So you're famous now

And it's your lucky day! The hollywood big shots want to make a movie about your life!

Who would play you and be your look alike?

I would most likely be Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The puppet they used for Jabba the Hutt in the original movies.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Robert Downey Jr

@MrCandleguy said:

And it's your lucky day! The hollywood big shots want to make a movie about your life!

Who would play you and be your look alike?

I would most likely be Joseph Gordon-Levitt

What a round about way to tell people you think you look like an attractive celebrity,

I AM!?!?!!? FUCKING, YES!!!!! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!! I'D LIKE TO THANK ME, MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND THE REST OF THE ARSEHOLES I KNOW!!! THANK YOU ALL!

Samuel L Jackson MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Ryan Gosling even though he looks nothing like me lol, he get the ladys hot

Damn, son. I've been famous since grade school. What you on about?

@evanbower: Someone told me he is the closest. He is much better looking than me. Maybe not in that movie when he shaves all his hair off, but you know. Not every movie is a winner.

I would play myself... but I think my biography would have to be flavored up a bit for Hollywood.

A film based on truthiness.

Peter Dinklage. I'm actually very tall, I just want to see him say things that I have said.

@MrCandleguy said:

@evanbower: Someone told me he is the closest. He is much better looking than me. Maybe not in that movie when he shaves all his hair off, but you know. Not every movie is a winner.

Nah, he's better looking when he's bald too.

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@MrCandleguy said:

@evanbower: Someone told me he is the closest. He is much better looking than me. Maybe not in that movie when he shaves all his hair off, but you know. Not every movie is a winner.

Nah, he's better looking when he's bald too.

Touche my friend... Tou - motherfucking - che.

Some actor playing the role of me? No way. I play as myself, that's how big of a star I am.

Leonardo DiCaprio.

@MrCandleguy said:

@evanbower: Someone told me he is the closest. He is much better looking than me. Maybe not in that movie when he shaves all his hair off, but you know. Not every movie is a winner.

Haha, maybe not in the cancer movie!? Good god man.

michael cera

• Jon depp #1 would be playing my pops.
• Donna Summers would be my morm.
• Ledarnicho decaprio as me
• Danny devino as my dog
• The movie is titled "Believe it or not, oh"

A combination between Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling.

Zooey Deschanel.

I'm a guy but I'd like to see what my life would be like if I was a girl but acted how I act now. Also Zooey Deschanel is particularly good at awkward situations.

Lucifer.

Charlie Day

@BestUsernameEver said:

• Jon depp #1 would be playing my pops.
• Donna Summers would be my morm.
• Ledarnicho decaprio as me
• Danny devino as my dog
• The movie is titled "Believe it or not, oh"

Donna Summer is dead. Sorry

Charlie Sheen

It'd just be Two and a Half Men

You tell me.

Seth Rogan browned-up (like Ben Kingsley in Gandhi).

@Akeldama said:

You tell me.

Betty White.

@Giantstalker said:

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

I'm a 5'11'' Scot who could really do with hitting the gym. I'm also an accountant.

Nailed it.

I have no clue who'd play the current/young me.
Can't really come up with a late teen/twenties-something actress that I can identify with. 

Old me is definitely a role for Shirley Manson though.
 

Oh and my dad will be Adam Baldwin and my cousin Nathan Fillion, must be, or I'll sign no deal!

Cooke Monster.

Christopher Walken.

Not because he looks like me or sounds like me. I just wanna see what my life would have been like if I was Christopher Walken.

Ben Stiller. Though I'd be played by Sean Bean during my death scene.

That fat guy from The Hangover.

Jack Black

It would be an animated film created entirely by an animation team with Parkinson's disease. The dialog would be done by a concert hall of people all yelling a line at the same time. The score would be directed by John Williams but performed entirely by orangutans.

I'd play myself, because otherwise, the CG costs would bankrupt a second world country.

Brad Pitt with an ugly nose prop.

Rocky Dennis or John Merrick or the Space Jockey from the first Alien including chest wound.

I want to be played by Gary Oldman, not because he looks or sounds anything like me, he's about 30 years older than me, but just because he's fucking great. I also demand that we reanimate the corpse of Leni Riefenstahl to direct it, & if that's not possible then Michael Fassbender can play me & it can be directed by Steve McQueen, because both films they've done together have been amazing & yet miserable. And if McQueen is busy then back to Oldman as actor, with Darren Aronofsky directing.

Benedact Cumberbatch because I've always wondered what my life would be like if I had curly hair.

I want a non-human puppet to play me like Ted, ALF or Warren the Ape. I'd pick H. Jon Benjamin to voice the role of me.

Only Andy Serkis could perform the mocap required to play me.

Somebody really, really incredibly good-looking. Think a young Ernest Borgnine.

Liam Neeson

CG all of me even the voice is gonna be generated by a computer , but the rest of the characters will have to be real people... is gonna be a weird movie I now.

Every great actor would play me for couple lines and megastars for action scenes. The same goes for girls.

Please don't give me any excuse to throw photos of myself around this website anymore. I beg you. Really I only need the slightest provocation to slide back down that particular rabbit hole.

As long as I get a cameo playing the guy who rapes me during the prison sequence I don't care who actually plays me.

I don't want anyone to make a movie about me.