However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming; working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a conventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that should be avoided during storms.
So in other words, don't do anything except breathe. Jayge, how did you laugh at this? I think it's really sad...
However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming; working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a conventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that should be avoided during storms.
So in other words, don't do anything except breathe. Jayge, how did you laugh at this? I think it's really sad...
:O
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How is 52 cows getting struck by lightning not morbidly hilarious o.0
However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming; working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a conventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that should be avoided during storms.
So in other words, don't do anything except breathe. Jayge, how did you laugh at this? I think it's really sad...
:O
"
How is 52 cows getting struck by lightning not morbidly hilarious o.0"
How is it hilarious? You might want to tell me to stop being so uptight, but as a vegetarian, it's definitely not funny. It is sad.
However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming; working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a conventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that should be avoided during storms.
So in other words, don't do anything except breathe. Jayge, how did you laugh at this? I think it's really sad...
:O
"
How is 52 cows getting struck by lightning not morbidly hilarious o.0"
How is it hilarious? You might want to tell me to stop being so uptight, but as a vegetarian, it's definitely not funny. It is sad."
I'm actually laughing harder at that then I did at the news post XD
However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming; working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a conventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that should be avoided during storms.
So in other words, don't do anything except breathe. Jayge, how did you laugh at this? I think it's really sad...
:O
"
How is 52 cows getting struck by lightning not morbidly hilarious o.0"
How is it hilarious? You might want to tell me to stop being so uptight, but as a vegetarian, it's definitely not funny. It is sad."
I'm actually laughing harder at that then I did at the news post XD"
However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming; working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a conventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that should be avoided during storms.
So in other words, don't do anything except breathe. Jayge, how did you laugh at this? I think it's really sad...
:O
"
How is 52 cows getting struck by lightning not morbidly hilarious o.0"
How is it hilarious? You might want to tell me to stop being so uptight, but as a vegetarian, it's definitely not funny. It is sad."
I'm actually laughing harder at that then I did at the news post XD"
Your ignorance is baffling."
Dude, imagine it in your head. Imagine them running around and doing 'MOOOOOOOOOOOO', seriously, you cant find that the least bit amusing?
"The ability to understand views other than your own. I'm not being a dick to you, just because you're different than me."
I understand them, I just found your post hilarious."
Don't interpret this as an insult Jayge, I'm not intending this to be offensive; rather, it's an observation. Are you high right now? I'm seriously asking, it's the way you're speaking. I'm not saying this because of what you are saying, instead it's how you are saying. But I might be pulling this out of my ass 'cuz it is teh intornets and you can't really tell that via text.
First, you identified yourself as being too uptight in the first sentence. That was excellent. Then, you identified yourself as an uptight vegetarian. That was just setting it up for greatness. Then, you give the imagery of feeling sad for cows. I'm not amoral. I don't condone the actions of places like KFC with their chickens or other places with other livestock; but feeling bad because 52(!) cows got hit by lightning and fried, at once (painlessly), which is one of the most darkly humorous things to cross my path in quite a while, turned the whole post rather absurdly chuckle-worthy and somehow made this entire thread even more abstract in the process.
Bigger- I'm not high. I'm just tired as fuck. I don't know what I'd be like high, but it can't be terribly different from this, although I'm still lucid.
First, you identified yourself as being too uptight in the first sentence. That was excellent. Then, you identified yourself as an uptight vegetarian. That was just setting it up for greatness. Then, you give the imagery of feeling sad for cows. I'm not amoral. I don't condone the actions of places like KFC with their chickens or other places with other livestock; but feeling bad because 52(!) cows got hit by lightning and fried, at once(painlessly), which is one of the most darkly humorous things to cross my path in quite a while, turned the whole post rather absurdly chuckle-worthy and somehow made this entire thread even more abstract in the process."
Are you sure about that man? I mean, really, are you sure?
First, you identified yourself as being too uptight in the first sentence. That was excellent. Then, you identified yourself as an uptight vegetarian. That was just setting it up for greatness. Then, you give the imagery of feeling sad for cows. I'm not amoral. I don't condone the actions of places like KFC with their chickens or other places with other livestock; but feeling bad because 52(!) cows got hit by lightning and fried, at once (painlessly), which is one of the most darkly humorous things to cross my path in quite a while, turned the whole post rather absurdly chuckle-worthy and somehow made this entire thread even more abstract in the process."
