So I have had a bit of a shitty week and want to celebrate its ending by talking about dumb shit. So tell me the dumbest shot you can remember doing so we can all laugh about it. Here are some of my favorites;
-On my first date I was so nervous and scared that I couldn't stop talking. At some point I started talking about puke. And then at the end of the date, even after the puke talk, she still wanted a hug but, again, I was too nervous, fumbled about, and ended up giving her a handshake instead.
-On a hike my friends and I decided it'd be smart for all of us to climb onto a ledge, hold onto a tree that was growing on the ledge, and look down a waterfall that ran below the ledge. The drop was about 100 feet. When we were done we decided to THEN check to make sure if the cliff was actually safe to stand on. It wasn't. The 'cliff' was a tiny little jut of dirt and rock about three feet tall. With all of us on there we added about a thousand pounds to it and all the weight was on the weakest part of the lip.
-At a warehouse job I used to work at I rode the forks of a forklift up about 20 feet to the top of the warehouse to inventory the goods that were stacked up there. I wasn't even on a pallet. Just the slippery, metal forks.
-While rock climbing as a teenager I fell ten feet off of a rock on to more rocks, shock it off, and climbed back up again. The next time I fell about 15 feet.
-I played a half of football in high school after having had a concussion.
That's all I can think of at the moment. Go ahead and join me in sharing dumb shit!