I eat whole pizzas once in a while, but they're McCain Superthins from the grocery store so they're about the size of three slices of regular pizza.
The Quest to Eat an Entire Large Pizza
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@Video_Game_King said:
*brags about doing this quite often* :P
*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*
You know, there's a Little Caesar's like five blocks from my house. I'm kind of tempted to try to eat a large pizza by myself now.
@Tireyo643 said:
Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.
The fuck is wrong with you? Local pizzerias all the way.
@Video_Game_King said:
@Tireyo643 said:
Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.
The fuck is wrong with you? Local pizzerias all the way.
Well, yeah! That too as there are three more of those, but I ain't going to give out their business names!
When you're 6'1", a teenager, and swimming competitively that's a light snack. Luckily even though I lived in the middle of nowhere there was miraculously a little place, surrounded by nothing, owned by an old Italian immigrant couple and they made the best pizza. It was even Little Caesar's cheap, but infinitely better. That was 10 years ago though. I don't know if I could, or would want to, live that lifestyle now. I never did count the calories and I wish I knew now.
Christ I love pizza, I can fosho finish of a large in one sitting. Every single pizza place near me does Buy one get one free, the amount of times i've "accidentally" got into the second box is frightening.
Nothing can beat some of the pizzas I had in actual Italy though, but when you're hungover/ hungry takeaway pizza is the one.
I went running the other day like I usually do when it's nice out, then went and ate an entire pepperoni hot n' ready. I run so I can do things like that.
Who delivers to the moon?@Video_Game_King said:
*brags about doing this quite often* :P*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*
@yoshimitz707 said:
@Video_Game_KingWho delivers to the moon?@Video_Game_King said:
*brags about doing this quite often* :P*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*
There are pizzerias up here, you know.
Dammit! I was trying to fight this desire for pizza that I've had all night, then I saw this thread and now I have an 18" pizza on the way.
Screw you guys.
@Video_Game_King said:
@yoshimitz707 said:
@Video_Game_KingWho delivers to the moon?@Video_Game_King said:
*brags about doing this quite often* :P*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*
There are pizzerias up here, you know.
I don't see any!
@yoshimitz707:
Then I assume you're not on it. That means you are merely looking at the Great Lunar Shield that was put up back in the early 1700s. You do not see the Moon's true face.
@Video_Game_King said:
@yoshimitz707:
Then I assume you're not on it. That means you are merely looking at the Great Lunar Shield that was put up back in the early 1700s. You do not see the Moon's true face.
In my early 20's I would eat a large pizza by myself all the time. I worked at a large printing company and the whole press room ordering pizza pizza deals was the norm. Everyone would have their own pizza for less than $5. Back then Little Ceasars was the place for cheap and good pizza. I weighed about 140 and could out eat anyone. Now half a pizza is more than enough.
A plague upon the house of whomever bumped this thread. I was planning to get a pizza all day, but I decided to put it off until tomorrow and now that everything everything is closed I see this and want one more then ever. Also, eating one pizza is nothing. OP is a light weight.
When I was in high school I could do that in less then a half an hour. Now I can barely eat 4 slices without wanting to puke.
I think I already posted in this, but yeah. 1 large isn't hard. It's nothing to be proud of, but it's not hard. Still... Little Ceasar's... that's some foul ass pizza. They are worst than generic brand no-rising crust frozen pizza. Shit sits under a heat lamp for like 3 hours at a time. It makes Dominos seem godly, although their reworked pizza recipe is pretty nice, especially at $5 large 1-topping like my local one is.
It's always interesting to read a thread you thought was new, only to scroll down and realize a past version of yourself already made a comment on the first page.
The only thing that a bellyful of pizza makes me want is... more pizza.
Honestly, if I were to sit down to eat a large Little Caesar's pizza, it would only make me want to do it all over again. I love pizza but around the fourth piece I have to force myself to stop. Even if it's bad pizza. You have to really fail to make a pizza that I won't eat.
@MikkaQ said:
@GunslingerPanda said:
@MikkaQ said:
Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.
Are you fatter than I am?
Possibly?
/hug
I want this to turn into everyone 1-upping each other and eating pizzas faste rand faster with more ingredients on them. The winner gets nothing, just a whole lot of shame.
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