Hi I'm Trains!

Like the title said I'm trains born and bred.

I used to be a member of gamespot then moved to n4g then moved to playfire then moved to IGN then moved to ps3trophies and after a failed attempt to join gametrailers I found this place :D

Hopefully you guys will approve of me... unlike everyone else.

Giant Bomb has trains. Welcome.

Uhh....post op or pre op?

Running trains on Giant Bomb.

@jerseyscum said:

Uhh....post op or pre op?

No, not TRANS, Jersey's Cum.

I'm getting bombarded with all this quest completed bull excretion.

What gives?

@Branthog said:

@jerseyscum said:

Uhh....post op or pre op?

No, not TRANS, Jersey's Cum.

hehehe

LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS!

@Trains: Lovely, isn't it? We've got an interesting quest system on this site; just hover over your username on the top right of the page, click on the "Quests" link, and you'll learn about it.

@Trains said:

I'm getting bombarded with all this quest completed bull excretion.

What gives?

Giant Bomb has a quest system. Don't worry about it too much, it's just something they made up a while back for fun.

Anyways welcome to the Whiskey Media family. You'll find that our forums tend to be more civilized than most... outside of welcome threads. I usually like to welcome people by warning them of the local pyromaniacs who will burn down your home, but lately I think it's more fun if you try and guess.

Also we're heavily Pro-Train. Flying Trains, Cole-train, train simulators: it's all good here.

Oh man, have I got a Quick Look for you:

You friends with Mudflap and Skidz?

Here is a picture I took on the 27th of February, 2011.

I appreciate your warm welcome my friends :D

Unlike gametrailers...

Anyway I just recently completed Arkham City and I must say even though I had the ending spoiled by someone on playfire I was still shocked!

@ReyGitano said:

Also we're heavily Pro-Train. Flying Trains, Cole-train, train simulators: it's all good here.

Don't forget SOUL TRAINS:

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It never ends. You're never free. You'll never be clean.

You may call me Tractors.

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@punkxblaze said:

@Trains said:

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It never ends. You're never free. You'll never be clean.

You may call me Tractors.

Trains and tractors? Let me know if this video is too sexy for y'all.

@punkxblaze I had a bad experience with a tractor when I was like 12.

Me and a friend got inside a stationary tractor.

Little did we know that the door would jam when we tried to open it so we were stuck inside the damn thing for the night.

The next morning we were woken up by an angry farmer banging on the window and swearing like crazy telling us to open the door even though we couldn't.

He eventually got it open from the outside and then grabbed me by the arm and threw me out and same with my friend.

Welcome! As a fan of Trains, I'm gonna have to show you what I'm pretty sure was elected Best Quick Look of 2011, which was totally about trains.

If it didn't win, it was a frontrunner.

I'm a member for 10 minutes and already level 5!

Is that unusual or am I just a boss?

Goin' ham, runnin' trains.

Welcome to here.

@Trains said:

@punkxblaze I had a bad experience with a tractor when I was like 12.

Me and a friend got inside a stationary tractor.

Little did we know that the door would jam when we tried to open it so we were stuck inside the damn thing for the night.

The next morning we were woken up by an angry farmer banging on the window and swearing like crazy telling us to open the door even though we couldn't.

He eventually got it open from the outside and then grabbed me by the arm and threw me out and same with my friend.

I'm sorry. I love you. I would never do that to you.

@punkxblaze I had a bad experience with a tractor when I was like 12.

Me and a friend got inside a stationary tractor.

Little did we know that the door would jam when we tried to open it so we were stuck inside the damn thing for the night.

The next morning we were woken up by an angry farmer banging on the window and swearing like crazy telling us to open the door even though we couldn't.

He eventually got it open from the outside and then grabbed me by the arm and threw me out and same with my friend.

@Trains said:

@punkxblaze I had a bad experience with a tractor when I was like 12.

Me and a friend got inside a stationary tractor.

Little did we know that the door would jam when we tried to open it so we were stuck inside the damn thing for the night.

The next morning we were woken up by an angry farmer banging on the window and swearing like crazy telling us to open the door even though we couldn't.

He eventually got it open from the outside and then grabbed me by the arm and threw me out and same with my friend.

At least you got an experience to remember.

Bow chicka bow wow.

Welcome to Giant bomb. People are generally nice here so be nice in return. Needless fanboy arguments are not welcome, it's about the games man. After cruising the forums check out the wiki and add a game you love or write a blog. I don't know do what you want.

@Trains said:

@punkxblaze I had a bad experience with a tractor when I was like 12.

Me and a friend got inside a stationary tractor.

Little did we know that the door would jam when we tried to open it so we were stuck inside the damn thing for the night.

The next morning we were woken up by an angry farmer banging on the window and swearing like crazy telling us to open the door even though we couldn't.

He eventually got it open from the outside and then grabbed me by the arm and threw me out and same with my friend.

This story was a lot less kinky than I expected.

So are you a group of trains, all of the trains, or the very concept of trains?

Let's try and keep these contained to the Introduce Yourself thread, please.