Seems like the zombie apocalyspe isn't as far off as we thought

World War Z states it's rabies and not the flu.

I'm not worried.

I'm ready. I got too trash cans full of supplies and booby traps that would make McCully Culkin blush. Bring it.

"pissedoffthewitch said:

"I'd hold up at Wal-mart, they have everything. MacDonald's..."

They do have everything...

...including a massive number of entrances and exits that will be very difficult to cover.

Open areas are your best bet for survival, and making sure to hijack a tanker full of gasoline is also essential.

"

Lets go to Mexico and check out the zombies!

"ArchScabby said:

"jakob187 said:

"FUCK YES!!!  PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET IT COME TO AMERICA!!!  I'M READY!  I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS!!!

This has probably made me the single happiest son of a bitch on the planet!!!"

uhhh... if you're not joking you should read the thread.  You might be a little disappointed."

WHAT?!  MOTHERFUCKER, NO!!!  GODDAMMIT!!!

I've gotta go kill myself now.  A little disappointed doesn't even describe how I feel right now.  I was looking forward to the potential of a zombie outbreak, followed by awesome action of killing zombies, followed by eventually being eaten by a zombie and becoming one.

God...fucking...dam...mit.

"

I need to find a girl, a black guy, and an old guy and then Im ready to go!

And we only have to last for two hours and then they die! Piece of cake.

I still want this to be true....

"A message to all other survivors the Northern California area, we are fleeing to the Giant Bomb Offices in Sausilito. Bring all food and necessary belongings with you. "

"I still want this to be true...."

"4ngelus said:

"I still want this to be true...."

Don't we all?"

"Don't we all?"

"No. That would severely interfere with my own plans for world domination. "