Pigeons Vs. Squirrels

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#1  Edited By DavidPalmer

I'm curious, in a battle of pigeons vs. squirrels, who wins?


I vote squirrels since they came climb stuff and some of them can even fly or jump really high. Plus when the birds come to attack, they have to dive to the ground, leaving them vulnerable.

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#2  Edited By gingertastic_10

depends on how many are used, 10 birds could take 5 squirrels... or the other way around, but i do take squirrels also. squirrels can be violent lol

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#3  Edited By Matt_

Squirrels. They would easy tear a pidgeon to shreds in close combat. Don't believe me? Reach your hand into a hollow in a tree where a squirrel keeps his nuts.

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#4  Edited By Black_Rose

I vote for the Pidgeons, just because they're more badass.

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#5  Edited By kitsune_conundrum

Neither, they would both run away from each other.

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#6  Edited By Agnogenic_delete

Squirrels. Those things are deadly.

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#7  Edited By Hairydutchman

Pigeons carry aids, so pigeons.

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#8  Edited By Matt_
@Hairydutchman said:
"Pigeons carry aids, so pigeons."

That depends if it was a population battle that would have time for aids to run its course then perhaps that would work. However if it was a battle between only a handful of pigeons and squirrels, the squirrels would win quite quickly. Also your argument rests on the possibility that the pigeons involved in the battle had access to aids to access as carriers.
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#9  Edited By Pibo47

Squirrels also carry aids, and laser fangs. I vote squirrels.

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#11  Edited By cc23574

Squirrels always pack 'heat'. So I'll go with the squirrel.

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#12  Edited By satanas
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well pidgeys are faster i believe, but after giving squirtle TM 13, they have no chance.
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#13  Edited By JJWeatherman
@satanas: As squirtle is a freakin turtle man.

But I vote squirrel. Those things can be dangerous.
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#14  Edited By Optiow

I say birds, as they can fly.

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#15  Edited By NickM

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well pidgeys are faster i believe, but after giving squirtle TM 13, they have no chance.
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#16  Edited By NickM

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Here, fixed. As you can see, squirrels win easily, by being cuter and more badass at the same time.
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#17  Edited By asurastrike

Birds have hallow bones, fail.

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#18  Edited By clubsandwich
@Endogene said:
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/internet.
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#19  Edited By MrPerfect

These Squirrels would win : 


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#20  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

The rats of the sky Vs.The rats of the trees. I'll go for the Rats of the Sky.

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#21  Edited By CL60

Pigeons.

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#22  Edited By Jayge_

Anyone who isn't saying squirrels has not seen squirrels fight. They are insane little mofos.

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#23  Edited By skywing

i think it also depends where the animals come frome, NYC pigeons are bad ass.  They don't give a fuck.

You put some french fries behind that squirrel and that pigeon will fight to the death.  
My vote for pigeon!
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#24  Edited By benyyy

squirrel of course what can a pigeon do plus i'm sure squirrels are on crack they seem to defy gravity also

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#25  Edited By penguindust
I calls'em dinner
I calls'em dinner
Shoo...let me git my shotgun and we all winners once I git to fryin' them vittles up.  Ooo-wee, them's good eatin'!
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#26  Edited By DavidPalmer
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Wow I wasn't expecting anything like this when I started this thread....that is epic win.


and for those asking, I mean all the squirrels in the world vs all the pigeons, a world-wide species battle for disease-spreading supremacy
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#27  Edited By natetodamax

Squirrels win.

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#28  Edited By Giantsquirrel

SQUIRRELS.

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#29  Edited By flaminghobo

Squirrels.

Those things can kill a man.
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#30  Edited By Scooper
@satanas said:
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well pidgeys are faster i believe, but after giving squirtle TM 13, they have no chance.
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Huuuuuuge fail.
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#31  Edited By RetroIce4

Squirrels because of two reasons: They like nuts and can fly.

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#32  Edited By Smarter_Martyr

Only he can decide, being the only human to have defeated both.

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#33  Edited By xionpunk
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#34  Edited By xionpunk

BATTLE!

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