If you could choose your last words, what would they be?

Like yessir!

HEARD THERE WAS A CULTURAL FESTIVAL GOING ON HERE OR WHAT???????  edit: shit wrong thread

@DonutFever said:

So long, thanks for all the fish.

This. This so goddamn hard. Or "Can someone make sure to TiVo *insert show that's current at the time of my death* for me?"

"You can see their panties."

Remeber,  No Russian

"It was ... your ... mother ... "

fuck

Please...*caugh..choke*..Throw me from your car...its my dream to be..*caugh..hack*..road side litter...

"So says Mr. Stewart!"

Who will the world revolve around now?

 
''I know you....Vorkuta...''

"Not like this... Not like this."

PHELPS!

"I hid my life savings in...."

'Bruce...Don't be afraid.'

"Awh what, I'm not even at the top of the scoreboard?!"

"There's always money in the Banana Stand"

"Son, don't cry. No one is to blame for this...well, except you....Dammit...should've...remembered...to wear...a condom...8...years...ago"

 
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Bauer would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

"My only regret is that I have...Boneitis."

If I had a long last words it would be this:
" Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful." 
But if I had short last words it would be:
"KHAN!, You mad the worse mem-!

I've flown bigger planes than this before, not with as much dynamite in the hold though... and a lot less on fire.

TransFarring... to Heaven... now.

"I have the weirdest boner."

I need to complete.... Super Meat Boy...

@AlexW00d said:

I did it for the bitches.

@FourWude said:

DAMN YOU DIETRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!!

@Burns098356GX said:

"Don't take me....to a black doctor."

@CandleJakk said:

"There's always money in the Banana Stand"

@FluxWaveZ said:

"Not like this... Not like this."

Top5 so far.

"First"

Fly you fools!

"I shouldn't have taken that Viagra..." Just kidding.

"I should have read the instructions..."

"Which one is the North Tower?"

Too soon?

TransFarring... to Heaven... now.

"You better fucking make sure I'm dead!"

"I'm D.B. Cooper"

Probably "Game over Yeaaaaaahhhh!"

http://youtu.be/09s-c2JVI40

Who ever would have guessed that the busty alien goth girls from sector 9 would invade our planet and make me a sex slave for a million years.

I would like to have seen hannah montana

Hold my beer and watch this.

/life 

For a joke I would say: "Don't worry, I have another man..."

For some seriousness I would say: "Bon Soir et Bonne Nuit..." (Good evening and goodnight).

"There's something I have to tell you..."

That'll keep 'em guessing.

"whatever"

-Low hanging fruit: "Fuck all y'all punk ass mother fuckas. Imma OUT!" 
 
-If I live to be 108: "Alive in three different centuries. Suck on it." 
 
-Something that only relates to me personally: "Madison, you were a total bitch."

"Wait... haven't played... Skkkyyyyriiiiiimmmm *dies*"