Masturbate furiously to the title screen music.
Dont worry the people over at GTA Forums have been doing that since the game got announced.
Masturbate furiously to the title screen music.
Dont worry the people over at GTA Forums have been doing that since the game got announced.
shoot someone, then steal a car and drive as fast as possible to the nearest thing that looks like a ramp and try to jump it. Roll out of the wreck of the vehicle *unless its a bike then, Revive at hospital* and do it all god damn over again until my fingers bleed because why the hell not!
First thing I'm going to do is let it sink in. Then I'm going to bask in the excitement of playing another GTA game. Followed by a lot of smiling and laughing.
Probably going to punch the first Los Santos citizen i see. Not sure why, just because. From there, i'll probably jack the first nice car i see and start a rampage. Then, missions.
The same way I start every GTA game. I get in a car to get the feel of the vehicles and crash. Then it's a mad dash to get out before the car explodes. It NEVER fails.
Was agent always there?
Yeah, it's been there for a while. Hopefully we see it next-gen.
Try to see how long I can play the game as a law abiding citizen. No speeding or running red lights/stop signs for me.
yep, I only did this with GTA 4 but I'll definitely do it with GTA 5 again. I wonder what sort of scenery they're going to first give you control in. Say whatever you want about GTA4 but those first 30-90 minutes were fucking riveting from a technology, experience, whatever standpoint. Walking under those L-train rails, people walking around saying things, the sound of the city and the cars.
Christ, GTA5 is going to be incredible.
Find the first convertible and put the top down! Then cruise into the sunset with one of the awesome radio stations, playing!
I plan to find a jet, fly at the sun as long as possible, and then do a little skydiving. This will likely go on for hours, as I'm easily pleased.
Do exactly what I did in San Andreas, ride a BMX around the streets. Sounds stupid I know, but I remember that so awesome in San Andreas the day I got the game on launch.
That and drive off into the countryside and take in the atmosphere.
@shagge: I hate those Zero Missions with the might of a thousand suns. It wasn't until a few months ago where I learned that I didn't need to beat those missions to complete the main game. This is coming from someone that played it when it first came out. Needless to say, I won't ever do those missions again.
I will do the same thing i did in GTA 4...punch the first person i see and watch them tumble! that's how i knew GTA 4 was awesome.
In San Andreas it was the mission where you have to drive the dirt bike next to the train. To this day I was never able to beat the game because I couldn't get past that mission due to not being able to drive the bike well enough.
Heh, I had the same problem, and always trainered my way past that mission. Then I replayed it a few weeks ago and just nailed it on my first try... go figure. Same with the toy helicopter mission in Vice City.
Now, the Zero missions... those are still bullshit.
Some of those flying school missions in San Andreas were a bitch as well. Especially the one where you have to keep to a very specific altitude otherwise you'll get shot down.
Those were side-missions that were totally worth doing though. I loathed each and every helicopter mission in that flight school.
@shagge: I hate those Zero Missions with the might of a thousand suns. It wasn't until a few months ago where I learned that I didn't need to beat those missions to complete the main game. This is coming from someone that played it when it first came out. Needless to say, I won't ever do those missions again.
You don't? Oh man, this changes EVERYTHING. There are other missions I hate in that game, but now I feel like I could actually beat it without cheating. I now have a new goal in life, and something to do while everybody else is playing GTAV. :P (all my disposable income is going toward fixing my PC, so V has to wait for a while)
As soon as the game lets me go do whatever I want to, then I'm going to steal a random car, drive on the sidewalk, and hit a guard rail as hard as possible to see if the flying protagonist physics are as good here as they were in GTA 4. Among other general fucking around type things, especially anything that will cause a police chase. I'm really hoping those are more harrowing than they've been in open world games.
As Franklin, get a motorcycle then rob three consecutive convenience stores in the style of place beyond the pines.
For Michael and Trevor, not sure yet.
After doing the first few "forced" missions (I.E. tutorials), I figure I'll find the most expensive car I can and take it for a tour around the circumfrence of the map. I believe there's an expressway that runs around the map, I plan on driving all the way around that.
Go to the bottom of the map and just walk upward. Just walk. I would like to see how long it takes me.
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