The Quest to Eat an Entire Large Pizza

You took it like a man.

WCCB Newsdesk

HICKORY, NC - Hickory Police received a shots fired call on Thursday around 11:15 pm., in the area of Little Caesars Pizza (located at Springs Rd. and 20th St. NE).  Officers responded to the scene but were unable to locate anything at that time.

On Friday around 9am, officers responded to the 1000 block of 20th St. NE to find one male victim deceased from an apparent gunshot wound to the chest area.  The caller was a resident of an apartment at that location.

A murder warrant has been issued for Orlando Murry Williams, B/M, DOB: 01/09/1983 of Hickory. 

The name of the victim will not be released pending notification to the family.
 
 

I just remembered reading this. About 3 miles from where I live. Go Little Caesars Pizza!!!

Reading your growing disgust for pizza just made me crave some pizza more. I would love a slice for some sweet, sweet Walking Dead tonight.

I can handle a large dominos pizza, not in an hour but under 2 hours. It's always better having leftovers for the morning though. Trust me on this, cold pizza is the business.

" Without cheese or meat, a pizza is called flatbread. "

@ZombiePie said:

"Again I would like to say that I'm not accustomed to eating large portions and I'm only around 120lbs. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

There was a time when Little Caesars was good, but that was so long ago. "

I kinda wanna try this now

Oh dear. Just looking at those nutritional facts makes me feel so much more guilty about how many slices of pizza I eat.

nice, i actually just also had pizza. i had three slices of medium cheese pizza. it was good man.

After what you just did to yourself, the only cure is a bullet to the head.

I'm lucky and live in the Chicagoland area, so pizza here is REALLY good. 
 
I think I've had the equivalent of a large deep-dish Giordano's Pizza once, and I'm sure I've had that much Domino's when I was a little kid. I'm pretty thin now, though (6'2" and 155 lbs.) and I can't usually eat half of a frozen DiGiorno or CPK pizza.

Little Caesars Pizza is fucking terrible. Tastes like cardboard. But maybe I'm biased because my family owns two pizza stores and I can make anything I want.

" Little Caesars Pizza is fucking terrible. Tastes like cardboard. But maybe I'm biased because my family owns two pizza stores and I can make anything I want. "

" @BulletproofMonk said:

" Man, that is one tasty looking pizza.  "

Don't be fooled. "

I can usually eat a large digornio pepperoni pizza, at least 3/4 of one, but thats it, cause i like to live the next day.

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I could starve for 2 days and do this. But I would never ever tell anyone. Shame is the correct emotion to have after eating a whole large pizza solo in a single sitting.

Man, I want some pizza.

You are my hero Zombie.

.........I like little ceasers then again whenever i'm at my friends flat and it gets around to 6 or 7 and we start tallying up how much money we have it always comes down to. 
 
Alright we have like ten dollars....who's up for pizza. 
 
Needless to say it's either pizza or two out of five people are eating.

I used to eat 12" pizzas in one sitting all the time (~2lb in weight); nowadays, my tolerance for greasy foods is far lower than before (which basically means eating half a pizza in one sitting instead of the whole pizza . . . <_<).

With a large pepperoni pie from Pizza Pizza (the largest franchise in Canada), my record is 10 minutes flat. The trick is to fold 2 slices together at a time, and chug it with copious amounts of soda. 
 
I don't know why I just admitted that to strangers on the Internet...

Those things are pretty terrible, but I've eaten them before. I'm a fat motherfucker who loves pizza, so Little Caesars is no sweat. But I do applaud you for going through with this. Just don't do it ever again if you care about your well-being.

I could never eat a Large by myself.  I usually order a Medium for just me, with side orders (Garlic Bread, Chips, whatever).

6 dollars for 2200 calories? How are there poor people in the world?!

Did you know that one slice of Pepperoni pizza covers about 40% of your RDI of Saturated Fat?  You liver must be so heavy right now.

I've never eaten a large all at once, usually because there's other people involved, or because I like to get two meals worth out of the pizza... but I could. I know I could. But should I?

I can rarely eat more than two medium slices in one sitting.

Haha that's nothing....I can eat a whole Little Ceasars large pizza in under a half an hour and still feel fine afterwards.

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

I don't understand pizza snobbery. I love pizza, and will eat any kind, anywhere. Some pizza tastes better than others, but any pizza > not pizza. Even CiCi's all you can eat pizza, which sort of tastes like they use ketchup instead of pizza sauce, is better than not pizza. Those $0.79 pizzas you can get at the supermarket are better than the best not pizza. Man, I like pizza. "

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

Dude Little Ceasers is fucking delicious, or am I the wierd one?

Whenever I have pizza I always eat a large. By myself. And with garlic bread.
This is why I'm fat.

Hmm I had pizza yesterday, good times.

That pizza looks fucking gross. Especially that last lone piece, all gray and sweaty-looking. Ugh.  
 
Your body hates you, Zombie.

So well formatted, it's like a wiki post about eating too much

Reminds me to not eat too much the next time there is pizza. 

Awesome blog, though I can't help but feel you need to MAN THE FUCK UP. Who can't finish a pizza by themselves? 
 
I want to see more blogs written over the course of a monstrous meal. Next time I want to see you eat a whole roast chicken by yourself!  

Not to bump this blog but at over 1,000 views and over 90 comments this is the most successful blog I have ever written on the internet...crazy. I never claimed that this was an impressive feat merely that I did it and felt bloated and gross afterwords. I'm touched by those that actually think I'm killing my body in doing this, honestly I didn't know that any of you cared. As for the pizza connoisseurs, yeah it wasn't the best pizza but my options were limited and I was on a strict budget at the time and it was my only viable option. No regrets. Now if you would all excuse me I just found out that there is something called a "cheeseburger cocktail."

a large is not that hard to make disappear alone. 
just don't look at the nutrition facts on the back of the box if you don't want to feel too bad about it.

Nice going!  Now the question, would you ever do it again?
 
I personally can do it, but you feel terrible afterwards.  My cousin and I usually share one when we get done snowboarding in the winter and pick a pizza up on our way home.  I mean I can do it, but you for starters, fell really really full for a really really long time after.  And secondly, if you get kind of a greasy pizza, your guts will be turning later tonight in the middle of the night.

I can eat a Domino's large pretty easily but I usually try to refrain from doing so, I already need to lose some weight. Also not sure how large a large is in NZ, American food tends to be bigger.

I don't know whether to feel happy or depressed that I took one look at that pizza and thought: "I eat a pizza that size quite often."

I have never done this. Now I must suspend all activities pending the completion of this task.

I'd like to see you try and eat a large pie from Marino's. That shit might kill you. And don't even get me started on deep dish Chicago stuff.