Yeah, I guess you got me there. I called myself uptight in an effort to show how I can not only come off as a bitchy vegetarian who just wants to defend animals to any extent. I have a question for you though: would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?
First, you identified yourself as being too uptight in the first sentence. That was excellent. Then, you identified yourself as an uptight vegetarian. That was just setting it up for greatness. Then, you give the imagery of feeling sad for cows. I'm not amoral. I don't condone the actions of places like KFC with their chickens or other places with other livestock; but feeling bad because 52(!) cows got hit by lightning and fried, at once (painlessly), which is one of the most darkly humorous things to cross my path in quite a while, turned the whole post rather absurdly chuckle-worthy and somehow made this entire thread even more abstract in the process.
Bigger- I'm not high. I'm just tired as fuck. I don't know what I'd be like high, but it can't be terribly different from this, although I'm still lucid."
Observational skills +1! Ok, I thought so. Don't worry about it, when I'm really exausted I'm practically in the same state as when I'm shit faced.
"Yeah, I guess you got me there. I called myself uptight in an effort to show how I can not only come off as a bitchy vegetarian who just wants to defend animals to any extent. I have a question for you though: would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
"Yeah, I guess you got me there. I called myself uptight in an effort to show how I can not only come off as a bitchy vegetarian who just wants to defend animals to any extent. I have a question for you though: would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
Haha, okay. I guess that's what separates us. Obviously, no ground is going to be changed in this discussion, so I won't even bother."
You think cows are sentient?"
I'm not against eating animals, in fact some of the best foods are meat. But in whackmypinata's defense, I think any self aware creature that has emotions is sentient.
" ...would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
I think it'd be hilarious.
But that's because I'm a terrible person."
It also depends on the context. 52 people found dead and turned into leather at a tannery would be creepy as hell. 52 people found dead, drowned in a giant iced cream vat after trying to eat themselves out? I'd laugh my ass off.
" ...would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
I think it'd be hilarious.
But that's because I'm a terrible person."
It also depends on the context. 52 people found dead and turned into leather at a tannery would be creepy as hell. 52 people found dead, drowned in a giant iced cream vat after trying to eat themselves out? I'd laugh my ass off."
" ...would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
I think it'd be hilarious.
But that's because I'm a terrible person."
It also depends on the context. 52 people found dead and turned into leather at a tannery would be creepy as hell. 52 people found dead, drowned in a giant iced cream vat after trying to eat themselves out? I'd laugh my ass off."
I specified the same lightning-based issue."
If it were to be 52 average joes, that would be sad. If it were to be 52 meteorologists, the irony would be priceless.
Nah, that wouldn't be the right setting. It's hilarious for cows, but humans take another backdrop to be funny. Like, lightning killing 52 birds on a telephone pole wouldn't be funny, it'd be like "they had it coming". You can't just blanket-apply that stuff.
" ...would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
I think it'd be hilarious.
But that's because I'm a terrible person."
It also depends on the context. 52 people found dead and turned into leather at a tannery would be creepy as hell. 52 people found dead, drowned in a giant iced cream vat after trying to eat themselves out? I'd laugh my ass off."
I specified the same lightning-based issue."
I thought that part where the guy got struck by lightning in the Caddy Shack was hilarious. So that would be like 52 times the fun.
" ...would it be funny is 52 humans were killed in the same process?"
I think it'd be hilarious.
But that's because I'm a terrible person."
It also depends on the context. 52 people found dead and turned into leather at a tannery would be creepy as hell. 52 people found dead, drowned in a giant iced cream vat after trying to eat themselves out? I'd laugh my ass off."
I specified the same lightning-based issue."
I thought that part where the guy got struck by lightning in the Caddy Shack was hilarious. So that would be like 52 times the fun."
Look dude, the obvious attempt you've made 3 times to try to piss me off isn't working. If you really want to get my attention, just admit your gender already.
DualReaver was pretending to be a girl (and Black_Rose and I backed him up a few weeks ago) in some random thread. He's a dude. About 5'6", 140 lbs., Jay Leno chin, likes to take cell phone pictures.
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