Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug Giantbomb

I thought you guys would find this interesting. 

This pretty much ruined my day.

Christian Rap. 
 
Sigh. 

Rubbing of the genitals sounds hot.

" I thought you guys would find this interesting. 

  
 
Apparently there are some people that don't want their children giving full frontal hugs, because, well, it will cause rubbing of the genitals and lead to "urges".  First of all, this notion is just plain stupid, and the fact they had some "gangsta rappers" come rap about the Christian side hug to the children is hilarious.  I don't see any kid buying into this unless they are under 8 years old and their only notion of rap is Will Smith's wiky "Wild Wild West", but hell, even that puts this to shame.  I mean this could be a SNL skit it's so damn funny.  Every time they say "I'm a rough rider" with that stupid move I nearly piss myself.  
 
So Giantbomb, what do you think of this Christian side hug and its "rap".
 
 

 

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I saw this like a week ago, but I can't remember where. Either way it has ruined my day, again. lol

Why would anyone get an urge from hugging a kid?
 
Fucking pedophile priests.

Haha.  
 
Love the gunshots at the end, lol

" @turbomonkey138:   Wouldn't want our genitals to rub together now would we... "

"Rubbing of the genitals sounds hot. "

Totally this,  
 
Although, I prefer penetration, But that is not really suitable to talk about. 
 
 
Damn Christians and their backwards ways, 

Ugh...oh..my..god. 
 
Save me someone, please.

At least now you know how to show affection without fuck-hugging somebody. That's a life skill.

" I like the idea of Christian Gangsta rappers "

" At least now you know how to show affection without fuck-hugging somebody. That's a life skill. "

" At least now you know how to show affection without fuck-hugging somebody. That's a life skill. "

" @bonbolapti said:

" I like the idea of Christian Gangsta rappers "

There is in fact a group called Gospel Gangster and use liberal amount of the N word. I know this because my step father is a Black man and Christian. "

" @W0lfbl1tzers said:

" @bonbolapti said:

" I like the idea of Christian Gangsta rappers "

There is in fact a group called Gospel Gangster and use liberal amount of the N word. I know this because my step father is a Black man and Christian. "

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I was really happy about that part at the end where it sounded like they all got shot in the head.

" I was really happy about that part at the end where it sounded like they all got shot in the head. "

I think I just threw up a little....

Why must these people embarrass Christians so...? We're not all nuts.

Yeah, I saw this on RayWilliamJohnson. Its a perfect example of the effects of brainwashing kids to be fucking morons.

" I saw this like a week ago, but I can't remember where. Either way it has ruined my day, again. lol "

" Why would anyone get an urge from hugging a kid?  Fucking pedophile priests. "

Hugging is wrong, but putting people in a coma is ok? 
That makes sense.

oh those christians and there terrible inability to control "urges". Mass censorship is the only way to go when you have such a low self control.

My younger brother is into this "hip religion" shit (or whatever you want to call it) and if he starts doing this I might have to kill him. Also, I hope I never hear Christan Rap again, ever.

Awww, and here I thought Idle Thumbs was going to be mentioned in some way.
 
In other news, yeah, that's stupid.

So now hugs are the devil !?
 
Thank god because we all know how sexual a hug is, WTF this shit is retarded, I mean they are being dead serious here, SIDE HUGS? Go Fuck yourselves cause that is what all of those people need, is to get laid and shut the hell up.

That is the most amazing story I have ever heard, I want some Christian side hugs yo.

What is it with these religious types and their lack of self control? Video games make them murder people, nudity turns them into rapists and now hugging a child gives them a boner. They should seek therapy rather than inflicting their nonsense on normal people.

 IM A ROUGH RYDAH

FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

*Police Siren*
 
This is a joke, right?

"  IM A ROUGH RYDAHFILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE*Police Siren*  This is a joke, right? "

Its equally as ridiculous as normal rap. Its Bizzaro world rap.

I think I'm going to take this the other way to it's logical extreme and start hugging people doggy style.

I heard about this a while ago. 
 
It was too terrible even for a facepalm, so I instead got up off my chair and laid face-down on the floor.

To the creators of the video:  GODDAMN COCKBREATH COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS!

I've devoted a good deal of my life to the pursuit of crotch-rubbing action, so this side hugging business is not for me.

"I'm a rough rider filled up with Christ love" sounds far dirtier than any hug I've ever had.

Pffftahahahahah...!! Hohoehehehe... Ugh.... Uggghhaaaa!
 
*Dead'd*

...what? Christian side hugs...wow.

You guys are all missing the huge glaring comedy jewel in this video: 
 
The beat is set to the Imperial March. 

Whatever, side hugs sound more arousing to me than regular ones. They're just so damn... kinky.

Hating on Christian affection during the yule tide season is trolling at its best sir(sarcasm)! They are trying to teach kids how to be affectionate without it leading to jr. high blowjob parties and you are hating on it lol. You may not agree with it now or find it funny now, but when you have a teenage daughter you won't mind in the slightest if she is into this kind of music. Unless of course you are the type of father of a teenage girl that thinks its OK for your little princess to suck guys off at a party when she's thirteen. think before you post please.