The best reason to stop playing your video game

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#1  Edited By Chipset_Seven
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#2  Edited By jonnyboy

Wife and kids left days ago and there's a dead cat in the corner. Still, on the bright side I'll hit level 50 any time now.

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#3  Edited By Lemmingzx

Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason.

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#4  Edited By Jeffsekai

I agree that sex or sex related activites is ALWAYS the best reason to stop anything, but latley I have been stoping to post on giantbomb and search the internets.

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#5  Edited By Red12b

When I am on fire,  
It burns!  
 
It Burns!
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#6  Edited By Chipset_Seven
@Lemmingzx said:
"Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "

unless, of course, you're an addict.  In which case mainlining cocaine and driving down the interstate at 120 mph is best, but, I see your point.  Sex is a close second.
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#7  Edited By mikyy

suddenly a brick smashed through my window attatchjed to a bomb so you no... needed to stop playing and leave till it exploded then went back in and played..:)

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#8  Edited By Hitchenson
Stop playing a video game? What is this I don't even-
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#9  Edited By MrSnow
@Lemmingzx said:
" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "
Hell yes ....................................................but not  Butt sex..........................*Cold shiver*
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@Lemmingzx said:
" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "
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#11  Edited By ryoma122

giant bomb is the closest thing i can think of that would pull me off a game

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#12  Edited By Jeust

Work. You gotta do something... :P

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#13  Edited By penguindust

What's this pain shooting through my right arm?...there's a tightness in my chest...can't...seem...to...catch my breath...dizzy...must reach save point. 

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#14  Edited By citizenkane
L. Girlfriend/wife walked into the room naked saying "Come get it, tiger."
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#15  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

H. 
 
 
I mean GB is a godly site,right?
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@Lemmingzx said:
" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "
Yes, but why can't you do both at the same time?
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#17  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@Boom_goes_the_dynamite said:
" @Lemmingzx said:
" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "
Yes, but why can't you do both at the same time? "
You can and its glorious! 
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#18  Edited By MrMuise
Nourishment - I need food: Order food, wireless controller allows access to the door while still gaming.    

Bathroom Break: Wireless controller (leave the door open), GBA in the washroom, gaming continues.  

It's late - I've gotta get some rest:  In a few hours it will be early and I need to be up early, gaming continues.   

Girlfriend, wife, or mother walked into the room, angry: Mock their anger while suggesting oral stimulation, gaming continues.  (FOR ALL THREE!)

I seem to remember the doctor mentioning something about my legs and exercise: Wireless controller again allows for walking around in circles, gaming continues.  

The sun just came up : 
Close blinds, gaming continues.  

My thumbs hurt:
Move index fingers to analog sticks, middle finger for face buttons, ring and pinky finger for bumpers and triggers, gaming continues.      

Gotta go post something on GiantBomb: Wireless keyboard and mouse, ability to type with toes and/or once hand, gaming continues.    

My console just bit it, hard:
Switch consoles, order repairs with feet while gaming continues.    

Haven't stopped playing the video game I'm currently on since the early 90s:  Now that it's been ported to the iphone I can keep gaming it while my other gaming continues.  

Reasons, I don't need no stinking reasons: Damn right! Gaming continues, bitch!  

 Other: Fuck you, you're not a real answer! Gaming continues.
   
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#19  Edited By HandsomeDead

My eyes hurting is usually the main reason. This is assuming it's a good game, of course.

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#20  Edited By GreggD

Friggin' exercise. He who does not get off the couch/computer chair is going to rot their body. I learned this the hard way, and now I must rectify this mistake.

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#21  Edited By KaosAngel

You had sex with your wife and she got pregnant and now you have kids.

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#22  Edited By OmegaPirate

best thing is oral encouragement from your girlfriend WHILST you game- til the point you have to stop - then resume later ^_^

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@W0lfbl1tzers: Throw in a sandwich and it becomes magical.
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#24  Edited By natetodamax

Gotta go to Giant Bomb, you know.

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#25  Edited By Seedofpower
@Lemmingzx said:
" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "
Whats sex?
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#26  Edited By penguindust
@MrMuise said:
" Girlfriend, wife, or mother walked into the room, angry: Mock their anger while suggesting oral stimulation, gaming continues.  (FOR ALL THREE!)  "
@OmegaPirate:   Apparently your mother is a worthwhile substitute as well...in some "close" families.
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#27  Edited By Chipset_Seven
@MrMuise:  we gotta get you an your insidious gaming continues plan on a special treadmill.  You could probably bring power to an entire city full of gaming fanatics with your fervor.