Did Ryan get divorced?

Its none of your business.

How did this thread? I don't even...

This thread has 7,000+ views. That's just stupid.

I'm taking credit for making this thread successful with my hilarious words.

This thread has 7,000+ views. That's just stupid.

@danimal_furry said:

There's some pissed off people on here. They look kind of foolish. It's only natural for people to wonder about celebrities/public figures and their lives. In some folks' eyes the people on this page are celebs. It's hardly different than every woman in America picking up the latest People magazine to get a scoop on their personal lives (I still have no clue why Kim Kardashian is famous, and I read about 10 of those celeb magazines before my head hurt). Personally I don't care about the personal lives of anyone but my family and friends. But I do care if someone is hurting or in need of support, that inludes people I've never met. Either way, curiosity about others' lives is human nature.

No. Anyone who needs this information has well, "Fallen in love with a stripper". These dudes are cool guys, they provide awesome content that we consume. To think for a second this is a two way street, is kind of weird. You need to know they aren't your friend, and what they choose not to share is their business only.

Yes, I do realize in this scenario Ryan is the stripper. I have my dollars ready.

I don't know but, look at this.  
http://www.wimp.com/gamesrealistic/

@W0lfbl1tzers said:

@CaLe said:

This thread is not creepy,

You're right. Your avatar is creepy.

That's racist.

@W0lfbl1tzers said:

@CaLe said:

@W0lfbl1tzers said:

@CaLe said:

This thread is not creepy,

You're right. Your avatar is creepy.

That's racist.

I do hate people who don't look real.

That's hateful racism.

I want to be super creepy too so i'm going to post in here.

Also I really like the fact that Superfluous was used, it doesn't get used enough in every day diction.

@danimal_furry said:

I still have no clue why Kim Kardashian is famous

Kim Kardashian is rich and made a sex tape. that's really it. Well, that and she's hot as fuck. Basically she did the same thing as Paris Hilton, besides the whole coke-fueled raging and being to thin and all that.

Wait, but so then did Ryan and Vinny make a sex tape? Is that why they're famous? MY WORLD IS FALLING DOWN AROUND ME. FIRST BRAD DECIDES TO LEAVE, NOW THIS.

This is a problem

@ChickenPants said:

To me personally, The World Tour, and to some extent the Happy Hour, is a step to far for a bunch of ''videogame journalists'' and I'd prefer if they didn't do it.

What do you think they do on the happy hour? It's just a variety show of site content. Y'know videogames, movies, and not their personal lives.

Man this thread is creepy. Though whoever brought up that Brad's leaving made it worth reading.

@XII_Sniper said:

@ChickenPants said:

To me personally, The World Tour, and to some extent the Happy Hour, is a step to far for a bunch of ''videogame journalists'' and I'd prefer if they didn't do it.

What do you think they do on the happy hour? It's just a variety show of site content. Y'know videogames, movies, and not their personal lives.

Man this thread is creepy. Though whoever brought up that Brad's leaving made it worth reading.

WHICH BRAD???????????

Edit: If this is a joke, I will murder whoever started it.

@Mikemcn: You better get your murder gloves on, cos I have a funny feeling that it is just that.

This thread is creepy as fuck.  Why hasn't a mod closed it? 
 
I mean, we all have questions.  Sometimes I wonder whether or not Brad is circumcised, or what brand of toilet paper Vinny prefers; but I would NEVER ask something so personal and intimate on a public message board.  
 
Let's show a little more respect guys.

who cares, give the man some privacy

@Mikemcn said:

@XII_Sniper said:

@ChickenPants said:

To me personally, The World Tour, and to some extent the Happy Hour, is a step to far for a bunch of ''videogame journalists'' and I'd prefer if they didn't do it.

What do you think they do on the happy hour? It's just a variety show of site content. Y'know videogames, movies, and not their personal lives.

