Do you poop in public restrooms?

I know when I'm out in public I can't poop in the public restrooms I basically hold it in and it eventually goes away until I get home. How about you? Do you just let it all out in public or wait?

That's what they're there for.

Well I definitely try not to, but when the brown comes around in a stall I'll be found. (public or otherwise)

Only when it's urgent.

It's fucking tough dude. I've cried going home with a turtle head poking out just to shit in my own john.

That's what they're there for.

I definitely try not to.

Only at the hockey rink for my pre-game dump.

only if im about to shit in my pants

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

only if im about to shit in my pants

exactly

I try my damnedest not to, the only time I had to give up and use one was when I had a stomach virus.

Only if it's urgent. But otherwise. No chance.

Haven't you heard?  Girls don't poop.

I have never really had a problem with it.

Only if I know I won't make it to my home in time before I shit myself.  I'm so glad they're there though. WARNING: Gross-ish story ahead.  One time, I was in Ohio for a funeral, on the way back home this disgusting hamburger gave me the worst stomach ache I've ever had (and I've had awful ones).  Holy Christ.  I was on a high-way and it was literally 30 minutes from the onset of the worst diarrhea urge ever before I finally found a BP to shit in.  It was the worst thing ever. 

Afraid?

I try not to because it's awkward, not because it's dirty.

I have no problem with pissing (or shitting, for that matter) in public - it's not like I have stage fright or anything. It's just fucking disgusting to think how many fat, sweaty, shitty asses and dicks have touched the seat you're sitting in.

I try to avoid doing that in public restrooms as much as I possibly can.

I aim to destroy toilets with my ass

@FunExplosions said:

I aim to destroy toilets with my ass

So you're the also that always does that.

@VisariLoyalist said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

only if im about to shit in my pants

exactly

@FunExplosions said:

I aim to destroy toilets with my ass

So you're the also that always does that.

@FunExplosions said:

I aim to destroy toilets with my ass

Huh, that suits your name well, I suppose...

To answer the original question, I don't unless I absolutely have to.

I do, but I'll always make a nest for my ass first. 

I try my best not to. But then it's not healthy to hold it in either. >.>

Yes, because not doing it would be stupid?

Only if the toilet shoots water up my ass.

If I need to lol.

It depends. If it's a hospital, a dentist office, or something like that, I'll probably use it. If it's a store, a restaurant, at the beach and etc., I'll have to check before that. Really though, it's not really about how nasty it is, it's about other dudes walking in and sitting in the next stall to me to take a shit as well. I don't know anyone that doesn't mind taking a fat dump as someone else walks by. I don't fart in public, so I don't plan on going a step further for someone to hear me take a plopper. Awkward thing is though, when I'm in public, that's when I have the worst of it. Plus, what if the other dudes shit stinks, I don't want to stay around.

I know when I'm out in public I can't poop in the public restrooms I basically hold it in and it eventually goes away until I get home. How about you? Do you just let it all out in public or wait?

Fuck no.

@FunExplosions said:

@JJOR64 said:

@FunExplosions said:

I aim to destroy toilets with my ass

So you're the also that always does that.

Are we both drunk?

It's supposed to say "asshole" and not "also." I'm not drunk, just tired...

not sure why people have a fear of pooping in a bathroom that is cleaner than the one at their house. Do you clean your toilet twice daily? I didn't think so. 

only if im about to shit in my pants

only if im about to shit in my pants

i try to air-poop when i can

no, i try not to. a lot of toilets are nasty.

I like to be comfortable while I poop, and it's hard to get comfortable in a public restroom.

I avoid it when possible especially if I think its going to clog the toilet. I've had way too many bad stories from my 4 years at Target doing bathroom cleanings to put another person through that. Once had to use a coat hanger to break apart a thick ass footlong that wouldn't go down. Another time some dude walked out of the restroom that had poop running down his leg and he ended up leaving a trail of poop throughout the store. I only could suspect that he didn't have the time to wipe.

I choose not go near public restrooms. Just because some asshole always forgets to flush and leaves a huge stinky piece of shit rotting in the toilet. Sometimes they even miss...

Hey, man. When you gotta go you gotta go.

I only like my own porcelain thrown.

I love doing it. I like to wait until there's 3 or 4 other people around me, either washing their hands or in the neighbouring stalls, before I start. I refuse to flush afterwards as well.

Fuck no. I take an Imodium if I expect to be out of the house for extended periods of time just to be safe. If my penis touched the inner bowl of one of those cesspools, I'd perform an autobobbittimy.

@ssj4raditz said:

@FunExplosions said:

I aim to destroy toilets with my ass

Huh, that suits your name well, I suppose...

God fucking damnit.

only if im about to shit in my pants

i avoid public restrooms like the plague. they are ALWAYS disgusting.

Only when poop is actually forcing its way out of my butt, and I can't wait any longer. The point where I run in, pull the pants down, and it slides out. 
Or else I wait it out.