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#2  Edited By MoldOnHold

I gotta admit.... I lol'd.

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#3  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
MoldOnHold said:
"I gotta admit.... I lol'd.
"

Jeff and Ryan secretely Smurf
Jeff and Ryan secretely Smurf
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#5  Edited By Merforga

Epic lol

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#6  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
tangeu said:
"I dunno, this one may be a bit better: Driver kills sharks in car crash"

"A MOTORIST spun out of control and ploughed through a terraced home – killing two sharks and injuring a parrot."

Holy shit. I picture the two sharks living in the house as husband and wife and keeping the parrot as a pet.
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#7  Edited By PhilSebben

seriosuly. they actually had to kill that bear, why didnt they just try to tranquilize it..

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#8  Edited By Tangeu

The bear was still a threat!

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#9  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
tangeu said:
"The bear was still a threat!
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Absolutely. It could've rammed someone with its jughead.
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#10  Edited By Aarny91

I just lol'd at the pictue

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#11  Edited By efrucht

Lol @ the picture.. so cruel tehy shot the poor creature he only wanted some honey

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#12  Edited By Jothel

hahaha holy shit that's amazing

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#13  Edited By Krypton

Lol

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#15  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

I'm only allowing legit, actual news articles. I'm ruling over this thread with an iron fist.

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#16  Edited By JackiJinx

I love that they made a note of when Bear Season starts.

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systech said:
"MURS said:
"Every single one of you guys fail

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Fighting Ring

"Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion""
This is way better.
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That has got to be fake, if not, that is the most disgusting thing that I think I've ever heard of. A  government profiting from this senseless bull is the kind of corruption and idiocy running rampant in the world.
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#19  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

It says right on the top of the page that it's fake.

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#22  Edited By carzy
Colonel_Cool said:
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hahahahaha
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#23  Edited By pyromaniac
carzy said:
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hahahahaha
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haha holy shit that is funny..."uh 911 I think I see a kid in the dumpster"
  
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#24  Edited By exfate

Wait... so over the course of 6 whole days, nobody thought to tranq it and just pull/cut the jug off while it slept? There's no reason for that bear to have died. Who was really dumber? The bear or the people trying to catch it?

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#25  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
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I wonder what they did with the burrito?
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#26  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
exfate said:
"Wait... so over the course of 6 whole days, nobody thought to tranq it and just pull/cut the jug off while it slept? There's no reason for that bear to have died. Who was really dumber? The bear or the people trying to catch it?
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The bear.
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#27  Edited By Blu_Magic

wow, lol.

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#28  Edited By FuzzYLemoN
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"tangeu said:
"I dunno, this one may be a bit better: Driver kills sharks in car crash"

"A MOTORIST spun out of control and ploughed through a terraced home – killing two sharks and injuring a parrot."

Holy shit. I picture the two sharks living in the house as husband and wife and keeping the parrot as a pet."
Hang on a tick. How did it only injure the tiny parrot and KILL the giant sharks? o_O
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#30  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
FuzzYLemoN said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"tangeu said:
"I dunno, this one may be a bit better: Driver kills sharks in car crash"

"A MOTORIST spun out of control and ploughed through a terraced home – killing two sharks and injuring a parrot."

Holy shit. I picture the two sharks living in the house as husband and wife and keeping the parrot as a pet."
Hang on a tick. How did it only injure the tiny parrot and KILL the giant sharks? o_O
"

The sharks threw themselves over the cage to protect the parrot.
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#31  Edited By Red

Those Brave sharks.......true heroes....



And WHAT THE CRAP WERE THOSE GUYS THINKING SHOOTING THE BEAR?

Oh no, a bear with a jug on it's head is coming into town looking for help!!!! LET'S KILL IT!

I mean, it could possible make a child trip, or search the garbage cans and find a baby-burito look alike!

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#32  Edited By Oriental_Jams

Made me laugh *claps*.

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#34  Edited By Tiefster
Pussy Galore! It was on the front page of yesterday's NYP I think.