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#1  Edited By SuperBuster

I recently watched "The A-Team" and it got me thinking about what team make-ups would be most effective for a team like the A-Team. So I decided to make a game about it.
 
Here are the rules: you have to assemble a team of five different types of warriors from five different countries. You can select warriors from different time periods but know that they will be fighting in a modern setting. Your choice also doesn't have to necessarily be a warrior as long as they contribute to the team. You can have less than five members, but not more. Your team will basically be a mercenary squad like the A-Team and should be prepared for any situation. I'll go first to give you guys an idea.
 
#1: Israeli Commando: all of the training and weaponry of the West's top soldiers without the moral hindrances. Would be my general combat specialist.
#2: American ex-General: Basically a Colonel Hannibal clone. This person would be the leader of my team and could use his friends in the military to procure the supplies my team would use and he wouldn't be afraid to get his hands dirty with the rest of the team.
#3: German Mechanic/Technology Dude: Kind of like Murdock but more technology oriented. This teammate would be responsible for maintaining the team's equipment, piloting whatever mode of transport they happen to be using, and would also be a capable hacker.
#4: Russian Scout/Spy: My intelligence officer. Master of six languages and as adept at sniping and reconnaissance as she is at charming her way into an enemy's trust.
#5: Japanese Ninja: In case my team didn't have enough flavor. He would need some time to adjust to modern warfare but I don't think it would be too hard. Good at infiltrating enemy bases and taking out high-priority targets.  

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#2  Edited By Jemenez

i dont like this thread

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#3  Edited By bravetoaster
@SuperBuster: I want to assemble a team, but you took all of the good ones.
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#4  Edited By jeffgoldblum

So I can choose from ANY time period? 
In that case... 
#1 Spock 
#2 Spock 
#3 Spock 
#4 Spock  
#5 Spock

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My Team 
 
1. A futuristic soldier from whichever country has the best soldiers in 10000 years. Technology has advanced to a point that a single soldier can do the job of an entire company of modern troops.
2. A T-Rex for him to ride on.  (Technology is awesome in 10000 years.)
3. A Godzilla for the T-Rex to ride on. (No seriously, technology is fucking awesome in 10000 years.)
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#6  Edited By FirePrince

Me 
My dragon. 
Scorpion. 
That guy from Just Cause 2. 
Shepard. 
Yeah,I win.

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#7  Edited By jonnyboy

Lara Croft
John Romero
Jesus Christ
Joey Ramone
Gnome Chompski
 
On the run for a crime they didn't commit, if you can find them maybe you can hire them.

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#8  Edited By slax
@Soapy86 said:
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My Team  1. A futuristic soldier from whichever country has the best soldiers in 10000 years. Technology has advanced to a point that a single soldier can do the job of an entire company of modern troops.2. A T-Rex for him to ride on.  (Technology is awesome in 10000 years.)3. A Godzilla for the T-Rex to ride on. (No seriously, technology is fucking awesome in 10000 years.) "
Ha this made me laugh!
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#9  Edited By nicolenomicon

A team of vuvuzela users.

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#10  Edited By SuperBuster
@Axxol: I'll take that as a compliment. But I tested this out with my friends in RL and they were all able to come up with separate teams.
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#11  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

1: Bruce Campbell's character from Burn Notice.

2: Jack from ME2.

3: Marcus Fenix from Gears of War.

4: Alyx Vance from Half Life 2.

5: Cidolfas Orlandu from FF Tactics.

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#12  Edited By DCFGS3

This man;

