DA puppy is this Place? I need A Adult

Jeez, good thing a young Patrick never saw this stuff.. I can imagine his first preachy article after seeing Jeff's urban dictionary-like page. "It's just not ok to say things like, 'I gave mouthlove to that kleenex and shot my manglaze all over her mangy temple. I think I may have gotten yancy from that messy pie, damn skankskeever,' and we as a community need to be better."

They should bring back the "We're into ___, ___, and viewers like you." thing on the front page, and link the word "We're" to this thread.