So this show was pretty good before, but now it's completely off-the-walls blow-my-fucking-mind awesome, I'm gonna fuckin need bigger armrests to grip on or something.
Tyrion killing Shae was spoiled for me back in season 1 by a random YouTube comment, but it seemed too crazy to believe at the time. Tywin killing Tyrion I thought was spoiled for me in this thread, but I guess I got those names mixed up, so I'm genuinely enthused about that. Also Varys continues to be great.
No, seriously, it's the time when these characters are starting to interact, and my stress level rises whenever they do cause I expect em to just immediately kill each other. I'm weirdly calm right now from the overload of crazy-ass scenes in this episode. I thought we'd be in store for a second "episode 9" where sometime big and crazy happens at the end, rather than the more epilogue-ish episode 10 we usually get.
I sure as shit never expected it would be like an episode where almost every scene could've been the last "HOLY SHIT YES" scene for the finale.
I saw the title "The Children" and immediately thought "oh fuck are they gonna show one of the Children of the Forest", which I inadvertently confirmed by looking at castings for season 4. All the same, their depiction was pretty cool. I was worried it'd be a little golden person with obviously 4 digits, but it's far more, I guess palatable? For a moment I was reminded of True Blood which... ugh. I'm trying desperately to get that comparison out of my head.
The designs and effects in this show have a real lived in quality to them, so while sometimes the CG is obviously CG, it doesn't stick out. It all feels in tone with the general look of the show. So while the White Walkers meshed well with everything, again, I was worried the Children wouldn't (though I didn't even know we'd see them until a week ago). But goddamn, the north is really where all the crazy fantasy shit is at, isn't it? Fan-fucking-tastic.
I don't think I've ever felt so tense watching a fight as I was during Brienne fighting the Hound. I didn't want either character to die, but would've been fucking crushed if Brienne ate it. That fight got fuckin RAW towards the end, good lord. That shot of the Hound falling off the edge was great. I understand why Arya didn't go with Brienne, but there was a feeling oh "OH GOD YOU IDIOT, GO WITH HER", but the alternative is (at least from the outset) WAY more interesting. The warrior woman on the front of the ship was a nice touch.
Also no Arya/Sansa meet-up, but who fuckin cares. This episode was so filled to the brim with more interesting shit.
Creepy as Melisandre is, I'd love to see her go up against some White Walkers. But more than that, the Night's Watch are probably the realist motherfuckers in all of Westeros (or even Essos, nevermind the Wildlings), so it'll be interesting to see how they respond to all the Lord of Light stuff.
I was hoping during the Battle of Castle Black, Mance would win and then spare the Night's Watch because they all need to fight the White Walkers together (because again, they're real motherfuckers who know what's up). We almost got that this episode before they decided to charge up the ass with an awesomelance. HE'S AT THE GODDAMN WALL THE GREAT WAR BETWEEN DEATH AND LIFE ICE AND FIRE HNNNNNNNNNNNG.
So I guess I've got one more potential spoiler to wade through (random YouTube comment I'm not taking too seriously, but it's always in the back of my mind vis-a-vis Shae), and the other big one I was hoping would close out this season, but frankly could show up at anytime. All the same, they fuckin took the Risk game board, shook the hell outta it, and put it back down like "hey bitches, y'all playing Dungeons and Dragons now".
This whole season's felt a bit tamer, but this episode was a goddamn supersonic sprint to the finish. Cannot fucking wait for season 5.
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