McDonalds overload...

So I came home today after school with a big mac meal because my mom is sick so I know she doesn't want to make anything or see a mess if I make anything. I walk in the door and my brother is at the table with 3 big mac meals and he already ate one, he had the same excuse as me. Now my mom just came in from the doctors and picked up 3 big mac meals.... I've never seen so much Mcdonalds in my life... has something similar ever happened to you guys? 

" So I came home today after school with a big mac meal because my mom is sick so I know she doesn't want to make anything or see a mess if I make anything.  "

Similar thing, yes, but my family doesn't like Mcdonalds or BigMacs as much as your family it seems. 

Thanks, now I'm hungry for tacos.

Once I was coming home from a birthday trip and I had my friends stop at this local fish and chips place that I love to buy lunch. So we sat there and ate a ton of fried fish and chips, so much so that I swore I would never eat there again. When I made it home my mom took me out to what she told me was a special dinner to yep, you guessed it. The same fish and chips place.

" I would not touch that shit with a ten foot pole. "

" Thanks, now I'm hungry for tacos. "

I ate a Mcchicken the other day just to remind myself that I hate life

Hope your mom gets better. Also, that is alot of McD's.

Well, I saw a shitton of Whoppers in the vaults of the Burger King's castle after I killed his entire lineage in the First Santanic War.

The closest thing for me is showing up to a party with friends with a couple of pizzas and a case of beer, and seeing that the host had already ordered pizza and another person had already brought the beer. That was unexpected and awesome, though. Your story sounds awful.

was a sale one time on big macs, 99cents each. 
ate four of them in a row.  not as coincidental as your story though, but man i was hungry and poor.

your family has very refined tastes. 

That would actually be pretty gross. I haven't had any McDonalds in years. Oh, and get well soon to your mother!

awww man that sounds awesome. nothing like eating a big mac with french fries and then take that fast food crap. that is one way to know you are related... you all think the same way.

Sounds like you guys need to communicate more

I obviously don't know the reason why your mom is sick (and hopefully she gets better), but if it's anything to do with diet - McDonalds is a prime reason for getting sick. The amount of sodium and fat in one burger in most cases is enough for the whole day, excluding the fries and drink - so eating multiple burgers is terrible for you.  Most people don't recognize the health risk, as they just eat food to be full. Generally, I just run on the fact that unless a meal is nutritious then there is literally no point in consuming it (occasionally can eat some junk, not often). 
 
Look up some easy recipes online, things like French Toast (not healthy but not that bad either!) or making omelets - cooking with eggs is simple and you can add so many vegetables and herbs in there to make them great. Usually, it creates minimal dishes as well (as a student at Uni, minimal dishes and healthy eating is the primary concern!). It's not hard to cook, and once you get it down - you'll never even want to touch or eat McDonalds again. You will even gain the mindset where you think, "I don't even understand how people eat that shit, when I can make the same burger at home that tastes way the fuck better and isn't close to as bad!" There is never an excuse not to cook your own food at home, as in most cases it will come out cheaper than McDonalds and be healthy.

Sadly this has never happened to me.

There is nothing (no hangover or cold) on this planet that makes me feel shitter in such a short amount of time as food from McDonald's. 

One time my mom and I went to the drive in for some big 3 movie event when I was a kid, it used to be a summer tradition that we went every Friday during the summer, and we would always go to mc donalds and she would get me a happy meal. However this one time they got the orders mixed up with the car behind us and we got something like 2 big macs, a double, a quarter pounder and one of those Arches they used to sell. Never clued in that they gave us the wrong order. My kid mind exploded when I looked in the bag. Such a fun night.

Don't worry with the amount of additives and preservatives pumped into that food, those McDonald meals will keep literally for weeks. You can eat them on successive days knowing they have a half life closer to plutonium than actual "real food".

I hope your house has multiple bathrooms... 
 
Personally, I gave up McDonalds last year after seeing a bunch of roaches at the ones closest to my work. I realize that bugs get into restaurants, but I don't ever want to see it.

