Post something embarrassing about you.

Folks, as you know, we are on the internet. No one knows your real name or location, unless those of you who've posted it voluntarily. But even if you did post that stuff we would probably never all meet in real life, and even if we did meet in real life, then no one would know our usernames, unless ofcourse you told people flat out what your user name is. You all get the point.
 
Anyhoo, I'll start: I sleep with a stuffed animal. That's right folks, I, MrMcgillicutty, an 18 year old male, known for being the OG macho man, cuddles up with a stuffed animal night after night.

I still like to sleep with a night light on. Really pisses off my college roommate =)

Trust me, you don't want that. Nobody wants that.

i'm a Dallas Cowboys fan...

Sometime during my high school years a few of my friends and I would go to this rec center to play pool occasionally. We went after school so we were carrying our back packs with us. I forget how much they charged but it was per hour and you pay when you're done. So we get some sticks, rack up the balls and play. We're shooting some pool, talking about shit, laughing. When we decide that we've had enough we go to pay and realize we've been there for 2 and a half hours instead of one. Either we did not have the money we needed between the four of us or we just didn't want to pay the extra I forget. So we bolt for the fire exit door, run through a hallway, make a couple of wrong turns, run up the stairs (this was in the basement of the building) and bust through the door to the outside. After getting a good distance away we're walking and laughing and then I realize something and say "Oh shit".  
 
I left my bag underneath the pool table before we ran out of there. My bag with all of my shit. I had to go back, I had no choice. I couldn't convince any of my friends to go back with me. I don't blame them. Walking back I could see the maintenance door that we came out of was open. A janitor looking dude was walking around the building. So I enter through the main entrance, very casual like. I come up to the stairs leading to the basement and take a breathe. I walk down slowly and I see the pool table. I look under and I see my bag! I look at the counter and no one is there! I run for the pool table and only getting about halfway there the woman comes out of the employee break room door and sees me. She notices me running for my bag and she runs for it too. I get to it first and before I can stop myself and turn around she grabs onto one of the straps on my bag. Now we're doing a little tug of war here which seemed to go on for ages but realistically it was probably only around 5 seconds.  
 
I break free and run for the stairs, get out and meet up with my friends waiting half a block away and across the street. Shit was embarrassing. 

I have Reynauds Syndrome :( Kinda freaks people out...

In my early High School days, I had sex with a woman.
 
This was very embarrassing for both of us, years later.

I sent an elephant to hell.

I'm having weird nightmares when I sleep, so sometimes I am afraid to fall asleep.  
Fucking creepy stuff, people hanging out being all friendly and stuff..  
 
Also:  
My real name is Morten Petersen and I live in Denmark in a a little city called Herning. 
This is the internet and you now know my real name and where I live. See if I care, none of the people here have the balls to do anything with the knowledge anyway ;P

I couldn't tell the time until I was 15.

I cannot get over my childhood dream of becoming an actor.

I sleep with body pillows every night or i cant go to sleep. And i use to be one of those dirty 4 chan people THEN I GREW UP.

I started crying last Sunday in the pub when I was describing how moving the story in Professor Layton's Crazy Future Clock was.  Not blubbing, but tears.  I was very, very drunk.

I go to video game websites and post on the message boards there

" Folks, as you know, we are on the internet. No one knows your real name or location, unless those of you who've posted it voluntarily. But even if you did post that stuff we would probably never all meet in real life, and even if we did meet in real life, then no one would know our usernames, unless ofcourse you told people flat out what your user name is. You all get the point.  Anyhoo, I'll start: I sleep with a stuffed animal. That's right folks, I, MrMcgillicutty, an 18 year old male, known for being the OG macho man, cuddles up with a stuffed animal night after night. "

I once pooed my pants dressed up as the blue ranger from power rangers and proceeded to finish up the night with my soiled underpants.  I really like candy.

I know someone in real life who uses this website, so it's not going to happen... 
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When I was about to type something in this forum, I was going to start with a capital T. 
 
I accidentally pressed Ctrl + T, and opened a new tab. 
 
Whoops, close that tab, back to this one... 
 
