Most likely cause of the rug burn on Vinny's belly

I was listening to the Bombcast and Vinny mentioned that he couldn't really move around that much because it was irritating the rug burn on his belly. They completely blew it off and didn't go into it at all but it got me wondering how exactly it happened. After we reach a consensus I'd like to transition to sharing pictures of Vinny that are a little magical, like pictures of Vinny's head on mythical creatures (like the picture I attached of unicorn Vinny for example.)

Uh...

A. provides the funniest mental image. The rest are just as creepy as the Vinnycorn.

...

Uni Cornavella.

Oh Bif. You're back.

Let's hurry up and reach a consensus so we can go straight into photoshops of mythical Vinny.

@Ravenlight: Unicornivella, without a doubt.

I picked the answer I thought was correct

Everyone has their own domestic Vinny fantasies

Completely off topic for a second, check out what I got for Christmas:

How fucking gorgeous is that? I hung it up in my living room and it is breathtaking.

B is dark man.

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

Completely off topic for a second, check out what I got for Christmas:

How fucking gorgeous is that? I hung it up in my living room and it is breathtaking.

You created this thread as a guise for this. I knew it.

I approve of this thread.

I answered B and I'm still laughing about it.

@Colourful_Hippie said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

Completely off topic for a second, check out what I got for Christmas:

How fucking gorgeous is that? I hung it up in my living room and it is breathtaking.

You created this thread as a guise for this. I knew it.

We both know I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a huge factor in its creation.

Talk about a split vote.

• Passed out face-down on the carpet and everyone took turns pushing him around like a wheelbarrow.
  19.6% ( your choice )
• Young boy next door got a scratchy sweater for Christmas.
  9.8%
• It's not a rug burn, it's mustache burn (coincidentally Ryan is growing a mustache).
  17.6%
• He slid down the fireman's pole too fast trying to impress some firefighters.
  17.6%
• He slid down the stripper pole too fast trying to impress some firefighters.
  17.6%
• Someone accidentally dropped a hot mess on his stomach when he was wearing a belly shirt.
  17.6%

Oh, Biff. <3

@Xtrememuffinman said:

B is dark man.

Oh god. You're right.

Why am I laughing?

@pyromagnestir said:

@Xtrememuffinman said:

B is dark man.

Oh god. You're right.

Why am I laughing?

because you throw dark?

I'm dumb, and therefore don't understand B. I assume it involves something illegal. I picked A.

@BiffMcBlumpkin: I fucking hate you, Biff. I found the store and now I have to buy my own print.

I was baffled for a second, and then I realized I'm on the internet.

A random rug burn on his stomach sounds like something he might get from playing on the carpet with his son. That has happened to me before. You don't even notice until you get up.

@TruthTellah: Why were you playing on the carpet with Vinny's son?

@Daveyo520 said:

@TruthTellah: Why were you playing on the carpet with Vinny's son?

heh. I knew someone here would take it like that. I meant with my own boy.

This is the greatest poll thank you so much

@TruthTellah: In this thread that is the only way to take it.

@Daveyo520 said:

@TruthTellah: In this thread that is the only way to take it.

Fair enough.

These are all fantastic choices. I'm honestly okay with any of them.

But I picked B.

Who wouldn't drop a hot mess if they saw Vinny in a belly shirt?

Saw thread title. Was not disappointed.

I'd assume he got it rolling around on the carpet playing with Max.

Pedophile Vinny just does not jive with my perceptions.

@Turambar said:

I'd assume he got it rolling around on the carpet playing with Max.

That's king max to you.

@Getz: But everything else does?

alright that'll do. i'm going to bed now.

he sure looks like a nice dad

kind of dad id like to meet

edit : and you know vinvin dont serve no rotten meat

<3

What is peoples problem with option B? He is clearly just giving the young boy numerous hugs in celebration of getting his new sweater for Christmas.

I voted for C but hoped that it was only as right as F is.

God, "hot mess" implies so many things and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with any of them.

Obviously Vinny was trying to impress some firefighters.

I voted for E, personally. A fireman's pole is only a fireman's pole until Vinny starts stripping, and Vinny is definitely stripping in my head.

<3 Biff

A just sounds fun. Also, Biff is still awesome.

I find it very amusing that this poll looks legitimately varied in its responses, even though the questions have no bearing on anything within our reality.

I picked D. Firefighters have to be brought to justice on their own turf.

Vinny doesn't try to impress, everyone else tries to impress him.

And since I'm certain he doesn't get mixed up in intra-office sex or young children, it has to be A.

E made me laugh the most, so E.

He went through some rough times.