jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good.
jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
You'd be dead in a minute."
guns run out of ammo though. As long as they are slow zombies and not the fast ones like 28 days later or left 4 dead, A melee weapon would be really effective.
jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
You'd be dead in a minute."
I'm actually quite agile and know how to handle a sword so i think i'd out live you :)
I sort of wish there would be a zombie apocalypse. Not those crazy ass "rage" zombies that can run, those are scary. I want the slow, moronic, shambling zombies.
But unfortunately, as several other users have already pointed out, it is fake...
jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
You'd be dead in a minute."
I'm actually quite agile and know how to handle a sword so i think i'd out live you :)"
It's obvious nobody here has read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooke. Sure, guns run out of ammo, but to use a melee weapon you need to get right up in their face which would get you killed very fast.
jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
You'd be dead in a minute."
I'm actually quite agile and know how to handle a sword so i think i'd out live you :)"
It's obvious nobody here has read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooke. Sure, guns run out of ammo, but to use a melee weapon you need to get right up in their face which would get you killed very fast."
Well then show me how to shoot a gun. It can't be that hard right?
"FUCK YES!!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET IT COME TO AMERICA!!! I'M READY! I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS!!!
This has probably made me the single happiest son of a bitch on the planet!!!"
uhhh... if you're not joking you should read the thread. You might be a little disappointed."
WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER, NO!!! GODDAMMIT!!!
I've gotta go kill myself now. A little disappointed doesn't even describe how I feel right now. I was looking forward to the potential of a zombie outbreak, followed by awesome action of killing zombies, followed by eventually being eaten by a zombie and becoming one.
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
You'd be dead in a minute."
I'm actually quite agile and know how to handle a sword so i think i'd out live you :)"
It's obvious nobody here has read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooke. Sure, guns run out of ammo, but to use a melee weapon you need to get right up in their face which would get you killed very fast."
It's obvious you've never played Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. I mean, if ValkyrieGoddess dressed like those girls she'd probably be able to fight the same. Right?
jakob, make room. I'm coming to Waco, and we're blastin these bastards.
"
Save a shotgun for me"
Same"
Got room for me?? I can shoot with the best of them.... wait on second thought i've never shot a gun before so just give me a really long sword and i'll be good."
You'd be dead in a minute."
I'm actually quite agile and know how to handle a sword so i think i'd out live you :)"
It's obvious nobody here has read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooke. Sure, guns run out of ammo, but to use a melee weapon you need to get right up in their face which would get you killed very fast."
Well then show me how to shoot a gun. It can't be that hard right?"
"Have you been affected by the zombie strain of swine flu? You can send your experiences using the form below. You can also send your questions about the decision to raise the alert and we will send it to our health experts."
"Have you been affected by the zombie strain of swine flu? You can send your experiences using the form below. You can also send your questions about the decision to raise the alert and we will send it to our health experts."
"
I have some questions to send in. I've been effected.
A message to all other survivors the Northern California area, we are fleeing to the Giant Bomb Offices in Sausilito. Bring all food and necessary belongings with you.
Odd how the crowning achievement of your life would be living through, fighting in, and eventually sucumbing to a zombie outbreak. But, to each his own....
That was kind' funny but i don't think i hav to worry about that because i know that guns have kick back (I did date a Military guy for quite some time). God what did that lady weight like 60 pounds. Shit i bet the wind could blow her away.
LordAndrew said:
"ValkyrieGoddess said:
"Well then show me how to shoot a gun. It can't be that hard right?"
You play video games, don't you? Then you should know how to shoot a gun. :P"
I mean a real gun. I've shot an air rifle before but not a real gun and i assume there is a Big difference.
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