Rising rate of ninjas killing homeless people's families!

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#1  Edited By Clean

Why are ninjas killing or kidnapping homeless people's families?
 
The government needs to start a program to teach homeless people how to fight against ninjas!
 
Here is more sad cases of kidnapping
 

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#2  Edited By clubsandwich

this is so sad :(

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#3  Edited By Dalai

Don't make fun!  My family was killed by ninjas.

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#4  Edited By Emandudeguyperson

WTF those pictures are all fake right?
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#5  Edited By Claude

Ninjas kill, silently.

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#6  Edited By ninjakiller

I HAVE BEEN WARNING PEOPLE OF THE THREAT OF NINJAS FOR YEARS.........THEY LAUGHED AT ME.......LAUGHED!!!!!!!!1      NOW YOU KNOW.....NOW YOU KNOW......

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#7  Edited By Black_Raven

I've lost all respect for ninjas, as if those poor homeless people weren't troubled enough..

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#8  Edited By teh_destroyer

this is awesome news! This is so like Ninja Gaiden come to life!

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#9  Edited By breadfan
@Emandudeguyperson said:
WTF those pictures are all fake right?
Why on Earth would anyone ever lie about their family being kidnapped by ninjas?
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#10  Edited By Benjaminvdv

You just know those ninjas are gonna get them aswell now...
 
On a side note, while I am against killing homeless people or their families, the fact is that ninjas are so fucking awesome that I'm absolutely fine with it.

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#11  Edited By Smarter_Martyr

Thank god my family hasn't been harmed by ninjas. I was accosted by a samurai while reading Us Weekly at the grocery store though. Does that count?

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#12  Edited By Hitchenson

This explains why you always see a lone homeless person though. All of their families have been killed by ninjas.

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#13  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Ninjas is actually a famous malt liquor brand.  
 
Them also wanting to take Karate is just an unrelated side note.
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#14  Edited By Tiwi

soon the pirate uprising will stop ninjas from doing stuff like this!

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#15  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Every year hundreds of homeless peoples' lives are ruined by ninjas killing their families, but you can help them by donating just $4 a month. With this money the homeless people can pay for karate lessons, shurikens and katanas to avenge the deaths of their loved ones. Please donate now and make a difference.

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#16  Edited By xCompanionxCubex
@Gamer_152:
I hereby donate $4 a month, i hope this important message enourages others to do so as well, thank you
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#17  Edited By Toxin066

Oh, I didn't  mean to leave any survivors...my bad!

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#18  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Heh, someone probably payed them to hold those signs and take a pic. of them.

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#19  Edited By RetroIce4

So sad. The Tragedy!

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#20  Edited By crusader8463

Cyborg alien female nazi ninjas wearing pirate hats and underwear made from cheese killed my family.

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#21  Edited By penguindust

I don't know about this.  Dingos been stealing babies down under for years, you don't hear anyone there complaining. 

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#22  Edited By MetalRocker

Here go the bleeding hearts again, first they'll blame society and a government that doesn't care for the misfortunes of these people.  Now they have to blame ninjas.
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#23  Edited By Soap

You'd think with being homeless they'd have enough time to write something original.

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#24  Edited By cloneslayer

if i saw this I would give them money

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#25  Edited By ahriman22

Homeless people who know things through the internet.
 
It's the beginning of Hobonet >:[

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#26  Edited By Diamond
@MetalRocker said:
" Here go the bleeding hearts again, first they'll blame society and a government that doesn't care for the misfortunes of these people.  Now they have to blame ninjas. "
Who is funding the ninja training and equipment?  That's right...
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 They're the real ninja's, don't trust em' hobos
Hobojutsu

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#28  Edited By natetodamax

I lol'd

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@PenguinDust: The dingos are building an army of dingo-humans to rise up and take over Australia.
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#30  Edited By singular

That's weird. Here in Germany the ninjas kill the homeless.
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#31  Edited By KowalskiManDown

I wonder how much they paid these poor bastards to hold those signs.

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#32  Edited By dbz1995
@SinGulaR said:
" That's weird. Here in Germany the ninjas kill the homeless. "
Don't you mean the homeless kill the ninjas?
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#33  Edited By singular
@dbz1995 said:
" @SinGulaR said:
" That's weird. Here in Germany the ninjas kill the homeless. "
Don't you mean the homeless kill the ninjas? "

Sorry. Right, that's what I meant. The homeless kill the ninjas. And their families.
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#34  Edited By dopeman

I don't believe them.

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#35  Edited By Clean

 See karate lessons do work out!