whats the worst joke you have ever herd

i no its a little pointless but there is a story behind it that im not 
going into rite now but yeah whats the worst joke you ever herd ok 
ill start 
 
there was a desert and in this purple desert there was a purple town 
in this purple town there was a purple bank and out side this purple 
bank there was a purple bank robber who went into this purple bank 
he opened the purple safe he took the purple money and he left the purple 
bank he got on his purple horse and leaves the purple town the purple sherif with his purple hat and his purple hat and purple gun he got on his purple horse and  
traviled through the purple desert he caught the purple bank robber he took him bak to the purple town he took him to the purple jail and said indego 
 
yes its bad and this is the cut version  oh yeah please dont hate me for this thred

um...lol? i guess since it IS a bad joke its not supposed to be funny, I have heard many bad jokes in my life can't pick just one, plus I don't remember any. 

oh wait here we go I remembered 
 
Whats the Difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? 
 
Anyone can "Roast" Beef but no one can "Pee" Soup 
 
eh? Eh? come on!!! haha yeah thats pretty bad

 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking generation, motherfucker!

that's hard to name. i've heard way too many bad jokes. jokes that you would not want to hear. 

This is terrible, not in quality but in subject matter so beware
 
How id Helen Keller parents gpunish her or ground her?
 
They glue door knobs on the wall of her room.

"This is terrible, not in quality but in subject matter so beware How id Helen Keller parents gpunish her or ground her?  They glue door knobs on the wall of her room. "

Your mom.

I have one.
Why can't you do, when London?
it's terrible.

Nature making Men logical and Women emotional. It's probably the best one too. 

"Shut up." - Friend 1
"There is nothing to shut." - Friend 2
 
Yes, two of my friends did this and thought friend 2 was an idiot for such a lame joke.

" 'Family Guy' "

Spelling "heard" like "herd" is kind of funny because it's fit's the Christmas mood. You know - herd of sheep, there was a shepherd in the nativity scene, shepherds herd sheep. It all kinda fits 
 
Oh wait that wasn't a joke? nm

" I have one. Why can't you do, when London? it's terrible. "

In the words of Frank Carson 'It's the way I tell 'em.' There's no such thing as a bad joke, just a bad joke teller and the internet is one of the worst.

" @tiwi said:

" I have one. Why can't you do, when London? it's terrible. "

I don't get it. "

" @tiwi said:

" I have one. Why can't you do, when London? it's terrible. "

I don't get it. "

" @PureRok said:

" @tiwi said:

" I have one. Why can't you do, when London? it's terrible. "

I don't get it. "

why can't you do, when lonDON(E). it's pretty bad. "

" @tiwi said:

" @PureRok said:

" @tiwi said:

" I have one. Why can't you do, when London? it's terrible. "

I don't get it. "

why can't you do, when lonDON(E). it's pretty bad. "

Still don't get it. "

any "YO MOMMA" joke is the worst in my opinion, they should go away forever

" @JackiJinx said:

" @tiwi said:

" @PureRok said:

" @tiwi said:

" I have one. Why can't you do, when London? it's terrible. "

I don't get it. "

why can't you do, when lonDON(E). it's pretty bad. "

Still don't get it. "

disclaimer: it's not my joke, and i though this was a bad joke section.   it's like this  why can't you do, when lon is done?  right? then you put it together. "

Ok so when I read this 2 jokes popped into my head
the first is just a very bad joke....
Q: What did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?
A: Dam
 
And the second I was told a couple days ago and well....
It's the WORST joke I have ever heard, In terms of Bad Taste.
 
Warning: The following joke is not for the faint of heart or easily offended, I'm Not easily offended and it offends me.

"  
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I'm gonna kill your whole motherfucking generation, motherfucker! "

spent a while translating this joke for the "tell your most horrible jokes" thread just to have it be locked on me. its terrible, but it is also my favorite joke. 
 
There once was a man who was a really big elvis fan. But he was so lonely living alone, so he asked a truck driver if he would be his roommate. The driver was also a elvis fan and liked the idea of listening to elvis before and after breakfast, before and after lunch and before and after dinner. After three months the driver was sick of elvis so he moved out. It was not long before the man felt lonely again, and went back out to find a new roommate who liked Elvis. He found another truck driver, and this driver also liked the idea of listening to Elvis before and after breakfast, before and after lunch and before and after dinner. But it was like with the previous one, after three months he moved out. The man was alone again and went out to get a new roommate. He met yet another truck driver now, but this driver wanted the man to come along on he's trips. They could listen to Elvis before and after the first pee break, before and after the second pee break, before and after the third pee break and before and after the fourth pee break. Shortly after the fifth pee break two tomatoes fell of the truck and down on the road. Then one of the tomatoes said to the other: "Come on, catch up "     

" Ok so when I read this 2 jokes popped into my head
the first is just a very bad joke....
Q: What did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?
A: Dam
 
And the second I was told a couple days ago and well....
It's the WORST joke I have ever heard, In terms of Bad Taste.
 