" I obviously don't know the reason why your mom is sick (and hopefully she gets better), but if it's anything to do with diet - McDonalds is a prime reason for getting sick. The amount of sodium and fat in one burger in most cases is enough for the whole day, excluding the fries and drink - so eating multiple burgers is terrible for you.  Most people don't recognize the health risk, as they just eat food to be full. Generally, I just run on the fact that unless a meal is nutritious then there is literally no point in consuming it (occasionally can eat some junk, not often).   Look up some easy recipes online, things like French Toast (not healthy but not that bad either!) or making omelets - cooking with eggs is simple and you can add so many vegetables and herbs in there to make them great. Usually, it creates minimal dishes as well (as a student at Uni, minimal dishes and healthy eating is the primary concern!). It's not hard to cook, and once you get it down - you'll never even want to touch or eat McDonalds again. You will even gain the mindset where you think, "I don't even understand how people eat that shit, when I can make the same burger at home that tastes way the fuck better and isn't close to as bad!" There is never an excuse not to cook your own food at home, as in most cases it will come out cheaper than McDonalds and be healthy. "

I haven't eaten a single god-damn burger in 8 years and I'm not about to start now.

If this happened at my house I would end up eating 6 or 7 of those burgers. I'm feeling kind of sick just thinking about it...

Not recently, but it sure sounds wonderful!

This is gonna kill your entire family

I have McDonalds a few times a year, and its usually on my way home from some kind of event after midnight when everything else is closed.

That has happened a few times with various fast food restaurants, the best case being a Chik-fil-A overload.  Mmm....so many chicken nuggets....

I bet you guys had a good laugh! 
I'm sure your this funny situation cheered your mom up :)
 
@EvilKatarn:
I'm with you. I gave up red and processed meats about a year ago and feel so much better.

" @LtColJaxson: I agree with everything you said except for the cost part. This isn't true for everything (like big macs), but there is some fast food that you couldn't have any hope of recreating for less than you can buy it from the restaurant. The $1 double-cheeseburger is a prime example. Two hamburger patties, a bun, two slices of cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickle slices. The pickles, ketchup, and mustard are negligible since odds are you have those anyway and the serving cost comes out to a few pennies (if that). However, american cheese is at least $1 for 8 slices (and that's if you buy generic brand). Ground beef is at least $2.50 per pound. Buns are, at minimum, $1 for 4. Finally, assuming you get a small onion, that will cost you at least $0.50.   The patties that McDonald's uses for their double-cheeseburgers are 1.6 oz (1/10th pound). So that's $0.50 for the meat, $0.25 for the cheese, and $0.25 for the bun. You're already at $1 without the onion. Since an onion doesn't last long after you cut it up, I'm considering that another $0.50 cost for the burger (obviously cut that down for multiple burgers). So you're already out $1.50 before you add in ketchup, mustard, and pickles, plus the energy and equipment costs to make it. And, you better use the rest of the meat in the next 3 days or you're out the rest of the $2.50. You've got another week or so to use the buns, and 14 days left on the cheese if it isn't individually wrapped. No doubt the homemade burger tastes 100x better, but it definitely isn't cheaper.  It's a sad reality that food that shortens your life costs more than healthy stuff. "

" Sadly this has never happened to me. "

" Well, I saw a shitton of Whoppers in the vaults of the Burger King's castle after I killed his entire lineage in the First Santanic War. "

I fucking love Big Macs.  Now I'm hungry.

 And as for McDonald's, as a vegetarian with an actual interest in food and the art of cooking, I am excluded from this question. "

" Sadly this has never happened to me. "

To those saying it's shit, there's nothing wrong with indulging in crap food once in a while. Makes a chance from having to cook.
 
Also, nopes never happened to me, but you should take all the big macs and combine them. Then pretend your a dwarf who's just walked into a Macdonalds.

Hahaha thats pretty great, I did a similar thing involving picking up 2 pizzas, only to find out my dad also picked up 2 pizzas. Mmmm pizza! 
 
Luckily pizza tastes good cold, MCD's tastes like shit =/

In the few times (4 or 5) that I've eaten a McD in my life (Big Mac/burger, not salads so can't speak for those) I've always felt nauseous for a couple of hours afterward. I prefer Subways, the bread doesn't taste like plastic like it does at McDs. If you haven't seen the film "Supersize Me" then it'll probably be an eyeopener. If you decide to watch it, bear in mind that you can't buy huge buckets of fizzy drinks in that size in the UK. It's just really bad for you.

Give me one?

McDonald's is gross.

What you should do is take all of those big macs and sit on a bench in a crowded area and eat them all. Then giggle at the stares you get.