How is your handshake?

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#2  Edited By Fajita_Jim

I'm older than most of you here so I gotta say...your generation shakes hands like a pansy. Grip that bitch!

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#3  Edited By natetodamax

I once killed a man with my handshake. That's how serious I am.

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#4  Edited By thedj93

I am less firm with ladies, yet more firm when it matters.

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#5  Edited By sodiumCyclops

Firm but fair.

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#6  Edited By BeachThunder

Well...depends who I'm shakin' with.

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#7  Edited By one_2nd

Firm

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#8  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper
@BeachThunder said:
" Well...depends who I'm shakin' with. "
This. It depends how the person initially grasps.
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#9  Edited By RobotHamster

Firm, you gotta show them who's boss and that that's your good hand.

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#10  Edited By Video_Game_King

We don't shake hands up here. I've tried it once, but you guys can be real jerks about it. Personally, I prefer your air-hand-spank things.

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#11  Edited By gunslingerNZ

Firm but not so hard that it seems like you're trying. It's best to leave the impression "you couldn't get out of this grip but if I really wanted I could break every bone in your hand".

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#12  Edited By Godwind

I broke people's hand while giving a hand shake, so I have to be careful.

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#13  Edited By bhhawks78

Depends, usually firm but not crazy.  If someone comes at me with the death grip they get it back in spades and regret it.  My grip strength is disproportionately stronger than the rest of me even though I play football/am a big fellow.

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#14  Edited By GunnBjorn

Só firm I'll break your metacarpalia. 
No really, just a firm, short handshake.
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#15  Edited By Diamond

I adjust it.  I had the strongest grip in middle school, almost beat the gym teacher.  Yea in my right hand...
 
Uhhh

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#16  Edited By Yummylee

Burnt to a crisp.

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#17  Edited By GreggD

Firm.

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#18  Edited By jkz

I had the "Firm handshake while looking into whoever's hand your shaking's eyes" concept drilled into me as a kid. I've always felt that making a good first impression starts at the handshake (as does the assertion of dominance).

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#19  Edited By Dalai

I shake hands like a girl. Not afraid to admit it.

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#20  Edited By shirogane

Weak, utterly weak.
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#21  Edited By Adamsons
@Suicidal_SNiper said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" Well...depends who I'm shakin' with. "
This. It depends how the person initially grasps. "
This - I try to be aggressive but a lot of people recently have been crab clawing my fingers at the joint. I mean what the hell can you do there?
 

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#22  Edited By Hamst3r

I do the mannequin handshake.
 
Tense up the arm, straighten the hand and jab that wood-like fucker into their hand-pocket.

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#23  Edited By Zafmg

Like grabbing a slimy fish

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#24  Edited By FunExplosions

Medium-Aggressive. It's funny when the gangster kids I meet try to give me daps and I just end up crushing their hand and shaking it. They're always dumbfounded, like they've never met an adult before.

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#25  Edited By Fajita_Jim
@jukezypoo said:
" I had the "Firm handshake while looking into whoever's hand your shaking's eyes" concept drilled into me as a kid. I've always felt that making a good first impression starts at the handshake (as does the assertion of dominance). "
Yes, and to assert your dominance further, make sure your palm is facing somewhat toward the floor so theirs is facing somewhat up (in the submissive posture).
 
A whole lot happens in the first few moments of meeting someone, even if you aren't aware of it.
 

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#26  Edited By Zafmg

Hold about bringing the clasped handshake real close to your crotch while looking them in the eye is that a good idea. Just like a few inches away from the partyzone, fly down + unbuttoned -- casual Friday style as it were. That asserts dominance and interest.

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#27  Edited By ThePickle

Sweaty... 