I proceeded to do the exact same thing three more times in a row before I found that my finger wasn't actually on Shift. 
 
Computars is hard

When the water was cut off, rather than use a public toilet, I pissed in a Powerade bottle and threw it in the bin.

I once gave a giraffe a hand job...

I cannot tie my shoelaces and I have a shocking addiction to Shojo and Romance manga and anime. I am a 21 year old male.

I'm afraid of closed shower curtains. It stems from a recurring nightmare I had in elementary school. My wife likes to close our shower curtain to make the bathroom look nicer, and I always have to ask her to open it back up. If I'm alone and it's closed, I'll grab a spare curtain rod or hockey stick and use that to open it. Sometimes I have a knife ready, too, just in case.

" I cannot get over my childhood dream of becoming an actor. "

I'm afraid of the dark. =[ I stand by my reason being that when I was a kid a ghost grabbed my foot. I also have to sleep with the blanket tucked under my feet...just in case!

This is how me and my friends used to dress 10 years ago, at the tender age of 17, to go to dance festivals and clubs.

 

I still have trouble telling knowing which is right and left and I am 25.  I think I might be dyslexic but its still embarrassing messing up directions constantly.

I liked X-men Origins: Wolverine, like really enjoyed it.

Last night I kissed a girl goodbye and dribbled on her because it was so cold.

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I once gave a giraffe a hand job...

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" I still have trouble telling knowing which is right and left and I am 25.  I think I might be dyslexic but its still embarrassing messing up directions constantly. "

" My girlfriends webcam can do the same things kinect does :o "

" Trust me, you don't want that. Nobody wants that. "

Sometimes I like to stick a finger up my pooper.

Man some people have some crazy ass shit to tell... funny how everyone hides those flaws deep down inside and acts like kings and queens! 
 
 
 Whenever im going out, not around my town but outside it (like to nearby towns or somewhere far. usually to run an important errand or purchase something), i usually get semi-diarrhea and need to shit my anxiety out before leaving.. 
I think its because as a child , i was really afraid of going to far away places, places unfamiliar to me where the people around me are strangers and not being able to be home, safe. 
 
So now that im a grown up, i no longer am afraid of far places or strangers, i couldnt care less, but my body still is. so i'd be crapping in "physical" fear if you may, while not actually afraid.

" I started crying last Sunday in the pub when I was describing how moving the story in Professor Layton's Crazy Future Clock was.  Not blubbing, but tears.  I was very, very drunk. "

" Man some people have some crazy ass shit to tell... funny how everyone hides those flaws deep down inside and acts like kings and queens!    Whenever im going out, not around my town but outside it (like to nearby towns or somewhere far. usually to run an important errand or purchase something), i usually get semi-diarrhea and need to shit my anxiety out before leaving.. I think its because as a child , i was really afraid of going to far away places, places unfamiliar to me where the people around me are strangers and not being able to be home, safe.  So now that im a grown up, i no longer am afraid of far places or strangers, i couldnt care less, but my body still is. so i'd be crapping in "physical" fear if you may, while not actually afraid. "

 I shave my legs and armpits.
I have a fetish for blood, especially nosebleeds.
I used to self harm and still have many scars.

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" Man some people have some crazy ass shit to tell... funny how everyone hides those flaws deep down inside and acts like kings and queens!    Whenever im going out, not around my town but outside it (like to nearby towns or somewhere far. usually to run an important errand or purchase something), i usually get semi-diarrhea and need to shit my anxiety out before leaving.. I think its because as a child , i was really afraid of going to far away places, places unfamiliar to me where the people around me are strangers and not being able to be home, safe.  So now that im a grown up, i no longer am afraid of far places or strangers, i couldnt care less, but my body still is. so i'd be crapping in "physical" fear if you may, while not actually afraid. "

Haha, I do that if I have to try something new, or if I am having an exam. So just before I'm leaving my house, I just let it all out. "

" @Ahmad_Metallic: Yup, but you really feel better afterwards! "

"  I have a fetish for blood "

I am aware of the fact that the Highschool Musical movies get progressively worse.