Wife and kids left days ago and there's a dead cat in the corner. Still, on the bright side I'll hit level 50 any time now.
The best reason to stop playing your video game
"Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "
unless, of course, you're an addict. In which case mainlining cocaine and driving down the interstate at 120 mph is best, but, I see your point. Sex is a close second.
What's this pain shooting through my right arm?...there's a tightness in my chest...can't...seem...to...catch my breath...dizzy...must reach save point.
" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "Yes, but why can't you do both at the same time?
" @Lemmingzx said:You can and its glorious!" Sex isn't on the list, that's the best reason. "Yes, but why can't you do both at the same time? "
Bathroom Break: Wireless controller (leave the door open), GBA in the washroom, gaming continues.
It's late - I've gotta get some rest: In a few hours it will be early and I need to be up early, gaming continues.
Girlfriend, wife, or mother walked into the room, angry: Mock their anger while suggesting oral stimulation, gaming continues. (FOR ALL THREE!)
I seem to remember the doctor mentioning something about my legs and exercise: Wireless controller again allows for walking around in circles, gaming continues.
The sun just came up : Close blinds, gaming continues.
My thumbs hurt: Move index fingers to analog sticks, middle finger for face buttons, ring and pinky finger for bumpers and triggers, gaming continues.
Gotta go post something on GiantBomb: Wireless keyboard and mouse, ability to type with toes and/or once hand, gaming continues.
My console just bit it, hard: Switch consoles, order repairs with feet while gaming continues.
Haven't stopped playing the video game I'm currently on since the early 90s: Now that it's been ported to the iphone I can keep gaming it while my other gaming continues.
Reasons, I don't need no stinking reasons: Damn right! Gaming continues, bitch!
Other: Fuck you, you're not a real answer! Gaming continues.
best thing is oral encouragement from your girlfriend WHILST you game- til the point you have to stop - then resume later ^_^
" Girlfriend, wife, or mother walked into the room, angry: Mock their anger while suggesting oral stimulation, gaming continues. (FOR ALL THREE!) "@OmegaPirate: Apparently your mother is a worthwhile substitute as well...in some "close" families.
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