Hatchet wielding hitch hiker saves woman. Behold the Kai.

So a crazy racist butthole in West Fresno smashed his car into a road worker because he was black and after pinning him, proceeded to attack a woman because he thought he was Jesus and could do whatever he wanted. The hitch hiker he had picked up earlier however, came to her rescue with a hatchet. After beaning the guy the cops showed up, nobody suffered life threatening injuries and the crazy dudes in custody so all is well.

HOWEVER

There is a reason this story is so great. Below is the unedited interview with the hitch hiker. I think he might be the greatest human being on the planet and has become my personal hero. I give you Kai.

I'm so glad a dude like this exists.

Saw this last night. This guy is my fucking hero. 
 
STRAIGHT OUTTA DOGTOWN SMASH SMASH SUH-MASH

If there's ever a Point Break sequel he needs to be in it.

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious

This guy has more soul in his asshole than I will ever have in my entire life.

the Based Kai.

I'm confused. You say noone suffered life-threatening injuries, but Kai said in the video that he killed the guy.

What the hell.

"As far as anyone I grew up with is concern, I'm already dead."

WHOA.

@Oldirtybearon said:

the Based Kai.

Kai the kooky fucking Wanderer. At first I was like 'why the fuck did he even get in the dudes car', but after watching the whole thing, it's just like... Dude has been around the block. I mean, that doesn't make it any better of an idea, but I think I get it.

He seems like he'd be a super fun guy to chill with......until you realize his life story may actually be really sad. Regardless, it's nice to see such altruism.

@Dezztroy said:

I'm confused. You say noone suffered life-threatening injuries, but Kai said in the video that he killed the guy.

No the guy is in custody just knocked him out.

@Dezztroy said:

I'm confused. You say noone suffered life-threatening injuries, but Kai said in the video that he killed the guy.

Exaggeration, Kai even said the guy got back up and was found by the cops masturbating in front of the school.

Really funny interview, until the end when yeah, this dude's been through some shit.

If this was Facebook I would 'like' this and then 'share' it. Since this isn't I'll just say that was incredible.

Reporter: "What's next for you Kai?"

Kai: "Hopefully some surfing!"

Straight outta Dogtown indeed!

HOLY SHIT! Amazing!

oh my god this guy is great

edit; he kinda sounds like J-roc from trailer park boys

So he hit him with the back of the hatchet? Because a hatchet is just a small axe. It's not a blunt object.

@IzzyGraze said:

So he hit him with the back of the hatchet? Because a hatchet is just a small axe. It's not a blunt object.

maybe he meant the blunt side of it?

Saw that yesterday when Rorie tweeted. That guy is awesome.

SMASH, SMASH, SUH-MASH!

Bro, if you're fucking Jesus Christ I'll be the Anti-Christ man, fuck that shit.

Someone needs to get this guy a camera so he can start doing speeches.

@Animasta said:

@IzzyGraze said:

So he hit him with the back of the hatchet? Because a hatchet is just a small axe. It's not a blunt object.

maybe he meant the blunt side of it?

Axe blade =/= immediate full penetration of skull. Bone is hard, and even if he broke through, doesn't necessarily mean the guy would be dead/unconscious. Any blow to the head will do serious damage, but glancing blows are fairly likely when you don't have a firm grip on a stationary object.

That was pretty great.

Awesome dude.

This dude is already living in the zombie apocalypse.

Since Hollywood already made a movie called BadAss featuring Danny Trejo. Holloywood could make a movie about Kai featuring Jason Mewes.

I want this man to be in quick looks.

Who the hell got this video from fox news without having all those fucking fucks bleeped?

@RupertTheBear said:

Since Hollywood already made a movie called BadAss featuring Danny Trejo. Holloywood could make a movie about Kai featuring Jason Mewes.

I think it would be a far better movie if they had Kai play the role of Jason Mewes

Wow.  
 
Just wow.

This is significantly better than I expected.

@Ghost_Cat said:

"As far as anyone I grew up with is concern, I'm already dead."

WHOA.

If anyone else in the world said those words, it wouldve sounded cheesy and stupid as shit, but this dude is so sincere with everything you can tell he means it especially with the face he makes.

Much love Kai you dope SoB

Man, Patrick is weird on the weekends.

I propose a kickstarter to send this man to all the best surfing spots in the world.

I wasn't ready for that. That guy's a real life duder.

Kai, straight outta Dogtown!

This guy is amazing!

Straight up duder.

Only in California!

Anywhere else in the world the hitchhiker would have stolen the everyone's shit and then drive away in the busted car.

My new favorite person.

I always thought that this kind of guy was a movie invention, exagurated for better effect. But I'm so glad I'm wrong. This is one of those interviews that will be remembered in 20 years. Thanks for sharing. "Straight out of dogtown" never sounded so sincere.

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

Kai, straight outta Dogtown. K-A-I.

Also, I actually want to hear the edited version of this. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP, "Straight outta Dogtown," BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

That was fucking golden.

EDIT: Also, this should have faded into the video at some point:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Humanity said:

That guy is just as much a danger as the crazy guy driving the car.

You must have watched a different video cause that doesn't make a lick of sense.

This kinda out of it hitchhiker sees something fucked up happen and decided the first thing to do is cleave someone in the head with a hatchet? He then mentions how he saw some other guy manhandling some woman and he started pounding on him, knocking out all his teeth? He seems a LITTLE violent doesn't he?

Holy shit, so many great fucking quotes!

SUH-SMASH!

Sheriff WAY-GIN.

Whose hatchet was it?

I.. I think he's an awesome person. 
I can't really be sure though because a lot of the stuff he said made no sense to me because I'm not "hip" or "street" or "surfer" enough to give a damn about made-up words that sounded dumb even when the two racist Autobots were saying them. 
 
But, being a good guy is always a plus, so he's a winner!