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#1 Posted by Brendan (8167 posts) -

What do I do?

This information came to light minutes before typing this post. I'm not sure what to do other than bring this to the internet. Bear in mind she's a twin so there's another one.

#2 Posted by kaos_cracker (714 posts) -

This is why I'm glad I never seen that movie.

#3 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11414 posts) -

Disown them and move to a place where they can never find you.

#4 Edited by Oscar__Explosion (2425 posts) -

Eliminate.

#5 Posted by Zajtalan (1163 posts) -

Kill Adam sandler

#6 Posted by psylah (2187 posts) -

I'm going to need pictures of your sister(s).

#7 Edited by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

Get rid of them, discretely.

#8 Posted by Spoonman671 (4777 posts) -

Get rid of them, discretely.

No, she needs to be made an example of.

#9 Posted by Demoskinos (15171 posts) -

@psylah said:

I'm going to need pictures of your sister(s).

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#10 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (3791 posts) -

Which Grown Ups release?

It doesn't matter. :/

#11 Posted by Brenderous (1103 posts) -

Are you saying that Adam Sandler simultaneously farting, sneezing, and burping while having sex with Salma Hayek is NOT the Citizen Kane of Video Games?

#12 Edited by medacris (674 posts) -

Accept that some people like different things, even things you don't see any social or artistic merit in, and that it's not worth fighting about unless they like something super-racist or socially objectionable.

I don't like the film either, but save an argument for when your relatives do something really bad.

#13 Posted by EveretteScott (1533 posts) -

I tolerated the first one, but I acknowledge it was a bad unneeded movie. That say, I concur with the posters above. This is not a 'i legit liked this movie' kind of film, both of them.

#14 Posted by Brendan (8167 posts) -

@blu3v3nom07: She expressed interest in seeing Grown Ups 2. She thought the first one was "funny".

#15 Posted by EveretteScott (1533 posts) -

@medacris said:

Accept that some people like different things, even things you don't see any social or artistic merit in, and that it's not worth fighting about unless they like something super-racist or socially objectionable.

I don't like the film either, but save an argument for when your relatives do something really bad.

I feel like you took this thread, seriously.

#16 Posted by vikingdeath1 (1006 posts) -

well My sister thought the Hangover 2 was better than the original.... whatever the hell that means

#17 Posted by Kerned (1169 posts) -

Oh my. Did grown ups like her back? You should go ahead and notify the authorities.

#18 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

Time travel abortion

#19 Edited by BigJeffrey (5111 posts) -

LOBOTOMY is the only answer

#20 Edited by DukesT3 (1945 posts) -

Show her Punch Drunk Love.

#21 Edited by Gamer_152 (14113 posts) -

It's okay, there's help out there, there's people she can talk to.

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#22 Posted by Brendan (8167 posts) -

@gamer_152: I've decided were going to shove this under the rug like a mental illness in the 19th century.

#23 Posted by pyromagnestir (4339 posts) -

I'll give you 50 bucks and take her off your hands. That way it's not your problem any more, and since she's a twin you have a spare.

#24 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7100 posts) -

Lobotomy.

#25 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

Have sex with your sisters dad.

#26 Edited by The_Patriarch (282 posts) -

Inform your parents. If they're good, decent people, she's out of the will by next week.

#27 Posted by Coafi (1494 posts) -

Touch her shoulder. I mean... punch her shoulder...?

#28 Edited by PenguinDust (12640 posts) -

It's just a phase, I'm sure. When I was a teen I liked Mannequin.

#29 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

SHE IS NO FAMILY OF YOURS.

#30 Posted by Ryuku_Ryosake (217 posts) -

Well for one this means there is a chance your gene pool is now contaminated. Which means for the good of the human race means you must ensure that you, your sisters, and your parents never procreate.

I suggest you start tying, snipping, and clipping immediately. This mutation must stop here. You are Gandalf. As a fellow wizard must tell you that shit is fucked up.

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#31 Posted by LordAndrew (14430 posts) -

How old is she?

#32 Posted by Animasta (14728 posts) -

dude, my dad AND brother both like it.

suck it up D:

#33 Edited by DMFDUDE (19 posts) -

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINAAAAAATE!

