Idiots you see at the gym

• Guys with chicken legs that go and do nothing but curls and bench, oftentimes wasting the power cage for no reason at the same time.
• Misinformed fools who take a tiny weight and do a million reps and wonder why they don't make any appreciable gains/losses.
• Annoying idiots who do nothing correct but feel the need to tell me I'm lifting too much or going too low on squats...fuck you and your lazy ass squats.
• The fat guy who busts his ass doing cardio but then you see him chugging down 200-300 calories of sugary gatorade right after.  Cmon man don't waste all that hard work~! :(
• People who put way too much weight on then they can handle so they do fucked up technique wise and you can see the injury and pain coming a mile away.
• The creepy old guy who tries to talk to every 18-25 year old semi attractive girl.
• The ugly cougar who winks at me, just because I helped showed you how a machine works doesn't mean anything seriously stop.
• The guys who have half a heart attack if they walk into the locker room and you haven't put underwear on yet, hey it's a locker/changing/shower room, dicks sometimes aren't covered, either embrace your homosexuality or stop being so self concious about yourself when you see another mans dong, it's really not a big deal.
• Guys like me who make lists and write long winded run on sentences like the last one on the list.

Guys who spend an awkward amount of time undressed in the locker room. While I have no problem with changing in the locker room, my gym has one guy who literally, hangs out naked, without a towel and sits on the couch in there reading a book. Like, it's a locker room, I get that there's going to be guys changing, but there's something weird about a guy who just sits around naked unnecessarily. 

you like seeing other guy dick? what kind of guy is you are?

" Guys who spend an awkward amount of time undressed in the locker room. While I have no problem with changing in the locker room, my gym has one guy who literally, hangs out naked, without a towel and sits on the couch in there reading a book. Like, it's a locker room, I get that there's going to be guys changing, but there's something weird about a guy who just sits around naked unnecessarily.  "

The idiots who know nothing about proper form, pick far too heavy weights, fail after their first set and then finish by throwing their dumbbells to the ground. They need to be taught some fucking respect.

" you like seeing other guy dick? what kind of guy is you are? "

" @CoolDrMoney said:

" you like seeing other guy dick? what kind of guy is you are? "

Being indifferent towards seeing another guy's dick does not mean you are gay. "

" you like seeing other guy dick? what kind of guy is you are? "

" @CoolDrMoney said:

" you like seeing other guy dick? what kind of guy is you are? "

Being indifferent towards seeing another guy's dick does not mean you are gay. "

Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out.

" Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out. "

" Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out. "

@lolicanseeyou

" @bhhawks78: people that go to a gym, and by that i mean this

" Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out. "

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I love seeing other guys dicks in changing ro-
 
Oh, did I say that out loud? I'm not a pervert, I swear. I actually never go to the gym anyway, but all of the people I know who go the gym are complete dicks (seewutididthar) with a superiority complex, so... do they count?

" Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out. "

This topic made me think of this.
 

Every time I say I'll start the gym, it's just a room full of people like OP describes including some super macho dickheads who think that unless you're crafted like Schwarzenegger, you're a fag, bro. Just because I'm aiming for Jared Leto abs rather than Rocky Balboa, it doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.

I'm joining the gym next month , Thanks for the tips.. I guess

Lol at the cougar comment.

I hate guys like me at the gym, that have no commitment or cannot maintain a regular schedule of actually going t the gym, even after paying a year in advance. 

Fuck this shit, I need to start going again ><

This guy:

" Guys who spend an awkward amount of time undressed in the locker room. While I have no problem with changing in the locker room, my gym has one guy who literally, hangs out naked, without a towel and sits on the couch in there reading a book. Like, it's a locker room, I get that there's going to be guys changing, but there's something weird about a guy who just sits around naked unnecessarily.  "

Those groups of retards who come and train as a group of 6 or more, taking up 3 or 4 stations circuit style, while talking the entire time. This inturn could make a machine unavailable for fourty five minutes or so. Mostly younger teens also who arrogantly have no form but seem fullfilled by using there entire body to do an arm curl......

People who don't put away weights (or do so incorrectly). All the racks are labeled. It really shouldn't be that difficult to figure out which weights go where. 
 
@crusader8463 said:

" Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out. "

I hate it when skanky women go there only to gather dude's attention. They have absolutely no need to work out, so why?
 
Also, working out for abs is bullshit imo. All it does is make your chest look good. How is that useful in any other way?

Gym set in me basement. I never have to go to the gym.

" @crusader8463 said:

" Those people who think they are better then others because they go to a gym, and those people who insult how other people work out instead of offering to help them by pointing out what they are doing wrong or giving advice on how they could improve their work out. "

It's not very encouraging to try to help them, because most of the people who know nothing about what they are doing but the gym to "work out" (while they are mostly there to show off and look at the girls) put on their retarded douchebag attitudes when you point out what they are doing wrong or try to give them advice. "

" I hate it when skanky women go there only to gather dude's attention. They have absolutely no need to work out, so why?  Also, working out for abs is bullshit imo. All it does is make your chest look good. How is that useful in any other way? "

I hate the gym, so I don't have to deal with any of that. Gyms make me uncomfortable.

It's only happened a few times, but when a total stranger decides that you are done lifting at a station and takes all your weight off and starts doing their lift there.  I get one rep in on bench or squat and go to get some water and next thing I know, I am suddenly out a bench or squat station.  The worst part is that there is usually only one good squat station in the gym.

