If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

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#1  Edited By spiceninja

Any ideas?

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#2  Edited By ShadowSkill11

purple.


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#3  Edited By semicolon1twlev2

A normal skin tone!  =]

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#4  Edited By DorianBlack

Purple?

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#5  Edited By DeathStar

dark blue =)

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#6  Edited By henjin

Pink.

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#7  Edited By 111GREEN_RANGER111

purple.........to black..................to red..........pop!

BTW your threads are completely random.  keep up the good work

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#8  Edited By dethfish

Clear but sometimes Chrome

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#9  Edited By SlayingShogun

purple

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#10  Edited By mike

I got blue ink all over a white dress shirt last week.  One of my coworkers asked me what happened...I told her I stabbed a smurf to death with a letter opener.  She was not amused.

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#11  Edited By Moomoo

rainbow...totally rainbow.

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#12  Edited By epic_pets

yellow?

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#13  Edited By Aarny91

Orange

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#14  Edited By Bennyishere

Green!

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#15  Edited By spiceninja

I'd really love to strangle these guys.

What the......
What the......

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#16  Edited By 111GREEN_RANGER111
PlasmaBeam44 said:
"I'd really love to strangle these guys.

What the......
What the......

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:D strangle time!  now we'll really see if they turn purple mwahahaha
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#17  Edited By Shawn

Pinkish purple, duh.

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#18  Edited By Termite

Purple I would guess

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#19  Edited By fenixrevolution

Purple

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#21  Edited By WhySoSerious

It turns Green :)

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#22  Edited By Batman

Purple?  Haven't you guys ever had art class?  Since the smurf is already blue the purple will mix with it and turn the smurf red.  :P

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#23  Edited By serbsta

Fairy floss pink.

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#24  Edited By Eoco

White.

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#25  Edited By Black_Raven

White or black, depending on where the smurf was from

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#26  Edited By AndyWilliams24

A deeper shade of blue.

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#27  Edited By REforever101

jeff dunham fan i see

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#28  Edited By chr1s

Is it even possible to close their windpipe without snapping their neck? Those things are like... 3-apples tall or something.

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#29  Edited By Oblivian92
PlasmaBeam44 said:
Any ideas?

No credit to Jeff Dunham for saying that?
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#30  Edited By Carlos
MB said:
"I got blue ink all over a white dress shirt last week.  One of my coworkers asked me what happened...I told her I stabbed a smurf to death with a letter opener.  She was not amused."
lmfao!

I think they turn red
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#31  Edited By Jensonb

Black or brown like most things.

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#32  Edited By Carmel_Chewy

Green, because I said so.

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#33  Edited By twenty0ne

It doesn't turn any color.

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#34  Edited By Aaron_G

I think they would turn red.

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#35  Edited By oWarlock360o
ShadowSkill11 said:
"purple.


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#36  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
PlasmaBeam44 said:
"If you choke a Smurf...
"
I think this is a masturbation reference, and my answer is "Yes."
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#37  Edited By oWarlock360o

lol

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#38  Edited By Why_So_Serious

Purple or.........Red! Yeah we have red blood but its blue in our body and in real life we go from a reddish color after being choked to blue. I bet they go from like Purple to red.

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#39  Edited By XJGunz

That's a Jeff Dunham reference =D

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#40  Edited By DemoMan

purple

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#41  Edited By Shocker

I've always thought green

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#42  Edited By Oriental_Jams

I'd go for purple.

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#43  Edited By kid9bit

Masturbate and find out.

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#44  Edited By chazer127

maybe it will go though all of the colours of the rainbow, or purple.

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#45  Edited By chazer127

maybe it will go though all of the colours of the rainbow, or purple.

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#46  Edited By Karmum

Blue maybe.

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#47  Edited By Karl_Boss

Purple....duh.

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#48  Edited By OroJackson

green

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#49  Edited By legend_cloud

I don't know, purple?

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#50  Edited By Colin

A darker form of blue?

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