Post your Funny/Offensive/Obscene Black Ops 2 Emblems Here!

Fuck I want my copy soon just so I can contribute to all of this artistry.

I've made a couple emblems so far. Nothing crazy yet though.

New to the forums, joined so I could post mine.

Storm Piggy from the new Angry Birds.

A couple more of mine:

Use all the layers on these two

going fix the cheek maybe?

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Fobwashed said:

Here's a quick and dirty one I made for use during TNT

First time messing with that emblem editor and you really run out of layers quick.

Yes!

I don't own Black Ops 2 but this is making me want to go buy it right now.

I noticed that Treyarch appeared to try very hard and not include obvious dick-like objects, but the community always finds a way when it comes to dicks. ALWAYS.

@Sweep said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Fobwashed said:

Here's a quick and dirty one I made for use during TNT

First time messing with that emblem editor and you really run out of layers quick.

Yes!

I don't own Black Ops 2 but this is making me want to go buy it right now.

Please make the "Brad looking over the shoulder" meme

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Sweep said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Fobwashed said:

Here's a quick and dirty one I made for use during TNT

First time messing with that emblem editor and you really run out of layers quick.

Yes!

I don't own Black Ops 2 but this is making me want to go buy it right now.

Please make the "Brad looking over the shoulder" meme

Link me the pic here and I'll see what I can do later tonight =P

@Fobwashed said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Sweep said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Fobwashed said:

Here's a quick and dirty one I made for use during TNT

First time messing with that emblem editor and you really run out of layers quick.

Yes!

I don't own Black Ops 2 but this is making me want to go buy it right now.

Please make the "Brad looking over the shoulder" meme

Link me the pic here and I'll see what I can do later tonight =P

Couldn't find the original but I present you the Will Smith Cum Face

Here's a quick pass at Meat Boy

my work thus far.

Gallery

@Bourbon_Warrior:

Here u go.

@Fobwashed: You sir are a great human being

Macho Madness

@Fobwashed: That's awesome. Nice work.

@MrMazz: and Vernon Smith is an insanely awesome... something... I can't believe more people haven't seen this video:

Edit: Actually this gives all new meaning to that suggestive chair talk in last weeks bombcast.

@Fobwashed said:

@Bourbon_Warrior:

Here u go.

Wow. This is legendary work.

I picked up the game today (first CoD game since CoD2) and made an appropriately dorky emblem.

Camera phone did weird things to it.

Attention, Attention, Important Announcement!

Stop taking poor quality mobile-phone pictures, there's a much easier way to get your emblem from Elite:

1. Simply head to https://elite.callofduty.com/player/hq
2. Find the tiny picture of your emblem next to the level and acquire it's URL. It will be something like: https://api.elite.callofduty.com//emblem/xbox/54d10030cc86b1b95d379d8c1ca7ba39?size=40&title=ops2&imgtype=svg
3. Change imgtype= to png and the size=40 to something more suitable, and voila! Full sized emblem:

@Fobwashed said:

@Bourbon_Warrior:

Here u go.

Perfection

Not enough dicks. I NEED MORE DICKS... Wait. *Walks out of room*

@dizzy128:

Amazin, inspired to go back to the drawing board :P btw can u make 2 seperate emblems at any time?

@Soap said:

@Fobwashed said:

@Bourbon_Warrior:

Here u go.

Perfection

Any chance you could make a sped up video of how you made this? Know I want to buy this game just to mess around in the emblem editor...

Wow, these are amazing! I had no idea the COD emblem creator could make stuff like this.

@Aishan said:

Attention, Attention, Important Announcement!

Stop taking poor quality mobile-phone pictures, there's a much easier way to get your emblem from Elite:

1. Simply head to https://elite.callofduty.com/player/hq
2. Find the tiny picture of your emblem next to the level and acquire it's URL. It will be something like: https://api.elite.callofduty.com//emblem/xbox/54d10030cc86b1b95d379d8c1ca7ba39?size=40&title=ops2&imgtype=svg
3. Change imgtype= to png and the size=40 to something more suitable, and voila! Full sized emblem:

Image isn't displayed on my page. I just see a black square next to my level. I assume my black background might have done something to the thing since a black square is on my first layer.

Dear Giant Bomb community,

Against all odds of the internet, the emblems you have produced have are actually artistic and well created. Even more impressive, the majority of them are of anything but penises, sexual innuendos, and blatantly offensive symbols.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for proving that this place is classy.

