Are you guilty of eating then touching things (e.g. an ipad) with your dirty dirty hands?

The only things I touch after eating are people who touch things after eating. I must mark off their dirty sins for all to see.

I don't tend to eat without using utensils so that isn't much of a problem. But in the cases where I do use my hands, of course I wash them before messing with other stuff. I like my things to stay clean.

Yup, I do this way too often. Not a good habit at all. My tablt screen is all dirty all the time :(

I should also mention that the bomb crew does this all the time as displayed during snack segments (even some finger licking occurs -_- ).

i am not an animal sir!

No way! I make sure to lick my fingers clean every time.

I don't care if I make my things dirty. Especially with my personal dirt. I don't allow myself to make other people's things dirty or for other people to dirty my things, though.

Also, if you wear glasses for 27 years, you eventually get used to the idea that no matter how much grease and film and dust you get on your glass surface, it'll wipe off.

Most of the food I eat ain't greasy. If it is, pants.

I have ocd. So no.

Yep, and vice-versa, touching my dirty dirty ipad, phone, laptop etc. then eating something before remembering to wash my hands.

I'm sure Frank Yang touched alot of things, Unchain your mind, loose yourself from intimidation, set yourself free, let your mind go.

Generally when I eat, use a knife and fork. If I'm eating something that doesn't require a knife and fork, it'll be something that doesn't leave a mess behind on my fingers.

No chips? Even fruits leave a sticky mess, man.

Sometimes while I'm watching something on the PC. I'll just use my non-eating hand to move the mouse or whatever I've got to do during eating.

No, I am not a fucking monster.

Yes but I try my hardest not to, I just forget to wipe/lick a finger and its all over, I'll be very particular with the new hardware coming but I know I'll get something Taco Bell related on the controller sooner or later. I hate myself.

Haha of course not... WHO AM I KIDDING!? YES! OH GOD! I try, but I just can't stop! And then I feel dirty immediately afterwards!

Yes, I often enjoy a sandwich while masturbating.

I only type/use the mouse with the fingers I didn't use to eat. So ring and pinky for a few minutes before I go wash my hands.

Other than that, nope.

I wouldn't with a tablet or whatever for obvious reasons, using a keyboard or a mouse with non dirty hands is next to impossible though (and if you manage to do that you're probably a neurotic fuckstick); oftentimes the mouse/keyboard becomes more dirty than anything you could possibly eat. You rest your hand on your mouse for hours sometimes, of course its going to be dirty.

My phone is infrequently abused by the above mentioned practice, only because it is around my hands so much that it just happens eventually.

I am a breatharian, so this is a non-issue for me. All you silly people eating your food and drinking water are killing yourselves slowly. I have gone twenty years living only on the photons provided by our generous sun. =)

Look at the results for the poll, you savages.

I prefer buffalo wings. With the bone, I'm no baby.

yeah, but i generally dont eat alot of stuff that gets stuff on other stuff.

Like i got made fun of yesterday for eating Smart Food (the popcorn) with a spoon cus i didnt want the powder stuff on my hands.

But if i'm eating a sandwich then whats the big deal?

The cats keep licking my headset and wires so I'm guessing yes.

Nope. I always wash my hands after I eat something.

I try to not use a tablet/controller while eating but sometimes I manage to do it anyway.

I eat with a knife and fork like a civilized person. But in the eventuality that my fingers get dirty, I wash them off before touching... Anything.

I am eating a pikelet and typing this message on my computer right now.

My last keyboard got so abysmally filthy that I just threw it out and bought a new one to eventually ruin.

Don't own an Ipad, but I do an Iphone and yes I sometimes do touch it with my dirty dirty fingers.

Did you know that you have over a kilo of LIVING bacteria in you at all times? You can only wash that away with a gallon of bleach.

Only for foods that don't feel dirty. Like a sandwich. I would never do it with something messy like a Donut or Pizza.

I mean, if we're talking my entire life, then yes absolutely I am guilty. But its something I try to avoid at all times.

I shit directly into my hand, make a fist and punch anyone that comes near me EVERYTIME I go to the food court at my local shopping centre.

I don't have dirty hands.

I try my goddamn best, but if I'm at my computer and I feel like eating chips, I'll eat some chips!

I always try to have something to wipe my hands on when I'm eating something, just in case.

Nah. I wipe my hands on my pants like a gentleman.

After eating yes. With greasy hands, no. If my hands are greasy I'll wipe them.

I go fucking ape shit when I use the computers at Uni and they're greasy. Fucking animals.

I wash my hands if they are truly gross, but if I am eating something simple like a bagel I do not care

I tend to always wash my hands before touching my Macbook Pro, my PS3 controller or anything for that matter. I like to keep my stuff clean and in good condition.

I'm eating something as I type this.

Just to spite you.

I also do that, not washing my hands after eating greasy foods and touch things, well i can wipe them off after :D

No, it's fucking gross. I can't stand it when other people do that.

Not really. I mean, sometimes I would try to use the least covered finger to tap the left mouse button to start a movie or play the next episode of a TV show I was watching. I would never just full on grab something like that if my hands were covered in food residue. I would lick them clean with my tongue or wipe them on my pants or some kind of wash cloth and then grab the thing.

Can't be guilty of what I don't do. Wipe up, motherfuckers.

Well, you can wipe it if it will stick on the things you touch :D

I'm guilty of doing far more dirty things, then touching my computer/keyboard. But I suppose that depends on what you consider to be dirty. I actually find food to be a greater offender.

I pretty much use my tablet as a plate sometimes. I often rest a muffin on it or use it as a tray whilst rolling tobacco.