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A bottle of heart medication and a hunting rifle. And then probably Simo Hayha
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#13  Edited By Mrnitropb
  1. Russian Vympel sniper/commando. These guys the super secret spetznas designed to, depending on the circumstances, fuck up the western infrastructure, civilian, military, and political, via sabotage, assassination, and general badassery. When not planning for cold war era shit, they have been fighting islamist for decades and are encouraged to respond in kind to any acts. Their view on counter-terrorism, is to counter it with alot more terror and shit getting fucked up. Alot have 'retired' and or defected since the dissolution of the soviet union, and the units move to police control, instead of KGB. So one guy looking for work, with a grasp of russian, english, german, pashtu and arabic, how to use and dismantle a variety of explosives, standard commando tactics, and a 'get-r-dun-at-all-costs work ethic thats hard to find outside of isreal. Also keen with the VSS Vintorez
  2. Ghurka.
  3. Former Sayaret Colonel. Few things will strive to make you as resourceful, or drive home the price of failure, like leading men in Isreal. When your country is literally surrounded, and partial filled by people who kind of want you to not exist anymore, it makes you strive to be just a little bit stronger, smarter, better prepared, and if need be more ruthless than the other guys. And of leader of commandos of such, much more so. And it weighs heavily on him, every failure, and loss is personal, ever lost life, a friend. Its why he keeps fighting, so that others may live.
  4. Navy Seabee. Can build pretty much anything out of anything, and take it apart. Has a certain, shady, scrounger quality that doesn't know the meaning of "contraband", or "expressly forbidden" "petty larceny". If the plan relies on needing a suit of armor, three spools of copper wire, and a jaguar (car or cat), he knows a guy, and can get it for you, when you're not looking. Certified deep see diver, and can drive any kind of heavy machinery, including hovercraft, armored vehicles, bulldozers, and your sister. Can't actually swim. And don't call him Shipwrek.
  5. the kid from switzerland. looks like a california durfer, but with a scandinavian accent. Won't talk about any military service, just that he's had the "usual training" Trained well enough to pull medals at the   Eidgenössische  Schützenfest  with a Sig P210. Prefers to stick to computers and girls, and is suited to cracking both. Loves playing counter strike and MW, and redheads. Fond of axes.
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#14  Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

Oh shit, this one's simple. 
 
Rodney Dangerfield 
Stephen Hawking 
Ron Jeremy 
Pauly Shore 
Richard Simmons 
 
Stuff's gonna 'splode, bitches.

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#15  Edited By bravetoaster

1: Wolverine 
2:  Vida Guerra 
3: Dexter Boy Genius 
4: Dante from Devil May Cry 
5: Iron Man

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#16  Edited By mazik765

Jesus
Moses
Muhammad
Buddha
Morgan Freeman

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#17  Edited By TheChaos

1.  Giorno Giovanna (with Gold Experience Requiem) 
 
 Nobody can beat my team. Nobody. 
 

Badass never looked so stylish. 
Badass never looked so stylish. 
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#18  Edited By simian
  1. A Priest.
  2. A Rabbi.
  3. A Minister.
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#19  Edited By TheChaos
@simian said:
"
  1. A Priest.
  2. A Rabbi.
  3. A Minister.
"
Did they walk in to somewhere?
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@TheChaos said:
" @simian said:
"
  1. A Priest.
  2. A Rabbi.
  3. A Minister.
"
Did they walk in to somewhere? "
No, they're walking away.... from explosions.
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#21  Edited By SuperBuster
@Mrnitropb said:
"
  1. Russian Vympel sniper/commando. These guys the super secret spetznas designed to, depending on the circumstances, fuck up the western infrastructure, civilian, military, and political, via sabotage, assassination, and general badassery. When not planning for cold war era shit, they have been fighting islamist for decades and are encouraged to respond in kind to any acts. Their view on counter-terrorism, is to counter it with alot more terror and shit getting fucked up. Alot have 'retired' and or defected since the dissolution of the soviet union, and the units move to police control, instead of KGB. So one guy looking for work, with a grasp of russian, english, german, pashtu and arabic, how to use and dismantle a variety of explosives, standard commando tactics, and a 'get-r-dun-at-all-costs work ethic thats hard to find outside of isreal. Also keen with the VSS Vintorez
  2. Ghurka.
  3. Former Sayaret Colonel. Few things will strive to make you as resourceful, or drive home the price of failure, like leading men in Isreal. When your country is literally surrounded, and partial filled by people who kind of want you to not exist anymore, it makes you strive to be just a little bit stronger, smarter, better prepared, and if need be more ruthless than the other guys. And of leader of commandos of such, much more so. And it weighs heavily on him, every failure, and loss is personal, ever lost life, a friend. Its why he keeps fighting, so that others may live.
  4. Navy Seabee. Can build pretty much anything out of anything, and take it apart. Has a certain, shady, scrounger quality that doesn't know the meaning of "contraband", or "expressly forbidden" "petty larceny". If the plan relies on needing a suit of armor, three spools of copper wire, and a jaguar (car or cat), he knows a guy, and can get it for you, when you're not looking. Certified deep see diver, and can drive any kind of heavy machinery, including hovercraft, armored vehicles, bulldozers, and your sister. Can't actually swim. And don't call him Shipwrek.
  5. the kid from switzerland. looks like a california durfer, but with a scandinavian accent. Won't talk about any military service, just that he's had the "usual training" Trained well enough to pull medals at the   Eidgenössische  Schützenfest  with a Sig P210. Prefers to stick to computers and girls, and is suited to cracking both. Loves playing counter strike and MW, and redheads. Fond of axes.
"
Thank you.
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#22  Edited By HS21
  1.  Vinny Caravella:  
   
