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- Type a joke and the next user is supposed to guess who said it.
- No Jeff Dunham or Dane Cook jokes, those are too obvious in most cases and don't make it challenging for some users, plus, those guys both suck.
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- You don't have to EXACTLY QUOTE the comedian, but try to be as close to the source material as possible.
I'll go first
"Once in the 1600's, there was a ship, and one day, one of the shipmates told the captain: "Captain, there's an enemy ship on the horizon!" the captain says "Bring me my red shirt." Later that day after they fend off the enemy ship, the shipmate asks "Why did you want me to bring you your red shirt earlier?" The captain responds: "So that if I get shot and start bleeding, the crew won't see my blood and will still be motivated to continue fighting." The next day, the same shipmate tells the captain: "Sir, there are 20 enemy ships on the horizon!" Then the captain says "bring me my brown pants."
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