Man this thread is creepy. Though whoever brought up that Brad's leaving made it worth reading.

WHICH BRAD???????????

Edit: If this is a joke, I will murder whoever started it.

OH GOOD POINT! What happened to Brad Nicholson? I'm looking at Klepek with suspicion now... what DID he have to do to get that job, hmm.

@Mikemcn: There's only one Brad here dude. Well, at least for now.

@XII_Sniper said:

@Mikemcn said:

@XII_Sniper said:

@ChickenPants said:

To me personally, The World Tour, and to some extent the Happy Hour, is a step to far for a bunch of ''videogame journalists'' and I'd prefer if they didn't do it.

What do you think they do on the happy hour? It's just a variety show of site content. Y'know videogames, movies, and not their personal lives.

Man this thread is creepy. Though whoever brought up that Brad's leaving made it worth reading.

WHICH BRAD???????????

Edit: If this is a joke, I will murder whoever started it.

OH GOOD POINT! What happened to Brad Nicholson? I'm looking at Klepek with suspicion now... what DID he have to do to get that job, hmm.

He had to divorce Ryan Davis.

This thread should be locked. The Brad thing just makes me sad. Does anyone have any recorded proof of Brad saying that he was leaving?

I feel like the only reason this thread still exists is because Ryan saw it and found it amusing, so he forbid the mods from locking it.

Oh you guys.

This is way, way too far, but I open myself up publicly, and I shouldn't be too surprised that it has come to this. So! Not to set precedent or anything, but let's clear the air, eh?

-Not divorced. Not ever married. Pretty sure this is the product of one forum user not being able to distinguish another forum user's jest from the truth.

-Brad's not leaving. At least, I know of no such plans, so I'd be as surprised as anyone. Again, this is the product of someone trying to make a gag, other people not getting it, and the whole thing gets all internetty from there.

-I am, in fact, overweight. Unhealthily so! Trust that no one is as constantly, painfully aware of this fact as me. I appreciate the concern, in whatever form it takes, but external pressures don't help.

Hopefully that settles everything.

@Phobos said:

Can I marry Ryan?

@Ryan: Can you also clarify whether the below pic is really Jeff Gerstmann's long lost sister??

The brad leaving joke is fun until people don't know its a joke, which happens quickly

@Phobos: No, what I was saying is that I'M marrying Ryan. I'll let you be his mistress, though.

I can't believe this thread is actually still going.

@Dany said:

The brad leaving joke is fun until people don't know its a joke, which happens quickly

That is actually what makes the joke so funny.

I was wondering why this was still up. Turns out it's HilarIOUS!

I'm still a bit confused as to why there is so much rage in this thread.   
 
Also, RIP Brad

@Dany said:

The brad leaving joke is fun until people don't know its a joke, which happens quickly

That is actually what makes the joke so funny.

Page 12 halfway down. All your answers will be found.

@PeasantAbuse said:

Also, RIP Brad

I thought he knew to stay away from peanuts. Damnit Brad, they have those clear containers now! THEY HAVE THOSE CLEAR CONTAINERS!!!!

Brad is leaving Vinny has kids Ryan is divorced

   Also, RIP Brad

Page 12 halfway down. All your answers will be found.

@PeasantAbuse said:

Also, RIP Brad

I thought he knew to stay away from peanuts. Damnit Brad, they have those clear containers now! THEY HAVE THOSE CLEAR CONTAINERS!!!!

@Example1013 said:

It's really too bad Brad is leaving, but I hear he's going to drop by for podcasts once in a while, so at least he won't be completely out of our lives.

This has been a rumor for years now. Brad is not leaving.

I don't know if people remember, but this shit also happened back in the Gamespot days. Except these kinds of threads would get buried and ignored by the mods because there would be hundreds of flamebait threads that would get more attention.

Jesus you guys. Really? Really?

The internet is too guillible/creepy sometimes.

Ryan has responded, no need to keep this going.