  When the team is out doing batshit insane things, we need someone to film and edit it. With years of experience covering wars all over the world from as early as the 1940's, Vinny Caravella makes us look good. 

2.  A Vuvuzela  Player: 
   
  Some teams employ the use of a team member's musical expertise as a tool to raise morale. We don't. Our vuvuzela player Hank will use his horn blowing abilities to confuse and disorient opposing forces allowing the rest of us to proceed with minimal interference.

3. The Cougar from Red Dead Redemption: 
   
 When stealth is absolutely necessary, we send in the cougar. Swift and lethal, cougar will make short work of any patrols or sentries allowing us to complete the mission without detection. By the time an enemy realizes cougar is coming for him, it's already too late.

4. A Vindictive Helicopter From Any Game Ever : 
   
  Our number one means of transportation. It's firepower and speed make it ideal for hit and run operations. 

5. Big Ass  Ramp :
  
 
   
 When our helicopter eventually gets shot down by those pesky RPG's we turn to a land vehicle. However the team will need a big ass ramp to jump off of as a large fireball of death and destruction erupts behind us in slow motion.  
 
Team's closing credits song :  http://www.playlist.com/playlist/additem/260431377
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#23  Edited By BenX02

Fight for the lost.

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#26  Edited By peepeepoopoo696
  • Tom Hanks
  • Freddy Mercury
  • Jason Statham
  • The Red Barron
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#28  Edited By CaptainObvious

- Phoenix Wright - In case we get into any legal trouble 
- Francis York Morgan - The best FBI special agent there is. Plus you get Zach.  
- Hulk Hogan - Every teams needs a real american. 
- Dr. Mcninja - He's a doctor AND a ninja! What else do you need? 
- Roman Bellic - HE'S MAH KAZIN!  
- War from Darksiders - In cashe we need to deshtroy the DESHTROYA 
 
My team is just the best team ever.

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#29  Edited By DBagalot

My Team:
1. Nolan North
2. Ronald McDonald
3. Elvis Presley
4. A Bar of Soap
5. Luigi

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#30  Edited By penguindust
  1. Superman
  2. Playboy centerfold
  3. Playboy centerfold
  4. Playboy centerfold
  5. Me
 
Superman goes out and does the job leaving me to "entertain" the three centerfolds.  Now that's a dream team.
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#31  Edited By Gabriel
@HS21 said:
"
  1.  Vinny Caravella:  
   
  When the team is out doing batshit insane things, we need someone to film and edit it. With years of experience covering wars all over the world from as early as the 1940's, Vinny Caravella makes us look good. 

2.  A Vuvuzela  Player: 
   
  Some teams employ the use of a team member's musical expertise as a tool to raise morale. We don't. Our vuvuzela player Hank will use his horn blowing abilities to confuse and disorient opposing forces allowing the rest of us to proceed with minimal interference.

3. The Cougar from Red Dead Redemption: 
   
 When stealth is absolutely necessary, we send in the cougar. Swift and lethal, cougar will make short work of any patrols or sentries allowing us to complete the mission without detection. By the time an enemy realizes cougar is coming for him, it's already too late.