#34 Posted by MonkeyKing1969 (3049 posts) -

I have to admit the first one made me laugh. It is a stupid, sexist, ageist, all-phobic, gross out movie...but I actually sort of admire Adam Sandlers DEMONSTRATED opinion of Hollywood.

Here is the deal folks, the power-that-be in Hollywood will give you money for anything that is crap, but will not support a good or thoughtful movie ever. So why not collect eight of your friends, pound out a script in ten days, film something over three weeks, spread about $50 million around your home state's economy, give your friends with decent salaries mostly paid for by soft drink, fast food, and beer, and tie-ins. Nobody loses a penny. The studio makes it money back tenfold. The 'corporate food/drink/tobacco' backer gets their products shown on screen a dozens times. The theaters make money, the pimply faced kids working at the theaters earn their $7.50 an hour, and the whole economy turns. People are mildly entertained because...let's admit it...Grown Ups has more of a story than a Michael Bay flick.

You could call what Sandler does a scam, but everyone makes money. It is not a scam, it just playing the system for maximum advantage. You might ask why doesn't Adam make good movies? Well, why should he and would it be helpful to anyone? When you account for all the money Sandler has made through salaries and profit participation, then you give roughly 35% to the US Government, experts peg Sandler's net worth conservatively at $300 million. Sounds like a lot for basically playing the same character over and over but Forbes estimates that for every dollar Sandler has ever been paid, his movies have made $9. Now consider that for every buck he makes he is making sure David Spade, Rob Schneider, Maya Rudolph, Will Forte, Rachel Dratch, Colin Quinn, Nick Swardson, or Tim Meadows all have jobs that pay about a million for a few weeks work. Most of those folks would not have a GOOD paying industry job that year without Adam.

Adam Sandler is 'probably' the smartest and nicest person in Hollywood aside from Tom Hanks. Thank about it, when was the last time he was on TMZ for doing anything wrong? When was the last time he ran over a kid in a sports car? When was the last time he insulted some B-list start struggling with addiction? The dude just makes people money, watches out for his friends, loves his family, supports charities, and enjoys his life.

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#35 Edited by Reisz (1527 posts) -

I like heaps of terrible movies. Are you going to talk shit about me on the internet too!? ARE YOU!?

because I'd kind of like a heads up if you are. . . .

#36 Posted by Lego_My_Eggo (1066 posts) -

Are you sure she is really a twin and not the evil bizarro world version of your real sister? check for a beard.

#37 Edited by Animasta (14728 posts) -

@monkeyking1969: I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves is nicer than Adam Sandler.

#38 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6403 posts) -

I think a mercy killing is the only viable option at this point.

#39 Edited by DMFDUDE (19 posts) -

@monkeyking1969: Just because he is a decent business man does not mean he is a nice person unless you know him in person you cannot really make such a claim. just saying.

#41 Posted by Brendan (8167 posts) -
#42 Posted by believer258 (12209 posts) -

My parents liked Jack and Jill.

Jack. And. Fucking. Jill. My parents. You think you've got it bad?

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#43 Posted by KoolAid (1034 posts) -

Your Sister is a bad person.

But don't feel bad! My entire family is full of bad people!

#44 Posted by pyromagnestir (4339 posts) -

My parents liked Jack and Jill.

Jack. And. Fucking. Jill. My parents. You think you've got it bad?

So did mine. But they're getting older now and I just assume it's a sign that senility is kicking in.

#45 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4499 posts) -

Get rid of them, discretely.

but there's too many of them.

#46 Posted by Lanechanger (560 posts) -

She's the evil twin

#47 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1100 posts) -

In my opinion, Grown Up really wasn't the abomination every says it is. It was completely unnecessary and went for some cheap laughs, but it had some funny moments with Steve Buscemi and Colin Quinn.

That being said, the new movie looks completely terrible. If your sister actually enjoyed Jack and Jill however, then that'd be a different story.

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#49 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6403 posts) -

@bestusernameever: Wait....that was amusing and all but that first part seemed genuine so I'm kind of confused. Full disclosure: I've never been to RedLetterMedia.

#50 Edited by 49th (2851 posts) -

She liked grown ups? What, is she into kids now or something? That's disgusting.