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#28  Edited By Zafmg
@HandsomeDevil said:
" Sweaty...  "
On a scale of moist towelette to firehose how wet are your palms on a nice warm day
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#29  Edited By ThePickle
@Zafmg said:
" @HandsomeDevil said:
" Sweaty...  "
On a scale of moist towelette to firehose how wet are your palms on a nice warm day "
Closer to the moist towelette.  
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#30  Edited By mano521

one firm shake. thats all i need to give. my greek grandfather taught me that one

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#31  Edited By Zafmg
@mano521 said:
" one firm shake. thats all i need to give. my greek grandfather taught me that one "
Don't forget the casual buttslap on release. Works a charm.
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#32  Edited By JJWeatherman

I bump fists.

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#33  Edited By mano521
@Zafmg said:
" @mano521 said:
" one firm shake. thats all i need to give. my greek grandfather taught me that one "
Don't forget the casual buttslap on release. Works a charm. "
i was told that part is optional. ill have to try it out on the next one
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#34  Edited By Zafmg
@JJWeatherman said:
" I bump fists. "
Sideways or palm-down?
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#35  Edited By DrPockets000

My handshake is so firm, it's erotic.

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#36  Edited By JJWeatherman
@Zafmg said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I bump fists. "
Sideways or palm-down? "
Palm-down, obviously.
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#37  Edited By Zafmg
@JJWeatherman said:
" @Zafmg said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I bump fists. "
Sideways or palm-down? "
Palm-down, obviously. "
Oooohhh that's too bad
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#38  Edited By JJWeatherman
@Zafmg said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @Zafmg said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I bump fists. "
Sideways or palm-down? "
Palm-down, obviously. "
Oooohhh that's too bad "
Why do I get the feeling that you were going to say that either way?
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#39  Edited By Zafmg
@JJWeatherman said:

" @Zafmg said:

" @JJWeatherman said:
" @Zafmg said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I bump fists. "
Sideways or palm-down? "
Palm-down, obviously. "
Oooohhh that's too bad "
Why do I get the feeling that you were going to say that either way? "
Dang you're reading me like a book here get out my pages
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#40  Edited By Mrnitropb

I do handshakes like i do my girl: quick, forceful, short strokes, and if it hurts a little afterwards, then more the better.
 
Not.

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#41  Edited By rjayb89

It brings the boys to the yard.

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#42  Edited By LiquidPrince

Very firm, although I always feel like too firm, because the opposing person is never quite as firm.

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#43  Edited By OmegaChosen

Firm though I've been told a little too tightly by a few people, like I was trying a little too hard. That usually only happens when I judge someone that I feel would require a firmer handshake than usual though; apparently I'm usually wrong. :/

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#44  Edited By Zafmg
@OmegaChosen said:

" Firm though I've been told a little too tightly by a few people, like I was trying a little too hard. That usually only happens when I judge someone that I feel would require a firmer handshake than usual though; apparently I'm usually wrong. :/ "

What kind of person do you feel requires a firmer handshake? Children? The elderly? Dogs?
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#45  Edited By bananablade

A little too firm. I always handshake my friends and we try to crush each others grip, i end up inadvertently doing it to people i just meet. In freshman year of college I met a friends BF and gripped his hand as hard as I fucking could without even realizing what I was doing and he was like "dude what the fuck?" We never spoke again after that 

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#46  Edited By CrazySonOfABitch

Medium-Rare with tha ladies aggresive with everybody else

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#47  Edited By OmegaChosen
@Zafmg:  I dunno; people who look tough or rough I guess? People bigger than me in general?
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#48  Edited By pwnasaurus
@Zafmg: welcome to giant bomb your posts also have made me lol from what i have seen so far.
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#49  Edited By FunExplosions
@bananablade said:
" A little too firm. I always handshake my friends and we try to crush each others grip, i end up inadvertently doing it to people i just meet. In freshman year of college I met a friends BF and gripped his hand as hard as I fucking could without even realizing what I was doing and he was like "dude what the fuck?" We never spoke again after that  "
That made me laugh so damn hard. That seems like something I'd do. 
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#50  Edited By Zicdab

Firm.  Won't get any respect being limp.