4. A Vindictive Helicopter From Any Game Ever : 
   
  Our number one means of transportation. It's firepower and speed make it ideal for hit and run operations. 

5. Big Ass  Ramp :
  
 
   
 When our helicopter eventually gets shot down by those pesky RPG's we turn to a land vehicle. However the team will need a big ass ramp to jump off of as a large fireball of death and destruction erupts behind us in slow motion.   Team's closing credits song :  http://www.playlist.com/playlist/additem/260431377 "
Cougar Solos
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#32  Edited By HS21
@Gabriel said:
" @HS21 said:
"
  1.  Vinny Caravella:  
   
  When the team is out doing batshit insane things, we need someone to film and edit it. With years of experience covering wars all over the world from as early as the 1940's, Vinny Caravella makes us look good. 

2.  A Vuvuzela  Player: 
   
  Some teams employ the use of a team member's musical expertise as a tool to raise morale. We don't. Our vuvuzela player Hank will use his horn blowing abilities to confuse and disorient opposing forces allowing the rest of us to proceed with minimal interference.

3. The Cougar from Red Dead Redemption: 
   
 When stealth is absolutely necessary, we send in the cougar. Swift and lethal, cougar will make short work of any patrols or sentries allowing us to complete the mission without detection. By the time an enemy realizes cougar is coming for him, it's already too late.

4. A Vindictive Helicopter From Any Game Ever : 
   
  Our number one means of transportation. It's firepower and speed make it ideal for hit and run operations. 

5. Big Ass  Ramp :
  
 
   
 When our helicopter eventually gets shot down by those pesky RPG's we turn to a land vehicle. However the team will need a big ass ramp to jump off of as a large fireball of death and destruction erupts behind us in slow motion.   Team's closing credits song :  http://www.playlist.com/playlist/additem/260431377 "
Cougar Solos "
Not since we abducted his wife and kid and held them at ransom until he got the job done. 
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#33  Edited By MikkaQ

1. Optimus Prime. Not that I'm a big transformers fan, but we DO need a vehicle, and firetrucks have no trouble with traffic. Also this way, when we all hop out of the vehicle to kick some ass, we also have our firetruck transforming into an alien robot to kick ass with us.  
 
2. Batman. Once again, not a huge fan, but most teams should at least try to have the world's greatest detective on their team... wait a minute... 
 
2. (the real two) Sherlock Holmes. When we're out of ways to follow the enemy, Sherlock will find some obscure clue that will lead us right to them. He'd probably be consuming most of Tony's coke, which could be a problem, but oh well. 
  
3. Tony Montana. He'd probably fight with Sherlock, but on the other hand, this little cuban with a little coke and a "little friend" can go loooong way. Trust me, it's worth the potential problem of having two coke heads on one team.  
 
4. A T-Rex. To distract, confuse, scatter, and ultimately maim any large enemy forces.  
 
5.  Freddie Mercury. He would act as the team's human flash-bang grenade by using his presence, voice, and musical talents to stun and incapacitate the enemy forces.  
 
 6. Me, mainly because I want to see a team like that work out, but I can lead a squad like that around, whatever, no big deal.  
  

    

      Left to right: Sherlock Holmes, Optimus Prime, Tony Montana, Me, T-Rex and Freddie Mercury. 
      Left to right: Sherlock Holmes, Optimus Prime, Tony Montana, Me, T-Rex and Freddie Mercury. 
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#34  Edited By Video_Game_King

Hmmm, here's the team:
 

  1. I can count myself, right?
  2. Bushwald Sexyface. So sexy, he's deadly.
  3. The Queen, since she has powers and stuff, too.
  4. The guy who writes this stuff. I really need a name for him.
  5. Shit, I never made a 5th good guy. Hmmm......King Mario IX. Yes, there are multiple Marios.
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#35  Edited By ProfessorEss

Easy. 
A Cowboy, a Cop, a Sailor, a Biker, an Indian, and a Construction worker.
 

The V Team
The V Team