I think the kind of people that annoy me the most are the small groups of teens that occupy several machines at once and mostly just sit around and talk instead of actually exercising. If only they would occupy one single machine I wouldn't be bothered by it.
 

" It's only happened a few times, but when a total stranger decides that you are done lifting at a station and takes all your weight off and starts doing their lift there.  I get one rep in on bench or squat and go to get some water and next thing I know, I am suddenly out a bench or squat station.  The worst part is that there is usually only one good squat station in the gym. "

" I hate it when skanky women go there only to gather dude's attention. They have absolutely no need to work out, so why?"

I don't go to the gym.  HUZZAH!

This is why I purchased a set of free weights for my home.  So I don't have to deal with these stupid fucking people anymore.  There are also the dudes that show up in jeans and just take up space on the machines.  And the people that put "real clothes" on over their workout clothes, then spray deodorant on, expecting that to cover up their stench.  And it never works.  Ever.

Sexy ladies that won't have sex with me. Fucking hate that.

people who make fun of people at the gym. This is the reason why most people are afraid to go. People like you judge them without any thought. You simply put everyone in a stereotypical category.  
 He is lifting light weights, that must mean he is an idiot. Maybe it means he is weak or has an injury. Why the hell would you call someone an idiot for lifting lightweights. AT LEAST HE IS LIFTING SOMETHING! 
And you are a hypocrite, you call other people idiots but you don't help them because they will backlash at you. But when someone tries to help you out (your squats)you do the same. Maybe you are the idiot without form (in their eyes).

" Guys who spend an awkward amount of time undressed in the locker room. While I have no problem with changing in the locker room, my gym has one guy who literally, hangs out naked, without a towel and sits on the couch in there reading a book. Like, it's a locker room, I get that there's going to be guys changing, but there's something weird about a guy who just sits around naked unnecessarily.  "

I don't go to he gym, but I really hate anyone who goes to a gym to just use running/walking machines. If you want to go for a walk or a run - go outside. Don't waste your money going to a gym to do something that you can do for free outside. They have more money than sense.

" @bhhawks78:  actually you lots of reps reps with low weight is supposed to be done more dynamically and this achieves greater density as well as greater endurance. However if you don't do it dynamically you are subject to growing bigger due to build up of lactic acid. Heavy weights is one of the stupidest thing you can do in the gym because if your always doing heavy weight then take 1 month off you won't be able to lift it again until like two more months, it does not add to your health or improvement, just ego and pride. The only people who should be doing heavy with low reps is people trying to activate fast twitch muscles like some rugby positions and sprinters.   "

I have trouble with the gym guys who think that in order to be strong, one has to have a fucklot of defined, clearly visible muscles. We've got a guy who's built like a barrel, can barely see any muscle at all on him, who goes to the local gym regularly. Every time he goes on the bench, you see the stuck-up guido morons who do 4000 situps a day snicker amongst themselves, then almost shit their pants when the guy lift 3 or 4 times the weight they ever could.
 
I also have a problem with the guys who has to goddamn walk like they've shat themselves, not to mention the guys who feel the need to spread their arms when they walk, like their biceps were the size of kegs of mead.
 
It's one thing being proud of being in shape. Being smug about it and acting like a dick is another. Each time I see one of those fuckers lit up a grin towards the gym's female occupants I wonder how they would feel after getting bull-rushed.

I have a weight cage and a treadmill.  I don't waste my money going to the gym.   

I don't use a gym, because of these things. Also, I'm a cheapskate. I just run outside.

Yeah, it's why I don't go to the gym anymore. I'm not in shape quite as much as I'd like, but I'd rather do 6-8 reps on a heavier weight and feel the burn on the last couple reps, then to do 15 reps with lighter weights in an effort to increase endurance. The more muscle you gain the better you'll endure anyways as long as you keep workouts varied with stuff like cardio, etc. 

" I have trouble with the gym guys who think that in order to be strong, one has to have a fucklot of defined, clearly visible muscles. We've got a guy who's built like a barrel, can barely see any muscle at all on him, who goes to the local gym regularly. Every time he goes on the bench, you see the stuck-up guido morons who do 4000 situps a day snicker amongst themselves, then almost shit their pants when the guy lift 3 or 4 times the weight they ever could. I also have a problem with the guys who has to goddamn walk like they've shat themselves, not to mention the guys who feel the need to spread their arms when they walk, like their biceps were the size of kegs of mead.  It's one thing being proud of being in shape. Being smug about it and acting like a dick is another. Each time I see one of those fuckers lit up a grin towards the gym's female occupants I wonder how they would feel after getting bull-rushed. "

• Drain your amino acid pools
• Drain your glycogen stores
• Leads to longer necessary recovery time, aka next workout will be worse or delayed
• Even if you over eat to compensate the amino acid pool and glycogen loss the gains per workout (you will be able to them way less often ) will be minimal.

The "bro's" that workout in front of the mirrors by the dumbbells and constantly stare and flex, then high-five other "bro's" that enter the gym and discuss how much protein they took earlier

I don't go to the gym because I have marfans, so I can't lift weights that aren't ridiculously light, or my wrist gets pretty severely damaged. The only real exercise I can do is cardio, and I don't need to go to a gym to do that.

" The gym I go to freaks me out. Russians have weird ass calisthenics stuff, wiggling their bodies around in a really bizarre manner to warm up. "