SSully
    @Jack268 said:
    " I'll probably buy collectors edition just for the good-evil coin :< I think fable has seriously degraded from the original, which saddens me "
    You saddened that a game isnt like the original and yet you are going to buy the collectors edition? That is a great idea!
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    #29  Edited By Cloudleet

    Wow, these screenshots look awesome. I can't wait for this game! I loved Fable and Fable II. I was, in fact, so hyped for Fable II that I could barely sleep the night before it came out!

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    #30  Edited By jos1ah

    These screens look so promising of wonders to come. This and Halo: Reach are my big boys for this year. Can hardly wait.
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    #31  Edited By enemymouse

    that's the thing about farts, you can never see them.

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    #32  Edited By dutch42

    uh, how is that a news story?
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    I really hope this is good, i still love the fable universe despite how disappointing fable 2 was.

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    #34  Edited By ajamafalous
    @masterpaperlink said:
    " I really hope this is good, i still love the fable universe despite how disappointing fable 2 was. "
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    #35  Edited By MeatSim

    No game will match the fart tech of Fable 3.

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    #36  Edited By armaan8014
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    " @masterpaperlink said:

    " I really hope this is good, i still love the fable universe despite how disappointing fable 2 was. "
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