Candy Corn Sucks

I hate candy corn, my brothers like it though, but I don't know how.

Do we get candy corn for this?

One would have a more interesting taste experience just eating table sugar. Candy corn is terrible and anyone who says otherwise should be shot into the Sun.

#Gerstmann 2012

@Ravenlight said:

One would have a more interesting taste experience just eating table sugar. Candy corn is terrible and anyone who says otherwise should be shot into the Sun.

#Gerstmann 2012

Murder Slingshot FTW #Gerstmann2012

I used to eat it till it tasted like chemicals. It tastes good to me but if you eat a whole bag of the stuff it starts tasting like vomit.

It's made of honey. It must be a chemical in the honey. Maybe its honey bee skeet.

candy corn + raisins + peanuts

Haters gonna hate.

I toss out candy corn faster than I toss out pennines.

They're too waxy.

Haters gonna hate.

Saying Candy Corn is terrible is kinda hack at this point.   Target has gourmet flavored Candy Corn is actually pretty decent.

It's pretty gross but I'll still eat it until I feel sick.

I've never had it, I don't think I've ever even seen it before. Looks like a jelly bean.

I was going to suggest sending the world's supply of candy corn to some starving Africans, but I doubt they would even want it.

@PeasantAbuse said:

It's pretty gross but I'll still eat it until I feel sick.

Me too. They are probably the only candy that makes me sick that I still eat every now and then.

As a kid, Halloween table dishes filled with candy corn made me question life. - Existential Jeff

Thanks for letting us know!

I'm mixed on candy corn. It's a weird candy. I can enjoy it when I only have a couple pieces. If you eat a lot of it, it's not good.

Fuck candy corn.

tastes so bad

So's your face!

Candy Corn isn't that bad; circus peanuts are fucking terrible though

If liking Candy Corn- even when I only like it in short doses- makes me a heathen, then its a good thing I don't always mind being wrong. :P

I will agree that Candy Corn gets bad when eaten in large amounts though. D:

@madmanmaple89 said:

I was about to post this, my favorite Lewis Black rant.

@Kidavenger said:

I've never had it, I don't think I've ever even seen it before. Looks like a jelly bean.

How is this even possible!? I can't even fathom that someone over the age of 10 has not tried candy corn, let alone, not even seen it. Are you a Jehova's Witness or lived in a bomb shelter your entire life? lol

Don't like it much either but truth is I lost the taste for most candy after childhood.

Yep.

I can enjoy candy corn from time to time.

I am eating candy corn M&Ms right now but I am not really enjoying them.

@Metatron_Da_Don said:

Maybe its honey bee skeet.

Hahahaha.

Candy corn is awesome. You people are fucking crazy.

For a second I thought you were talking about caramel popcorn........  So I picked the second one......  Fuck, those things suck balls

@Brandino said:

Haters gonna hate.

There is no god.

i never tried it but candy corn sounds horrible and disgusting

Candy Corn...ugh.

Candy corn is for decoration, not consumption.

I'll eat it, and then hateshame myself for the next day or so for it.

I wouldn't talk bad about them, they might hear.

Any one?

@CatsAkimbo said:

@madmanmaple89 said:

I was about to post this, my favorite Lewis Black rant.

First thing I came here to see, surprised it took so many posts. Candy corn sucks.

@madmanmaple89 said:

The reason I entered this thread. Thanks.

I completely agree, Candy Corn is freaking disgusting.

@madmanmaple89 said:

The only time Lewis Black ever made me laugh, good bit.

I like homemade Candy Corn

Agreed, they're awful.

Corn candy is my least favorite Halloween candy. I can't stand the wax taste. They are last bags of candy available after all the Halloween stuff goes on clearance.

Candy corn and I have a love-hate relationship. It's weird. Sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it. For the most part I think it's pretty tasty, though.

Candy Corn is a delicious decent seasonal treat and actually taste quite good if you buy the good brands

Ugh, it's like eating straight wax, gross. I'd rather eat Djungelvrål...