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#51  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King: But if a Girlbro watches My Little Pony, she becomes more girl than bro, and then, can't be considered a Bronie. 'Cause she ain't no bro no mo'.
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#52  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

Wait, why does she lose her bro-ness, again? Bros don't lose their broness when they watch My Little Pony; otherwise, there would be no Bronies.

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#53  Edited By Animasta

@MikeGosot: totally, but it is very... fluffy, so if you aren't down with fluffiness then it's best not to bother :P I think there's a demo of it on the steam store.

edit; nvm, it's only on their site

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#54  Edited By EchoEcho

@DoctorDanger99 said:

games from rockstar,valve,bungie or even epic. those are made by people who are passionate about what they do. not just showing up to take a dump on a disc and call it a spongebob game.

Those are also companies with big budgets and large development teams, and who have more than a ten month window to make their games. You honestly think publishers are giving the development studios who make Spongebob games all the time and resources they need to make a really polished product?

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#55  Edited By i8246i

@Video_Game_King said:

@DoctorDanger99 said:

i find it terrifying that at some point in history a bunch of developers sat around and were trying to come up with an idea for a mary kate and ashley game.

I find it terrifying that at the height of their careers, somebody convinced them into this shit.

I'd like to think there's some team of Russian men and women, kidnapped by some middle eastern country's militant rebels who were wronged by all the Cold War/Desert Storm/Iraq&Afghan war hullabaloo....

Slaving away, hoping for someone to hack the game to understand their hidden SOS messages...praying for salvation.

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#56  Edited By LordAndrew
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@Video_Game_King:

i allways read about Devs saying they didnt set out to make a shitty game. well in my book, not giving a damn is the same thing as trying to make it suck.

give rockstar the barbie liscense and i bet you they could turn out a stellar fucking game. why? because they as devs actually care. they arent just making a game for a paycheck.

As a matter of fact, I understand that Barbie in The 12 Dancing Princesses is actually pretty good. It's developed by WayForward, the same company that brought us Shantae and Ping Pals.
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#57  Edited By Video_Game_King

@LordAndrew said:

Ping Pals.

Why would you say that as though it would convince me that that particular Barbie game is good?

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#58  Edited By LordAndrew
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@LordAndrew said:

Ping Pals.

Why would you say that as though it would convince me that that particular Barbie game is good?

I like to troll WayForward fans while recommending their products.
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#59  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

Wait, why does she lose her bro-ness, again? Bros don't lose their broness when they watch My Little Pony; otherwise, there would be no Bronies.

She doesn't lose Bro-ness, but she gains girly-ness. So she gets more girly than bro, and can't be considered a bro.
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#60  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

That's assuming a lot about her bro levels, though. She could still be a bro, even with all that excess girliness from Friendship is Magic.

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#61  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

That's assuming a lot about her bro levels, though. She could still be a bro, even with all that excess girliness from Friendship is Magic.

Well, if you're a man that's a hundred percent bro, you gain enough girly-ness by watching MLP, that you can't be considered a Bro anymore. You're now a Bronie. If a girl is a hundred percent bro, and watches My Little Pony, she can't be considered a Bro anymore. She becomes a Girly Girl, because by being a girl, she gets a 10% girly-ness bonus to every activity she does.
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#62  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot said:

She becomes a Girly Girl, because by being a girl, she gets a 10% girly-ness bonus to every activity she does.

Sexist.

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#63  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot said:

She becomes a Girly Girl, because by being a girl, she gets a 10% girly-ness bonus to every activity she does.

Sexist.

It is called human rules, my poor lunarian.
 EDIT: Also, i'm not the one trying to understand women by playing Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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#65  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

It did nothing for me.

That's the second time you send that song for me. From now on, this will be my theme.
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#66  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot said:

From now on, this will be my theme.

Huh? Why?

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#67  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot said:

From now on, this will be my theme.

Huh? Why?

Because that's how it works. I mean, the Moon belongs to the United States and all they needed to do was put a flag in there. If you need only a flag to get the moon, i believe that you only need to say the word to get a theme.
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Fucking bitches

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#69  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot said:

the Moon belongs to the United States

Oh, it is on. I don't give a shit; let's fucking do this.

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#70  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot said:

the Moon belongs to the United States

Oh, it is on. I don't give a shit; let's fucking do this.

As long as you don't attack Brazil, i'm fine.
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#71  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

I'll attack all areas. I must be thorough.

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#72  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

I'll attack all areas. I must be thorough.

No, no, no, you can't attack Brazil, dude. Brazil's cool. Be a cool King. King Kool, Mr. KK...
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#73  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

... is Morse code for K. ARE YOU CALLING ME A RACIST!?

