What Are Your Favourites Quotes?

What are your favourite quotes from videogame characters?


Feel free to leave quotes without reference to who said them, so that others can guess the source. Put them in italics so they can be clearly seen though.




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"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a bit"
-Master Chief.

"That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich!" - Barry Burton, Resident Evil PlayStation.
"I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!"  - Colonel. Metal Gear Solid 2.

"'Do you believe love can bloom, even on the battlefield?' among many, many others from the Metal Gear Solid series. A lot of people don't like its overt poetry but I dig it."

"I am faster than ten fast men" Bionic Commando: Elite Forces

"You spoony bard" FInal Fantasy IV

What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?' A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...' Andrew Ryan - Bioshock

May the Lord cry...and the Devil have mercy.

-Killer7

""Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a bit"
-Master Chief."

"May the Lord cry...and the Devil have mercy.

-Killer7"

"Bullet_Jr said:

"May the Lord cry...and the Devil have mercy.

-Killer7"

Awesome game, with awesome dialogue.

No More Heroes has some fine examples too.

"That was quite a move. I'll admit you've got potential. If challenge had a taste, you'd be quite delicious." - Travis Touchdown



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"Linkyshinks said:

"Bullet_Jr said:

"May the Lord cry...and the Devil have mercy.

-Killer7"

Awesome game, with awesome dialogue.

No More Heroes has some fine examples too.

"That was quite a move. I'll admit you've got potential. If challenge had a taste, you'd be quite delicious." - Travis Touchdown



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Right, as does Contact. This is why Suda 51 is my fav celebrity developer, his games are just steezy and have interesting and exotic characters and dialogue. I look forward to the NMH sequel, despite not finishing the first game yet."

"So i went where i was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was, this cat, well-dressed, cool... couldn't figure out if he was the shit... or just plain old shit."

Travis Touchdown is so awesome. I didn't know about that movie, so I'll have to watch it sometime.

On the whole Suda51 theme:

'The name's Andrei Ulmeyda. I am a man with a plan. The people will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch, that something's gonna happen, take this Stacy concert goin' on right here. Something very bad is gonna happen here. You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare. I'm talking guys who beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy, man. But this Stacy they love, she's an, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore! Oh, oh my God! I can't hold back! Oh, oh, God! Oh, I'm comin'! Oh, oh, Whaaa-hah! Hoo! See, I told you. This is real!'

I love that monologue.

"On the whole Suda51 theme:

'The name's Andrei Ulmeyda. I am a man with a plan. The people will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch, that something's gonna happen, take this Stacy concert goin' on right here. Something very bad is gonna happen here. You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare. I'm talking guys who beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy, man. But this Stacy they love, she's an, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore! Oh, oh my God! I can't hold back! Oh, oh, God! Oh, I'm comin'! Oh, oh, Whaaa-hah! Hoo! See, I told you. This is real!'

I love that monologue.
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"On the whole Suda51 theme:

'The name's Andrei Ulmeyda. I am a man with a plan. The people will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch, that something's gonna happen, take this Stacy concert goin' on right here. Something very bad is gonna happen here. You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare. I'm talking guys who beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy, man. But this Stacy they love, she's an, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore! Oh, oh my God! I can't hold back! Oh, oh, God! Oh, I'm comin'! Oh, oh, Whaaa-hah! Hoo! See, I told you. This is real!'

I love that monologue.
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You gotta love that Cloud Man stuff,  you just don't find anything like it to the same degree in other videogames.

From Duke Nukem:
My name is Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards.
Damn, I'm looking good!
Damn, you're ugly!
Guess again, freakshow. I,m coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissing on a brush fire.
I like a good cigar, and a bad woman.
Your face, your ass, what's the difference?

From Full Throttle's Ben:
Candygram.
I'm selling these fine leather jackes.  (also from Indiana Jones)
When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible.  No one can stop me... but they try.

From Final Fantasy VII's Cid:
Shut up!  Sit your ass down and drink your goddamn tea!
Maybe God would forgive an ugly shit like you, but I won't!

From Space Quest 3 and 4's narrator:
You get the ladder, and put it in your pocket.  Ouch.
Thanks for playing.  As usual, you've been a real pantload.

From Leisure Suit Larry:
I'm Larry.  Larry Laffer.  Heh heh.

Bring me my rape shoes.
The Wizard of Oz parody robot chicken.

Kefka: Can't you do any better than that!? You're way off! Where're you
aiming!?
Kefka: More to the right!
Kefka: Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!
Kefka: Bull's-eye!

Kefka: Oh dear... Well, I guess I was a bit hasty in calling you a useless
old man before... NOW you're useless!

Ouch, I loved Kefka because he was always so brutally honest and dastardly. He had some of the best zingers.

Stalin was fuckin full of crazy awsome quotes.  he might not say them in the game per say but who cares ;p.

Anyways here are two that i like.



"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope"

I'm a big fan of Gordon Freeman. Everything that man says is deep.