Scientists create water powered jetpack,still no cure for cancer

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#1  Edited By Snipzor

I'll say these two things to stop anyone else from saying it. First, that looks fake as hell. Second, I am fully aware that it looks like the one fom Super Mario Sunshine (FLUDD).

It is real as hell though. God I love science, I'd still like that cure for cancer though. But Christ, isn't water limited enough as it is? Do we as a species really need this? Shouldn't cold fusion be the thing we should focus on? Damn you science!
  

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#2  Edited By Mercator

Jet pack is simple physics. Cure for cancer requires more.

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#3  Edited By TheGreatGuero

I have got to get me one of those. It'd be perfect for cleaning up my room. SHINE GET!

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#4  Edited By LiquidPrince

Mario was ahead of the curb.

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#5  Edited By TheLawnWrangler

YES!!! Highway to the Dangerzone!!!

havent heard this song since I played the ROFLcopter game haha

also... man that jetpack seems like fun
but the caner cure would be nice(er) also XD
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#6  Edited By JoelTGM

That looks like fun!

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#7  Edited By Gunner

I have to get one.. Fuck the economy, im spending my income tax on that!

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#8  Edited By Optiow

The shit people invent these days...

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#9  Edited By granderojo

how about you go cure cancer if it is that easy?

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#10  Edited By EvilDingo

I'm pretty sure whoever designed that thing, wouldn't have much to contribute to cancer research :-)

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#11  Edited By c1337us

Water powered jet packs could cure cancer one day, then whose laughing?

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#12  Edited By mike

General is for games.  Moving to OT.

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#13  Edited By StaticFalconar

At first I thought it would be practical until I saw the giant hose attached to it. Projects like water powered Jetpack anybody with basic knowledge of physics can make. Cancer is a grey area. Some cancer can be cured, its all a matter of finding it early enough. Then again most people have this notion of having a health problem, and going to the doctor and they can magically fix everything.... Try to wrap your mind around preventative care, there's your cure to cancer.

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#14  Edited By Vecta

Real jetpacks have been around for ages, I doubt this water powered one would of taken long to make, versus curing cancer which has and will continue take a long time.

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#15  Edited By Osaladin

Now my Super Mario Sunshine cosplay outfit will be complete.

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#16  Edited By End_Boss

So practical, as long as you don't y'know, plan on going more than a hundred yards away from a lake.

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#17  Edited By Aurelito

No cure for cancer? well give up whining, practically when you can't use a condom when you drink.

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#18  Edited By crunchUK

who wants  to cure cancer when theres JETPACKS???????????????

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#19  Edited By Bullet_Jr
crunchUK said:
"who wants  to cure cancer when theres JETPACKS???????????????"
Right, I think jetpacks are more important than cancer and hoverboards are more important than jetpacks. Where's my damn hoverboard?!
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#20  Edited By gunswordfist

hehe HOLY SHYET that was cool! I wonder if he put his legs under that blasting water that it would be powerful enough to blow his limbs off? Hmmm... And we already know the cure to cancer but scientists still can't get Chuck Norris to cry. lol And the last time someone tried to cure cancer, Ultimate Venom was created.

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#21  Edited By Black_Rose
Osaladin said:
"Now my Super Mario Sunshine cosplay outfit will be complete."
I lol'd
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#22  Edited By Wolverine
Mercator said:
"Jet pack is simple physics. Cure for cancer requires more."
Exactly what I was thinking.
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#23  Edited By jakob187

Dood, fuck a cure for cancer!  Jetpacks are the shit!!!

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#24  Edited By Arkthemaniac

No cure for cancer. Floating cars please.

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#25  Edited By PercyChuggs

Yeah, I know. Why are companies making new electronics or computers or engines, when they SHOULD be working on the cure for cancer? In fact, why are YOU reading this post, when you should be out trying to find the cure for cancer? And why am I MYSELF typing this post, instead of attempting to find the cure for cancer?!

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#26  Edited By jakob187
PercyChuggs said:
"Yeah, I know. Why are companies making new electronics or computers or engines, when they SHOULD be working on the cure for cancer? In fact, why are YOU reading this post, when you should be out trying to find the cure for cancer? And why am I MYSELF typing this post, instead of attempting to find the cure for cancer?!"
You DO know that there is already a cure for pelvic cancer, right?  They announced that years ago.  However, it won't be released.  Christians won't let it.  The cure for pelvic cancer that exists right now completely eliminates the cancer, but it also allows a woman to be sterile, meaning she can go out and fuck all she wants without getting pregnant.  Christians find that to be against their beliefs, so in turn, they have fought tooth and nail to make sure that the cure doesn't get released.  I remember when I saw the announcement and thought of how fucked up it was...and then when I went to find the news stories about it the next day, they were all gone.  =  /
So in turn, the cure for cancer would probably never be allowed, as it would go against some groups' beliefs and they wouldn't allow it to be used or released.

So...more flying cars and jet packs plox.
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#27  Edited By Dalai

We'll find out that jetpacks cure cancer and you'll have egg all over your face... which would also be cured by jetpacks.

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#28  Edited By RetroIce4

You can kill AIDS easily. Bleach. That is the cure to AIDS... and AIDS only so far. Not in humans. Bleach kills humans. Hopefully we will find the cure to cancer and AIDS in humans.

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#29  Edited By Systech

Jetpacks are way cooler than cancer.