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#74  Edited By Grimhild

@Video_Game_King said:

Boom. Girlbro.
Boom. Girlbro.

I get this a lot. Pretty sure rb_man thought I was a well-spoken boy for a second on Skype when we gamed.

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#75  Edited By Video_Game_King

@Grimhild:

It took a second for me to register that as you being a girl. For some reason, I thought you worked on Katawa Shoujo or something in the brief second preceding that.

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#76  Edited By Grimhild

@Video_Game_King:

Naturally.

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#77  Edited By Video_Game_King

@Grimhild:

*puffs pipe* Quite. *puffs pipe some more*

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#78  Edited By Grimhild

@Video_Game_King:

Capital, that. Simply marvelous...

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#79  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

... is Morse code for K. ARE YOU CALLING ME A RACIST!?

Yes. You think Lunarians are superior.
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#80  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

I don't think; I know.

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#81  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

I don't think; I know.

Just like the i know who owns the Moon: The USA.
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#82  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

By the logic you'd inevitably use to justify that claim, I own the USA. I spent quite a bit of time down there in the early 20th century. I even bought my own place for quicker access.

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#83  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

By the logic you'd inevitably use to justify that claim, I own the USA. I spent quite a bit of time down there in the early 20th century. I even bought my own place for quicker access.

See? You own the USA, that's why you own the Moon.
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#84  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

That's implying I didn't own it before. I've "owned" it ever since 1937, when the Kingdoms finally came together as the United Lunar Kingdoms.

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#85  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

That's implying I didn't own it before. I've "owned" it ever since 1937, when the Kingdoms finally came together as the United Lunar Kingdoms.

You didn't owned it before. It was all a dream.
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#86  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

Except not really. I still have pretty good footage of my second coronation and the rest of the Uniting Ceremony.

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#87  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

Except not really. I still have pretty good footage of my second coronation and the rest of the Uniting Ceremony.

Dream footage. Also, could you show me this footage?
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#88  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

Except not really. I still have pretty good footage of my second coronation and the rest of the Uniting Ceremony.

Dream footage. Also, could you show me this footage?

Can't. Not sure YouTube or any other site would take it.

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#89  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

Except not really. I still have pretty good footage of my second coronation and the rest of the Uniting Ceremony.

Dream footage. Also, could you show me this footage?

Can't. Not sure YouTube or any other site would take it.

You can't because it doesn't exist.
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#90  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

There's also the problem of my computer being shit. That Ceremony was over five hours; do you have any idea how large the file for that would be?

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#91  Edited By fox01313

Based off the games that the industry has put out specifically geared to that gender, it will be hard to understand them. Then again talking to them will only allow so much but might be better than trying to figure out a distilled version as interpreted from other people who made these games. Try finding out why women like some of the more general category of video games (ie. the games not geared to them) to maybe gain some understanding.

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#92  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

There's also the problem of my computer being shit. That Ceremony was over five hours; do you have any idea how large the file for that would be?

So much for Lunarian Technology.
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#93  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

Lunarian technology from 1988. It's not like I've been able to upgrade my computer since then; I've been too busy, and my money goes toward other things.

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#94  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

Lunarian technology from 1988. It's not like I've been able to upgrade my computer since then; I've been too busy, and my money goes toward other things.

Does that include military technology? Because if it does, you shouldn't invade Ear-- How the fuck can you invade Earth with technology from 1988!?
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#95  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

A.) The military up here doesn't get a lot of funding. It turns out you don't need it when your people can COEXIST PEACEFULLY.

B.) Technologically speaking, we're a few hundred years ahead of you. We could still kick your ass.

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#96  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

A.) The military up here doesn't get a lot of funding. It turns out you don't need it when your people can COEXIST PEACEFULLY.

B.) Technologically speaking, we're a few hundred years ahead of you. We could still kick your ass.

A) What about other planets? They aren't agressive?
 
B) So why your computer is so bad?
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#97  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

Nope, Not at all. The rest of the universe considers you guys to be assholes.

Because I haven't updated it in a while. Didn't I make that clear?

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#98  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

Nope, Not at all. The rest of the universe considers you guys to be assholes.

Because I haven't updated it in a while. Didn't I make that clear?

Dude, you're the King, you can make people update it for you. And yeah, humans are assholes... But we're making progress.
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#99  Edited By Video_Game_King

@MikeGosot:

That would be a dickish abuse of power, and your suggestion of such disproves your second comment.

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#100  Edited By MikeGosot
@Video_Game_King said:

@MikeGosot:

That would be a dickish abuse of power, and your suggestion of such disproves your second comment.

How it would be a dickish abuse of power? With a better computer, you can force people to give you better games! That's totally not dickish. Also, if i gift you a game, you will blog about it?