Need some confusing awful shovelware? ZOO Games has your back!

Just when you thought 505 Games took the title of Most Shameless Money-Hungry Will-Release-Goddamn-Anything Publisher/Developer, along comes Cincinnati-based Zoo Games. Goddamn. 
 

Zoo’s software is developed for all major consoles, handheld gaming devices, PCs, and mobile and smart-phone devices as well as the emerging ‘connected services.’ Rather than depending on a relatively limited number of “blockbuster” titles, Zoo publishes a broad stream of titles at compelling values. The Company has a library of approximately 100 games, and targets publishing approximately 50 new games in 2010.    Zoo Entertainment is poised to capitalize on opportunities in the emerging and high growth digital entertainment space.     
   

PACIFIC LIBERATOR WHAT! Screw you guys, I'll be playing this forever! 
 
On a side note, can someone tell me how SPEED relates to SWORDS?

is that speed game based off the movie? 

If I needed more confusing shovelware, I'd just do another blog along the lines of my diabetes one.

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Joey Fatone has seen better days. "

I just bought a Wii. Are these must-own games?

I just bought a Wii. Are these must-own games?

Just when I thought UFO was bad... 
 

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I just bought a Wii. Are these must-own games?

Sure, buy them all. "

" I just bought a Wii. Are these must-own games? "

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" @EvilTwin:  Kinda interested in this game. Just to find out what exactly those two women in the background are strangling each other for. Someone's face crossed out in a thought bubble? What? "

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 Specifically, the dude playing a Wii while wearing cardboard 3D glasses. "

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Joey Fatone has seen better days. "

i'm loling at these. they sure do look crappy. i kind of wish i had a wii and these games to be frustrated.

COLDSTONE?!  
 
FUCK YES. 

" @EvilTwin:  Kinda interested in this game. Just to find out what exactly those two women in the background are strangling each other for. Someone's face crossed out in a thought bubble? What? "

When their biggest franchise is Calvin Tucker, they're doing something wrong.

Don't forget Chicken Blaster.
 

These can't be real... no way.

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Your collection wouldn't be complete without this gem. 
 

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Wow...I feel bad for the Wii in the sense that it ends up getting the majority of the worthless shovelware and it really hurts the system when for every quality game that is released, 10 or so shovelware games arrive to bloat the market.

I'm surprised there isnt a SINGLE zombie game from ZOO

" @President_Barackbar:  Really enjoying Dude From Smashmouth's crying-on-the-inside finger guns. "

It makes me sad that people still buy shovelware for the Wii.  You would think people would have learned by now what a good game is from a bad game.

hell yeah coldstone creamery scoop it up. 
all the weird corporate branding is confusing to me...if i ran coldstone I wouldn't want my name associated with this product.

This thread inspired me to add Guy Fieri and Minute to Win It to the database. Expect me to post something obnoxious in one of the appropriate forums later.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Tell me I'm not the only one who read that as "Big Ass Challenge"... "

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Your collection wouldn't be complete without this gem. 
 

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lol. I see what they did there. "

Giant Bomb needs to do their own equivalent of 30 Days of Hate. They've been kinda heading down dark roads with Motion Sports, Farming Simulator 2011 and Multimedia Celebrity Poker.

" It makes me sad that people still buy shovelware for the Wii.  You would think people would have learned by now what a good game is from a bad game. "