How would <i>you</i> take over the world!?

My plans of world domination are this:

• Open up a chain of restaurants, not fast food, but good ones, like the Red Lobster.
• With that money, I shall buy my own island (or build one out of Legos) and build quite a few Rail Guns, that would run at least the length of a football field and could shoot ICBM's.
• Have my friend, Three60, build me a shield of a spherical shape that would go perfectly around my island, so nothing could get in unless I wanted it to.
• Steal the Roman Colosseum and turn it into a spaceship.
  
• Raise a penguin army, which would have blaster arms like MegaMan or Samus, and would be created like those clones in Star Wars.

• I also have a friend who is working on creating me Unicorns that can shoot lasers from their horns.
• Oh, and I'll have a division of Kangaroos that will help.

*Rantings of world domination were ignored.*  They don't take me serious enough. They will when ICBM's fall upon their beloved planet and they can't escape to Mars or the Moon because their wretched human space programs will be destroyed and their planet so full of corruption will crumble. My penguins shall dominate.

Like in the episode of the Simpsons where the dolphins came back and massacred Springfield.

I'd nuke the whole planet. Then take over the moon. Or something.

I haven't thought it through yet.

"I'd nuke the whole planet. Then take over the moon. Or something.

I haven't thought it through yet."

Steal all the scotch in the world. Then simply black mail all the world leaders and distillers into giving me Switzerland, an anti-ballistic missile defense system, and a few dozen suitcase nukes that i would scatter bout the globe as further back up plans.

I wouldn't do anything to Switzerland, as its pretty well set up already, aside from making sure their/my bikini team beats the Swedish team. with pillows. In slow motion.

I would remove all italics from the world! Mwhahaha!

Everyone wants Switzerland...nobody messes with it, yet everyone wants to occupy it. It's quite understandable of course, just saying, that's how you get nuked.

I've talked about it with my friends. The Swiss are dangerous people. Hitler didn't mess with them, but I will. I'll melt their ice caps and flood their precious, defensive, turtling city.

Also, black mail, and occupation of a territory is how you get assassinated/spies in your country. Get a shield, much safer.

Its pretty simple, by not messing with the natural order of Switzerland neutrality, aside from my own private cold war arsenal, they will continue to not fuck with me, and people can't fuck with them. cause the swiss guarde will mess you shit up.

Also, spies work for scotch, didn't you read any james bond novels?

Pretty sure James Bond had some sense of honor, and he wouldn't betray his country for booze....

Also, who says the Swiss will let you do this, you said it yourself, " natural order of Switzerland neutrality," why would they want to mess that up...

"Bang all chicksmake tons of babiesand use that army to take over the world"

1: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical weapon deterrents
2: Global economic market manipulation
3: Using developing nations as a cheap labor force to transport their natural resources to me.

What else would you do?

they're just gonna go "Meh" , especially when each member of parliament gets a bottle of 40 year old single malt in their inbox.
and becasue if they don't the rest of the UN will be pissed off at them.
And bond won't betray his country, just not me.

Unleash my awesomeness on the world

I would dump a bunch of alcohol in all the different reservoirs in the world. Soon, everyone would be loaded, and that'll be my time to strike.

But now I have to develop a new strategy because I replied to this thread. DAMMIT.

Well, I would do a Hitler, except blame it all on the.....Mole people. Yes they are the cause of everything.
Now after that, what I would do is make a dictatorship with cool uniforms. A bit nicer one than the nazi regime though.
Yeeeessss.....

If I were really set on it, chemical/biological warfare. Easy.

"I would dump a bunch of alcohol in all the different reservoirs in the world. Soon, everyone would be loaded, and that'll be my time to strike.

But now I have to develop a new strategy because I replied to this thread. DAMMIT.
"

Nucs

Shields are the way to go. It's like how Willy Wonka did it. He used Oompa Loompas because they wouldn't betray him. Behind closed doors. And I'll use penguins, because they won't betray me and they pwn. By the time someone realizes that I have Rail Guns capable of launching ICBM's they'll all surrender. Of course the French will surrender first, and America and the British might try to fight. But once Disneyland, the White House, the Versailles and other places as such go down, they'll all cave in.

Biological warfare.

Lesbian Space Robot Alien Army.

Nuff' Said

Take over a 3rd world country, one by one, then you can rule the world.

Michael Jackson thriller dance everyone amazed hypnotation HEE HE nuff said

I'd use my Death Note.

1-send modern art sculptures to world leaders via airmail(hide explosive spheres inside sculptures)

2-Detonate spheres

3-Annex and use underdeveloped nations to build up a huge army

4-????

5-PROFIT!!

Blowed mysalf up.

Id never hurt a child.

"I'd use my Death Note.
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I would post 2 identical topics. 1 on Giantbomb, and 1 on Gamespot.

...At the exact same time.

"I would post 2 identical topics. 1 on Giantbomb, and 1 on Gamespot.

...At the exact same time.
"

"I'd use my Death Note.
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Id spam everyone to death with "THE BEST THE BEST etc..."

With unicorns and rainbows, then when everyone felt safe it's shinigami time.

I would start by invading French speaking Canada then move my path of conquest east to Greenland.  From Greenland I would form an alliance with Iceland to invade France, at which point I may quit with the whole taking over the world thing because my life goal will have been completed.

"Shawn said:

"I would post 2 identical topics. 1 on Giantbomb, and 1 on Gamespot.

...At the exact same time.
"

.....everytime I see you post I picture it as my mom saying that.....STOP STEALING HER IDENTITY!!!!!"

I don't have plans.  I just....do things.