Brocabulary

So I was bored tonight, and, being a huge fan of terrible word puns, searched for "bro" on Urban Dictionary. I then spent 15 minutes reading through all of them, picking out the best (worst?) ones, and then broceeded to post them here for you to enjoy (or not). So here it is, the Brosetta Stone of brortmanteaus (in alphabetic... brorder):

• brobal warming
• brobese
• brobituary
• brocabulary
• broccasion
• brocrastinate
• brocreate
• brodeo
• brodown
• brodozer
• broexist
• brofanity
• brofessional
• brogrammer
• brogramming
• brogurt
• brohibition
• brojob
• Broklahoma
• brolemia
• brolemic
• brolific
• brolaborate
• brollision
• brollution
• brologue
• bromance
• bromenclature
• bromentum
• bromeostasis
• bromiscuous
• bromiserate
• bromunication
• brona fide
• bronley
• broner
• bronnection
• bronunciate
• brophisticated
• bropinion
• broppression
• brortmanteau
• Broseidon
• Brosetta Stone
• brostalgia
• brotalitarianism
• brotassium
• brotato
• brotein
• brotisserie
• brotivational
• brotography
• brototype
• broquet
• Broval Office
• Brovaltine
• Brovember
• brovercrowded
• broverdose
• broverload
• broverturned (vehicle)
• Broviet
• brozone layer
• Brozac
• quid pro bro

So I was bored tonight, and, being a huge fan of terrible word puns, searched for "bro" on Urban Dictionary. I then spent 15 minutes reading through all of them, picking out the best (worst?) ones, and then broceeded to post them here for you to enjoy (or not). So here it is, the Brosetta Stone of brortmanteaus (in alphabetic... brorder):

• brobal warming
• brobese
• brobituary
• brocabulary
• broccasion
• brocrastinate
• brocreate
• brodeo
• brodown
• brodozer
• broexist
• brofanity
• brofessional
• brogrammer
• brogramming
• brogurt
• brohibition
• brojob
• Broklahoma
• brolemia
• brolemic
• brolific
• brolaborate
• brollision
• brollution
• brologue
• bromance
• bromenclature
• bromentum
• bromeostasis
• bromiscuous
• bromiserate
• bromunication
• brona fide
• bronley
• broner
• bronnection
• bronunciate
• brophisticated
• bropinion
• broppression
• brortmanteau
• Broseidon
• Brosetta Stone
• brostalgia
• brotalitarianism
• brotassium
• brotato
• brotein
• brotisserie
• brotivational
• brotography
• brototype
• broquet
• Broval Office
• Brovaltine
• Brovember
• brovercrowded
• broverdose
• broverload
• broverturned (vehicle)
• Broviet
• brozone layer
• Brozac
• quid pro bro

Nice list Bro Montana! Or should I say Brobi-wan Kanobi? Or Bro Namath? 
 
...Or Barack Brobama

Modern Brofare.

I wonder what the Urban Dictionary's definition of a brojob is. Must... resist... looking it up!

" I wonder what the Urban Dictionary's definition of a brojob is. Must... resist... looking it up! "

" I wonder what the Urban Dictionary's definition of a brojob is. Must... resist... looking it up! "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I wonder what the Urban Dictionary's definition of a brojob is. Must... resist... looking it up! "

I did.  Don't. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I wonder what the Urban Dictionary's definition of a brojob is. Must... resist... looking it up! "

Exactly what you think it is. ;) "

Serious lack of brosexual, bro.

This is actually pretty brolarious.

Fine, Street Fighter Brojo.

A brocabulary, eh?
 
Check it.

My favourites by far.

Abroha bro-skis!

Brokeback Mountain.

• Brotaku
• Brokémon 
• brolice 
• brolite 
• brotect

Brotacular 
Brope (grope or dope)
 
 
Broccoli

Knights of the Old Bropublic
Alpha Brotocol
Indigo Brophecy (yeah, this doesn't really work too well =/)

Persona 4 ER: 
 
Brosuke.

• brolitical
• brotest

A lack of bromium in this thread
 
it's the best element, after all, it's  the German version of bromine, I think?

Some dumb ass made a book of exactly this thread, with examples of how to use them and with definitions. He went on a radio show(opie and anthony) where they proceeded to urinate on his book right in front of him, i believe he deserved it. 

 From Urban Dictionary:
 "So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."

I thought of an actually useful one when I woke up this morning: broclivity/broclivities.

this post is amazing.

Time well spent, bro.

Dudebro, my shit is fucked up so I'm going to shoot/slice you II: It's straight up dawg time!
 
Broseidon.
Bropocalypse.

Hey.. Nice list. Found another website with a more comprehensive list of brocabulary..

Brommunication

Barticulation

Hocabulary

I give you: 
 
Broprah Moment

I'm not sure if Brokeback Mountbro has been mentioned yet... 
 
...but it should have been.

Yo bro, wanna take a ride in my Lambro?

Omg LOOOOOOOL broforce
I FUCKING love you giantbomb community

Bro bro bro your broat.

• Broster
• The Giant Brombcast
• The Legend of Zelda: Brocarina of Time
• MementBro
• Broderlands
• Bro-Seffect (Mass Effect)
• Matthew Brorie
• The Good, The Bad, and the Brogly

And if you change the Br into an H, you expand your vocabulary two-fold.

Bro-keback Mountain.

Abro-Kadabro

Don't know if these were said before but couldn't resist
 
Bromium 
Brochaho
Broseph Stalin
Brotacular
Broseidon, King of the Brocean

Broner 
 
Used in a sentence: I've got a major broner.

This is why I love Giantbomb.

chocobro

• brotox
• brostate
• bronisław
• brontosaurus
• brostation
• hasbro
• broker

You're a real Brozilla, man.

whoopi broberg

Of all of my blogposts to be bumped from ten months ago, why did it have to be this one?