To those of you complaining that there isn't enough phallus in this thread, please seek help regarding your penis envy.

Sincerely,

~LikeaSsur

@golguin said:

@Aishan said:

Attention, Attention, Important Announcement!

Stop taking poor quality mobile-phone pictures, there's a much easier way to get your emblem from Elite:

1. Simply head to https://elite.callofduty.com/player/hq
2. Find the tiny picture of your emblem next to the level and acquire it's URL. It will be something like: https://api.elite.callofduty.com//emblem/xbox/54d10030cc86b1b95d379d8c1ca7ba39?size=40&title=ops2&imgtype=svg
3. Change imgtype= to png and the size=40 to something more suitable, and voila! Full sized emblem:

Image isn't displayed on my page. I just see a black square next to my level. I assume my black background might have done something to the thing since a black square is on my first layer.

I also don't see it. Could you post a screen shot of where on the website you're getting it from?

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Soap said:

@Fobwashed said:

@Bourbon_Warrior:

Here u go.

Perfection

Any chance you could make a sped up video of how you made this? Know I want to buy this game just to mess around in the emblem editor...

I would if I could but just look at that awful quality, and that's just taking a picture. I don't think I could take a vid without it becoming a garbled mess. . .

Still not enough dicks in here.

@LikeaSsur: It has nothing to do with penis envy. It has to do with the fact that crudely drawn dicks are hilarious. If someone doesn't think they are, they need to laugh at life a little bit more and stop being prudes.

Here's mine:

@jakob187: We both have the rest of the internet to find what you're after, we don't need it here as well. Also, this:

crudely drawn dicks are hilarious.

is not a fact, it's an opinion, and clearly we have different ones as to what is hilarious.

@LikeaSsur: I'm curious if you understand just exactly why this thread even exists in the first place. Maybe you should check the original Black Ops forum and its emblem thread, particularly who started it...

The point of this thread is for both emblems that people will use and crass, immature dick drawing as well. It's the best of both worlds.

@LikeaSsur said:

@jakob187: We both have the rest of the internet to find what you're after, we don't need it here as well. Also, this:

crudely drawn dicks are hilarious.

is not a fact, it's an opinion, and clearly we have different ones as to what is hilarious.

The only reason this thread has this name is because it's what the old thread was called. That too quickly turned from offensive/crudely drawn dicks to really impressive and artistic emblems.

http://www.giantbomb.com/call-of-duty-black-ops/61-26423/post-your-funnyoffensiveobscene-black-ops-emblems-here/35-465237/#2513

Holy shit, this thread has 56k views. That's too many views for crudely drawn dicks.

@Canteu:sex sells .... even if they are only dicks :(

@LikeaSsur said:

Dear Giant Bomb community,

Against all odds of the internet, the emblems you have produced have are actually artistic and well created. Even more impressive, the majority of them are of anything but penises, sexual innuendos, and blatantly offensive symbols.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for proving that this place is classy.

To those of you complaining that there isn't enough phallus in this thread, please seek help regarding your penis envy.

Sincerely,

~LikeaSsur

Oh shit, someone got the wrong idea about the Giantbomb community, we need to correct that as soon as possible. You can take your class over to fancypants.com or whatever you weirdos like to live. Also don't visit that URL, I certainly have not. Though now I'm curious, my filthy mind just assumes it's a porn site for those who like to stay well dressed while boning.

@jakob187 said:

Is that supposed to be Frieza as a penis?

my emblem.

How do I put a phot on here?

@InsideJobAlldaylong said:

How do I put a phot on here?

Stop taking poor quality mobile-phone pictures, there's a much easier way to get your emblem from Elite:

1. Simply head to https://elite.callofduty.com/player/hq

1. Find the tiny picture of your emblem next to the level and acquire it's URL. It will be something like:https://api.elite.callofduty.com//emblem/xbox/54d10030cc86b1b95d379d8c1ca7ba39?size=40&title=ops2&imgtype=svg

1. Change imgtype= to png and the size=40 to something more suitable, and voila! Full sized emblem:

taken directly from the first post.

I find the lack of penises disturbing........  Actually not really, some of these designs are pretty cool

Thanks for the tip on getting a cleaner picture

having hard time a getting a cleaner picture little help?

Never Mind Got it

in the url for the image location there should be lines like size=40 and type=svt, change the 40 to 600 and the type to png

Thanks