Do you eat you burger first or fries first?

Both at the same time? Though industrial burgers like McDonald's or Burger King's are gross, IMO.

Try to eat them at the same pace but I eat the burger first usually

Whatever's closest to my face.

Not a big fries person so I don't even eat them at all. Burger all the time for me.

Why would you let the burger, the main part of the meal, go cold to eat a side dish, which probably still covered in hot oil and will stay hot longer

I put them fries in them burgers and eat both together

Both.

Simultaneously.

In one fell swoop. (not that last part)

Both/Alternating. I always end up finishing the burger before the fries.

Around 50% of the fries first, then around a half of the burger, then a mixture of both until finished, usually with a couple of fries to finish with.

The burger will stay hot way longer than the fries, and there is nothing worse than cold fries my friend..

Fries first always. It used to piss off my mom when I was little.

I rarely buy "meals" anymore. I grab the burger and I'm out ...but I voted a little of both cause if I did I would.

Also, I know it's an easy mistake because this would be "off-topic" anywhere else, but this is Giant Bomb dammit! Could we please get this topic moved to it's proper sub-forum plz. :P

burger first

Disclaimer: This post is being made under the assumption the OP is talking about fast food burgers and fries.

This. This so hard. I'm so confused by the people in this thread. Fries first? What? You're there for the burger. The burger is the main dish, it's what you're spending the majority of your money on. If you can't finish your burger because you ate the fries first, you're wasting so much more money. People in this thread talking about reheating a burger? You're going to reheat a Big Mac? Get da fuck outta here.

Depends on the size/quality of the burger, if it's like a Mcdonald's ketchup puck, eat that first and then fries. When it's a actual burger, mix and match.

How slow do you people eat if you have time for a burger to get cold?

It's not a four course meal, the burger will still be warm after eating fries.

I eat the fries first because I love the way fresh fries taste. If I get full before I get to my burger, I can always reheat it, but I try to avoid reheating fries.

@garfield518: I was just thinking the exact same thing. I mean fuck, it takes me about 2 - 3 minutes to destroy my fries. The burger is still fucking steaming. I dunno what some of you are playing at.

fries first. Got used to all the buttholes i ate lunch with nabbing fries while i was eating other things. So to protect my valuables, i had to eat em first

It depends on the temperature of the fries. If you get some lukewarm fries then you got to give them priority before they get worse. Burgers can be reheated or are fine cold.

ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Fries first ... they get cold and bad fast (fast food fries) , also I always save the tastiest thing in my plate for last.

i never eat the fries, usually feed it to the cats on the street...when i was small i read at a news paper that fries can cause cancer so i stopped it

I stick my chips in the burger.

I eat some fries first, then some burg, then some more fries between bites, then finish the burg, then eat the rest of the fries.

Never drop the burger though, once I pick it up I am committed and will grasp that thing in one hand while I go to fry town with the other.

I put the fries into my burger and ride that train to where the tracks end, baby!

Now this is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that keeps me coming back to GB. Fries all the way!

I may have a bite of the burger but I'll mostly get those fries down me before the main event. I used to have a friend who would eat according to value, so most expensive item first, this is how he was brought up so if he was full it was more economical to throw away the cheapest item. He would always save the drink till last as that's like less than 10 cents (in terms of cost to make) for a fountain drink,

Fries get cold faster than the burger, so fries first.

Gotta ho-down on those fries first, let the burger meat settle for maximum taste and texture.

Burger first, then only a couple of fries until I realize that I'm not gonna finish the whole meal.

A little of both, but I finish eating the fries before I finish eating the burger because the burger is the dopest part.

I go fries first most of the time. I like building up to the main part. In certain situations eating the burger first and munching on the fries is the way to go.

Burger first because burger is the main attraction for me. Fries are just side fluff. It isn't important to me that they be as fresh as possible when i eat them.

I asked Jeff this the other day on his Mixlr stream. I have a friend who used to eat his entire burger first and then his fries. I always thought that was a bit strange. I alternate between the two until I finish. I'm big on foods complimenting each other!

Fries first. I love fries, and I hate it when they aren't hot. Burgers are still warm by the time I finish eating the fries.

So you don't have a sip of your drink, until you've finished your meal?

I eat the burger and the fries together.

this. Doing this makes me think I have OCD though

Nope. I find a nice drink to be the best part of a meal, so I save it for last.

There are exceptions, like having some milk for really spicy stuff.

Fries first, maybe a bite of the burger. Save the best for last you know!

Fries. Why in Gods name would you eat the good thing, and then leave yourself with fries after the fact? That's like making work for yourself. You're OBLIGATED to eat those fries, but you're not stoked about it.

Reverse it and the fries are a slow build up for the orgasmic climax of the burger. Clear and obvious choice here.

@garfield518: Hah, that's really weird to me! Let me ask you this, do you mix your food when taking a bite? Like, a piece of potato and some meat in the same bite, or do you separate those things as well?

Eat some fried first, eat a bit of the burger. Repeat till done. If I get a milkshake I'll dunk those fried in that sumbitch!

To make my girlfriend laugh I attach 4 of the skinny chips (as they are known here) to the burger bug and make it walk about - a few roars and screeches to bring the tableau to life. Then I make a running motion with my fingers and pretend they're a caveman's legs and throw chips at the burger beast like they're little spears. She'll laugh then put 8 chips on her burger and pretend it's a spider and that's when it's gone too far. My innards literally gurgle as everything inside me turns to watery brown slurry such is my fear of spiders. If there's not a cubicle free in the toilets I just have to drop my trousers and do my ghastly evacuation in the sink or a mop and bucket.

And I'm fine after that.

Fries first, because I always eat the main dish last. Easy as that.

as stupid as the poll is.
i actually am a little puzzled by the answers, that side course win over main.

its really rare i eat burgers and when i do i never get fries
but if i did it would be burger first then fries until im full leaving most of them and then drink

I mix that shit up, keeping things funky fresh for the new generation.

Why wouldn't you eat them both at the same time?

I am heading to BK right now. I will attempt to eat both at the same time. If I do not return, tell my children that I died doing what I love best.

Masturbating silently in Burger King