When in a moment of teen angst/rebellion at some trivial trespass, I snapped at my Mother "well its not like I killed somebody!" at the time, Mom was awaitng trial for manslaughter.
i was angry at a friend and told them they ment less to me than a piece of shit that i must avoid at all costs even if it means killing my self and now its just not nice when me and this person are in the same room
When my cousin walked in on my girlfriend and I all over each other. We where in her room, on her bed, and she was my cousins best friend. Totally killed the mood...
I once played a piece at this retirement home in front of about 30 old folks. I messed up and lost where I was in the piece. It was so bad that I decided to stop playing and walked off of stage wanting to die. Once I stopped playing some of the old people started clapping and cheering out loud thinking that the song was actually over. I was approached after by an old man in a wheelchair telling me that was the best rendition of "The Entertainer" he had ever heard.
The most awkward moment I can think of was relatively innocent. I had stolen a few thousand feet of caution tape from a construction site. I spent the next 20 minutes or so wrapping it around the local strip mall, for a laugh. The next day the police were there, they thought that someone had put a bomb inside. :(
This one time man, I was yelling at my brother and I said " OH YEAH WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!". My mom shot me a raised eyebrow, and I said "Fuck. Reflex."
A group of friends I was living with last year at uni said they were gonna rent a house together and didn't invite me. This was a time when my sleep-schedule was such that whenever they were going out I would say "no thanks" and continue sleeping. Later in the year they realised that I wasn't blowing them off and genuinely had to sleep. But by then it was too late to change the living arrangement plans.
Now I introduce them thusly: "These are the guys I was living with last year. But then they decided they didn't like me." That always produces an awkward silence.
" This one time man, I was yelling at my brother and I said " OH YEAH WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!". My mom shot me a raised eyebrow, and I said "Fuck. Reflex." "
Oh my god, that's awesome. Laughed for a good minute.
I think the biggest feeling of dread was when I went to a big carnival (as in rides and carny folk - Royal Melbourne Show) with my partner (married several years) and a bunch of people from her job. I had a habit of standing behind her and kissing her on the back of the head whilst holder her shoulders, like a good partner would do. So there I am at he show and I do what I usually do and, yes, you guessed, it was NOT my partner.
If it were a random stranger, that would have been bad enough, but the shocked look on the face was a girl my partner worked with. Awkward much. In the crowd, she shared some similarities with height and hair colour and style. I went a bright red and the gang took the piss out of me for that one a regular basis for a long tome to come. Careful who you kiss.
i managed to walk in on my parents having sex, and around one hour later i managed to walk in on my sister having sex with her bf. a few hours later we all had dinner...
also, some smaller mistakes while using languages im not native in
I was in my town centre, with a good coloured/black/non-white (delete as appropriate) friend of mine, who was completely cool with me making the odd risqué joke about him. I asked if he could do me a small favour, of which his response was "Aw, that's too much effort." Cue my immortal response "Too much effort!? You need a good few months in the cotton fields, boy."
Behind us were a gang of coloured/black/non-white people. That took a full hour to defuse that situation.
" i managed to walk in on my parents having sex, and around one hour later i managed to walk in on my sister having sex with her bf. a few hours later we all had dinner... also, some smaller mistakes while using languages im not native in "
" i managed to walk in on my parents having sex, and around one hour later i managed to walk in on my sister having sex with her bf. a few hours later we all had dinner... "
" i managed to walk in on my parents having sex, and around one hour later i managed to walk in on my sister having sex with her bf. a few hours later we all had dinner... also, some smaller mistakes while using languages im not native in "
Hmm too many to remember but I recall one moment at the 9th grade. It was English class and we were all reading a book. I dozed off a little bit but was woken up by the announcement that we all had to stand up to do the Pledge of Allegiance. Waking up I noticed that I had a stiffy so I used the book to cover it. Chick next to me noticed.
" This one time man, I was yelling at my brother and I said " OH YEAH WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!". My mom shot me a raised eyebrow, and I said "Fuck. Reflex." "
"This one time man, I was yelling at my brother and I said " OH YEAH WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!". My mom shot me a raised eyebrow, and I said "Fuck. Reflex." "
Drowning in a pool with 100+ people in it, then grabbing my dad's friend's hot daughter's boob to hang on for dear life... Still can't look her in the eye.
To top it of I got rescued by another Australian chick. Never knew that many people can be so quite. The only voice I could hear was my father's, all the way across the pool yelling at me.
Either getting caught masterbating by my sister (ALWAYS FUCKING KNOCK) or getting caught heavily making out with gf (pretty much everything except the deed itself) by her mom.
Telling a friend (who I don't like, but is still an acquaintance as he doesn't pick up any messages that I hate him and I'm too nice a guy to tell him that he's an annoying piece of shit.) that no I do not want to live with him and his girlfriend in the second year of university as the sight of them makes me sick. (THEY UGLY)
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