Warning: The following joke is not for the faint of heart or easily offended, I'm Not easily offended and it offends me.

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

So this guy is having sex with this girl, Shes on top just riding him, Hard & Fast
About half way through she stops and says, "I don't know if we should be doing this"
He wipes the sweat out of his eyes and says "What? Why not?"
To which she replies "Well somebody told me you were a pedophile"
So he says "Pedophile?  Well that's and awfully big word for an eight year old"
 
 
I know And I apologize already.

"

@ Coombs: Hehehe...

"What do you call a cow with no legs?"
 
"Ground beef."

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?For drizzle....

Do you mean worst as in stupid or worst as in offensive? I know a lot of jokes that fall in both categories.
 
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

What's grey and can't swim?
 
A castle.

One man says to another, "I really like queries." The other man says, "Stay away from me, you freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Here's a bad joke in an offensive way: What is Adam Lambert's favorite way to take his temperature? By a rectal thermometer! I wonder how many people will be offended by my jokes...

" spent a while translating this joke for the "tell your most horrible jokes" thread just to have it be locked on me. its terrible, but it is also my favorite joke.  There once was a man who was a really big elvis fan. But he was so lonely living alone, so he asked a truck driver if he would be his roommate. The driver was also a elvis fan and liked the idea of listening to elvis before and after breakfast, before and after lunch and before and after dinner. After three months the driver was sick of elvis so he moved out. It was not long before the man felt lonely again, and went back out to find a new roommate who liked Elvis. He found another truck driver, and this driver also liked the idea of listening to Elvis before and after breakfast, before and after lunch and before and after dinner. But it was like with the previous one, after three months he moved out. The man was alone again and went out to get a new roommate. He met yet another truck driver now, but this driver wanted the man to come along on he's trips. They could listen to Elvis before and after the first pee break, before and after the second pee break, before and after the third pee break and before and after the fourth pee break. Shortly after the fifth pee break two tomatoes fell of the truck and down on the road. Then one of the tomatoes said to the other: "Come on, catch up "      "

Maybe this fits, depends on your definition of bad;
 
What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
 
People cry when you cut up onions.

The jerk store called. They're running out of you!

A baby seal walks into a club... 

1. There are 2 penguins in a bathtub. One penguin looks at the other penguin and says "can you pass the soap?" The other penguin looks at the first penguin and says "what? Do I look like a fucking tractor?" 
 
2. There are 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage looks at the other and says "It's getting hot in here." The other sausage looks back at the first sausage and says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!" 
 
3. This one is not for the faint of heart (I'm sorry):  
 

This is the best joke I've ever heard, in that it's the funniest, but it's also the worst joke I've ever heard, in that it's horrible.  Here we go.
 
Little Billy was at the beach.  And Little Billy wanted to make a sand castle.  So he began with the outer wall, taller than he was and thicker than his forearm--all made out of sand.  He dug out a trench for a moat and made a working drawbridge leading to a large portcullis--all made out of sand.  The barracks, made out sand, had chambers for soldiers, who were also made out of sand.  Patrolling horsemen were sculpted on the grounds, riding sand horses that excreted sand dung on the sand grass.  The cathedral was majestic with stained glass windows--all made out of sand.  The great hall housed the royal family as the sand king of the sand kingdom issued decrees on scrolls made out of sand.  The ironworks had furnaces that produced fantastic weapons, all of which were made out of sand.
 
Little Billy worked all day on his magnificent creation.  Upon finishing the kingdom of sand, Little Billy just had to show his mother.  He ran to her, eagerly saying, "Mom, mom!  I have made the greatest sand castle in the world!"
 
And Little Billy's mother shook her head with a tear in her eye, saying simply, "It doesn't matter, Billy.  You have AIDS."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream! My friend read that on a ice cream box.

" The jerk store called. They're running out of you! "

" The jerk store called. They're running out of you! "

chicken crossing the road jokes
 
damn, abyssfull beat me to it

Three Haitians walk into a bar.  It collapses.